justformemes: (So dumb)
justformemes ([personal profile] justformemes) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2025-05-19 09:00 pm

Phone sex & Sexting





the phone sex +
sexting meme


what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

immaterialgirl: (pic#17847755)

[personal profile] immaterialgirl 2025-05-20 05:29 am (UTC)(link)
i promise they're safe.
but maybe you can earn some clues
mimikriya: (007)

[personal profile] mimikriya 2025-05-20 05:31 am (UTC)(link)
I can earn some clues?
Okay. What do you want?
immaterialgirl: (pic#17847735)

[personal profile] immaterialgirl 2025-05-20 05:34 am (UTC)(link)
start easy.
what's your favorite color?
mimikriya: (Default)

[personal profile] mimikriya 2025-05-20 05:37 am (UTC)(link)
[...]

Um. Silvery gray, but... not flashy. Calmer.
immaterialgirl: (pic#17847708)

[personal profile] immaterialgirl 2025-05-20 05:40 am (UTC)(link)
oh, that's a good choice. i like that one too.
which one do you want back first?

[she's trying to be kind here, she knows it's already pushing boundaries.]
mimikriya: (Default)

[personal profile] mimikriya 2025-05-20 05:45 am (UTC)(link)
[...]
Knife.
[It's not entirely honest, re: want, but for a lowball question, it feels right.]
immaterialgirl: (pic#17847729)

[personal profile] immaterialgirl 2025-05-20 05:47 am (UTC)(link)
that one is where you'd expect a knife.
[in the kitchen, tucked safely into the knife block. but when the blade is pulled out, there's a pretty pink lipstick stain pressed to it.]
mimikriya: (Default)

[personal profile] mimikriya 2025-05-20 05:56 am (UTC)(link)
[that. probably shouldn't be as much of a turn on as it is, huh?]
Thank you for putting it somewhere it wouldn't get dull.
immaterialgirl: (pic#17847688)

[personal profile] immaterialgirl 2025-05-20 06:28 am (UTC)(link)
i considered sharpening it for you, but i can tell you already maintain it.
i like that.

alright. next one.
1-10 how naughty has kitten been?
mimikriya: (018)

[personal profile] mimikriya 2025-05-20 06:33 am (UTC)(link)
Very carefully, yes. But I appreciate the thought.

Hmm. Depends a bit on where everything else is, but for this specifically... 3/10.
immaterialgirl: (pic#17847691)

[personal profile] immaterialgirl 2025-05-20 06:37 am (UTC)(link)
guess i'll have to try harder.

which one do you want next?
mimikriya: (Default)

[personal profile] mimikriya 2025-05-20 06:40 am (UTC)(link)
Which one do you think matches up with that question?
immaterialgirl: (pic#17847687)

[personal profile] immaterialgirl 2025-05-20 06:46 am (UTC)(link)
oh, if you want to see how naughty i can be. maybe you should go check the living room before somebody sits down and has a nasty surprise.

[because under the couch cushions in Antonia's sword, with a skimpy pair of black panties dangling from the blade. and yes, previously worn.]
mimikriya: (Default)

[personal profile] mimikriya 2025-05-20 06:54 am (UTC)(link)
[a minute. and then two.]

Are these - today's?
immaterialgirl: (pic#17847690)

[personal profile] immaterialgirl 2025-05-20 07:00 am (UTC)(link)
yes.
not wearing any now.
mimikriya: (Default)

[personal profile] mimikriya 2025-05-20 07:11 am (UTC)(link)
How long have they been here instead?
immaterialgirl: (pic#17847729)

[personal profile] immaterialgirl 2025-05-20 07:16 am (UTC)(link)
not too long. it was the last one i hid, right before i messaged you.
why?
mimikriya: (Default)

[personal profile] mimikriya 2025-05-20 07:18 am (UTC)(link)
I'll get to why. Minutes, half an hour, hour, more?
immaterialgirl: (pic#17847708)

[personal profile] immaterialgirl 2025-05-20 07:24 am (UTC)(link)
about... 45 minutes now?
since it didn't take you too long.
mimikriya: (Default)

[personal profile] mimikriya 2025-05-20 07:30 am (UTC)(link)
45 minutes. How long did you think it would take me?
immaterialgirl: (pic#17847756)

[personal profile] immaterialgirl 2025-05-20 07:38 am (UTC)(link)
could've taken longer, if you asked for that one last.
an hour, or two. depending on other distractions that might come up.
mimikriya: (Default)

[personal profile] mimikriya 2025-05-20 07:41 am (UTC)(link)
8/10. I hope you don't think you're getting these back today.
immaterialgirl: (pic#17847723)

[personal profile] immaterialgirl 2025-05-20 07:44 am (UTC)(link)
high score.
guess i'll just have to go without.

daddy ready for her next clue?
mimikriya: (Default)

[personal profile] mimikriya 2025-05-20 07:52 am (UTC)(link)
Good guess. Until I say otherwise, kitten.

Yes.
immaterialgirl: (pic#17847694)

[personal profile] immaterialgirl 2025-05-20 07:58 am (UTC)(link)
were you worried somebody else would find them first?

because you won't have to worry about that where this next one is hiding.

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