Phone sex & Sexting

[justformemes]

the phone sex +
sexting meme

what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

Comments

[pinklimo]

You do realize what would happen if certain people found out, yes?

[braidedwonder]

And?

You think I'm afraid of Heero Yuy?

He can't even shoot me on orders to.

[pinklimo]

I have a brother, too.

Just give them back. We can both forget this ever happened. Besides, if you don't, then I'm just coming over in person and taking them myself.

[braidedwonder]

A guy who had a heart attack in a fake gundam ain't gonna get me.

I'm sure the boys would be honored but also annoyed because every night is poker night.

[pinklimo]

.....

I'm coming over. They can just pretend I'm not there or invite me to play. Either way, I'm getting my property back.

[braidedwonder]

I’ll love to see it.

Don’t wear white or you’ll leave with two things probably ruined.

LMAO this is beautiful

[pinklimo]

And what do you mean by that?

Thank you for your concern, but you needn't worry about me. I'm quite capable.

Duo remains The Worst

[braidedwonder]

Then you’re capable of finding out without me telling you, right?

Worst or best? It's such a fine line.

[pinklimo]

I am, but you might as well tell me. It's the proper thing to do.

he would claim the best buuuttttt …. 😬

[braidedwonder]

What the fuck.

I have literally never been proper.

the worst. she thinks he's the worst

[pinklimo]

There's still time. I believe everyone can change for the better.

[braidedwonder]

It’s in my blood.

I break out in hives if I say “please” or “ma’am” and my throat closes up if I look at a cup of tea.

[pinklimo]

Then I'll bring you a cup of chamomile.

[braidedwonder]

Wow.

Remind me not to take food or drink from you anytime soon.

[pinklimo]

I was just teasing you. Besides, I doubt you're actually allergic to tea?

[braidedwonder]

Maybe I am maybe I’m not.

Who knows.

[pinklimo]

…
You absolutely are. I’m coming over right now.