Phone sex & Sexting

[justformemes]

the phone sex +
sexting meme

what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

Comments

roronoa zoro | one piece (la) | ota

[myownthing]

1. if you keep sneaking my share of the treasure i'm going to start taking it out on your ass

2. for the record, there's no way you can outdrink me

3. if you want me not to nap you're going to have to entertain me
your call

4. So I've been thinking.
I haven't done shots off your tits.
That seems like a problem.

5. [ or shoot your own shot i'm not picky, cross canon, ota, etc. ]

4

[scone]

[ ?????????? ]

was this meant for nami?
what kind of shitbag speaks to a woman like this?

[myownthing]

the kind of shitbag who actually intends to get laid
maybe you should try it
besides, you're looking pretty bouncy, maybe it was for you

[scone]

these are your seduction techniques? you'd have better luck talking to the fish.

maybe? where have your eyes been all evening?

[myownthing]

you don't know how much i pull.

maybe i wouldn't be staring if you didn't wear clothes two sizes too small, cook.

[scone]

you'd have to be able to count to tell me. luckily, even you can count to zero.

[ YOU accuse HIM of THIS with your big HONKERS on display ALL DAY,,, ]

you're the last person who should be criticizing a well-fitted suit. you look like you wandered off a farm and haven't bathed in three days. if anyone should be staring, it's me. in anger. that you're still dressed.
like that.

[myownthing]

oh, har har. i can count the number of swords i have to kick your ass.

[ now who's sounding thirsty, sanji??? wack. ]

yeah, you are staring. probably picturing me naked.
pervert.

2 hello hello

[tangerinelike]

have you met me?

well hello again darling

[myownthing]

you know, i have
annoying girl with the orange hair and the great ass, right?
and almost as good at putting em away as me
almost