Phone sex & Sexting

[justformemes]

the phone sex +
sexting meme

what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

Comments

[ciadirector]

4.9 star rating on OnlyFans.

[so_many_pockets]

So you are good on camera. Not necessarily in real life.

[ciadirector]

I'm good in bed in real life. I need skills in something to get by this long.

[so_many_pockets]

I don't think it would necessarily make you a bad host, in that case. As long as they are enthusiastically consenting.

[ciadirector]

Consenting and pretty enthusiastic so far. If I stop texting, don't think about it too much.

[so_many_pockets]

As long as it is not my parents, I am not bothered and wish you all the sex your heart desires. Have fun. Don't get pregnant.

[ciadirector]

[ She physically recoiled at the last part of the text. ]

I'm too deep into menopause for that, thank god.

[so_many_pockets]

You never know. Maybe they have discovered something in space that makes sperm so powerful it can undo that or overpower it or something.

[ciadirector]

Don't say that when I'm in the middle of a hot tub with the space guy. I'm giving myself a hysterectomy.

[so_many_pockets]

I'd get out of the hot tub before you do that. Bacteria and germs love that hot water. I can send you a picture of my scar to show you where you need to cut, if that will help.

[ciadirector]

It's too late, I already used my best lines and I want to see where this goes from here. I'll just take the Plan B I bought for Ava in the morning.

[so_many_pockets]

You bought Plan B for Ava?