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1. Strong words from someone I had to carry home yesterday...
2. also you fell asleep with your hand on and around my cock last night...
3. I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed I still had a pretty good night
4. Can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale...
5. [Wildcard or misfire!]
[Info here. Other Tavs/Durges, Companions, cross-canon and OCs (assumed cr) are welcomed!]
2. also you fell asleep with your hand on and around my cock last night...
3. I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed I still had a pretty good night
4. Can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale...
5. [Wildcard or misfire!]
[Info here. Other Tavs/Durges, Companions, cross-canon and OCs (assumed cr) are welcomed!]
01 — ladies, how does one contend with the fact that men scream as soon as they see her? asking for a friend. it seems so hurtful
02 — severely unfair that i'm unable to become intoxicated. please do it in my honour
03 — have you seen an eyeball rolling around anywhere? i will be needing that back!
04 — flesh is overrated... why do so many men act as though not having enough of it is a dealbreaker? 🙄
05 — i'm terribly sorry for how my maggot treated you
text her 🥀 — misfires, etc. welcomed... maybe you got an accidental text from the Land of the Dead (it happens)
[ He may be letting Zero chase it around in the graveyard when he receives this. Awkward. ]
Terribly sorry to hear about your runaway eyeball, Emily! How urgent is this 'needing it back' business?
Terribly sorry to hear about your runaway eyeball, Emily! How urgent is this 'needing it back' business?
a ) It may take me until the sun rises to find my way home.
b ) The night is dark and lonely without you. Even the stars mourn the loss of the moon.
c ) Pay him no mind. He hardly knows what he's talking about.
d ) or text him! m/m preferred for shipping, ota for gen.
b ) The night is dark and lonely without you. Even the stars mourn the loss of the moon.
c ) Pay him no mind. He hardly knows what he's talking about.
d ) or text him! m/m preferred for shipping, ota for gen.
1. he turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
2. i think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. i hope she laughs.
3. you force-fed me vegetables while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
4. i don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
5. this is my life now. i have climbed this hill and now i will die upon it.
2. i think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. i hope she laughs.
3. you force-fed me vegetables while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
4. i don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
5. this is my life now. i have climbed this hill and now i will die upon it.
1. Is the extent of your physical activity running from the cops?
2. Loathe as I am to say it, you're a much better student while drunk than sober.
3. If you can't be there for them emotionally, don't be surprised if they can't be there for you physically.
4. You had to be restrained. You almost got into a fight at the bar because someone said "all blond men are women".
5. Your problem is that you don't believe people can tell you didn't sleep not because you were having sex, but because you were crying all night.
6. Text him.
2. Loathe as I am to say it, you're a much better student while drunk than sober.
3. If you can't be there for them emotionally, don't be surprised if they can't be there for you physically.
4. You had to be restrained. You almost got into a fight at the bar because someone said "all blond men are women".
5. Your problem is that you don't believe people can tell you didn't sleep not because you were having sex, but because you were crying all night.
6. Text him.
1. the fact you were rubbing up against him and babbling nonsense says too much about how last night went.
2. you kept rubbing oranges on your shirt to get the bloodstains out because no one had any lemons.
3. i'll block you if you try to talk to me before noon tomorrow.
4. or text him.
2. you kept rubbing oranges on your shirt to get the bloodstains out because no one had any lemons.
3. i'll block you if you try to talk to me before noon tomorrow.
4. or text him.
I like this shirt.
It's very special to me.
[ Gojo, please. it's white like all his shirts. ]
It's very special to me.
[ Gojo, please. it's white like all his shirts. ]
1) It’s my lucky fight shirt. Every time I take it off, I win
2) If you can’t ignore the man tied up in the closet, we can’t fuck tonight.
3) We picked up some interesting aftermarket attachments for the droid. You’re not going to like it. Or you might.
4) We found the plasma welder. Remember Carth's set of nice blasters?
5) He’s still bitching about my ““war crimes””. Come get him.
6) [or text him!]
2) If you can’t ignore the man tied up in the closet, we can’t fuck tonight.
3) We picked up some interesting aftermarket attachments for the droid. You’re not going to like it. Or you might.
4) We found the plasma welder. Remember Carth's set of nice blasters?
5) He’s still bitching about my ““war crimes””. Come get him.
6) [or text him!]
Edited 2024-08-16 20:28 (UTC)
a) Try and take off your pants again during our monthly meeting and see what happens.
b) Remember! We do not talk to cops.
c) Three bottles of wine and I am losing hope of remembering this girl's name tonight.
d) My garden is not your personal streaking park.
e) (text her!)
b) Remember! We do not talk to cops.
c) Three bottles of wine and I am losing hope of remembering this girl's name tonight.
d) My garden is not your personal streaking park.
e) (text her!)
1. No, I’m just getting my road beer. You have my pants?
2. I knew I liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said ‘it’s okay I knew it would be faster this way.’
3. I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they’re tall or have a beard.
4. So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
5. You text Soph!
2. I knew I liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said ‘it’s okay I knew it would be faster this way.’
3. I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they’re tall or have a beard.
4. So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
5. You text Soph!
I get the tall thing, but beards?
Or wait. If it's tall and bearded then I get it. If it's either/or, I am begging you to lift your standards.
To at least 6'5". With a beard.
Or wait. If it's tall and bearded then I get it. If it's either/or, I am begging you to lift your standards.
To at least 6'5". With a beard.
1.) Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
2.) He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
3.) And then he started using my ass as a stress ball.
4.) You made a powerpoint titled 'things I've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
5.) I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
6.) I do some of my deepest thinking on my morning walks of shame.
7.) Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
8.) Text him.
2.) He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
3.) And then he started using my ass as a stress ball.
4.) You made a powerpoint titled 'things I've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
5.) I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
6.) I do some of my deepest thinking on my morning walks of shame.
7.) Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
8.) Text him.
001. you can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober
002. i'm not going to say what I did, you're smart enough to figure it out but i did it and you owe me 20g
003. "it" just moved
004. she kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory, whatever that means
005. i'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing
006. text him
[ assumed cr, other tavs, durges, companions and cross-canon welcome! basic permissions on journal, he's a wip...if it helps he's a vampiric drow with noble background, druid circle of the stars ]
002. i'm not going to say what I did, you're smart enough to figure it out but i did it and you owe me 20g
003. "it" just moved
004. she kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory, whatever that means
005. i'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing
006. text him
[ assumed cr, other tavs, durges, companions and cross-canon welcome! basic permissions on journal, he's a wip...if it helps he's a vampiric drow with noble background, druid circle of the stars ]
From what I've gathered of human idioms it's something indecent but I can't exactly fathom what.
Sounds ridiculous though.
Sounds ridiculous though.
Bio-. A man from a world where once a month, somewhere in the world is struck by a reality-altering event. He has recently joined the organisation that combats paranormal events and supernatural criminals, using his transmogrification powers.
1. nonsense seems to be escalating
2. Things I want out of tonight- a) scientist explaining complicated thing with metaphor b) cool sword fight (i do not know how to use a sword) c) being called honey bunch
3. Sorry I suplexed you, I didn't realise you meant sexy wrestling. I left painkillers next to the bed.
4. Booby trap? Sure, I'd fall for a trap if there were boobies.
5. That's strange. I remember it differently, in a way that aligns with my world view and casts in a positive light.
6. My summer body is ready.
7. Wild card!
1. nonsense seems to be escalating
2. Things I want out of tonight- a) scientist explaining complicated thing with metaphor b) cool sword fight (i do not know how to use a sword) c) being called honey bunch
3. Sorry I suplexed you, I didn't realise you meant sexy wrestling. I left painkillers next to the bed.
4. Booby trap? Sure, I'd fall for a trap if there were boobies.
5. That's strange. I remember it differently, in a way that aligns with my world view and casts in a positive light.
6. My summer body is ready.
7. Wild card!
1. Once you start using 'cuddles' as code word for sex, you'll never get real cuddles again.
2. Fuck the system, just get me a gods-damned mace!
3. She said the sluttiest thing a man can do is roll up his sleeves to just below the elbow. ??
4. You told him you needed him to fuck you in the tree so that you could become one with nature.
5. Does BDE stand for 'big dad energy'? I think someone's lying to me.
6. (Or text him!)
1. the chirurgeon just looked at me like "you again?"
2. real life skills section of my resume: astonishing gymnastic flexibility, survival and foraging knowledge trivia, sarcasm, cover-up makeup application, sexting
3. you should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around her, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
4. quit being awkward towards me every time the scions get back together. they're going to figure out we're fucking
5. ( text him! )
2. real life skills section of my resume: astonishing gymnastic flexibility, survival and foraging knowledge trivia, sarcasm, cover-up makeup application, sexting
3. you should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around her, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
4. quit being awkward towards me every time the scions get back together. they're going to figure out we're fucking
5. ( text him! )
lbr urianger would try to kick the door, bounce off, and then thancred would kick it in for him
onlythans
- 2024-08-16 21:26 (UTC) - Expand1. I don't get into trouble every night.
2. In my defence, you gave me a Look.
3. Yes, I did tidy your place. Are you complaining?
4. Someone replaced my hat with a pink, feather trim cowboy hat, and I will find out who.
5. Text him! Assumed CR and misfires welcome.
2. In my defence, you gave me a Look.
3. Yes, I did tidy your place. Are you complaining?
4. Someone replaced my hat with a pink, feather trim cowboy hat, and I will find out who.
5. Text him! Assumed CR and misfires welcome.
i. Everyone agrees that they like you better drunk.
ii. Which part don't you understand? You fell asleep, I got bored, so I slept with your friend instead.
iii. Come over. I promise no one will be crying this time.
iv. His office was full of guns. I like him.
v. Or text him!
i. This is the third year in a row that Azem has fallen through a table during Heavensturn. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
ii. If you had feelings, I would have hurt them.
iii. I'm pretty sure they changed the plants in the Elpis atrium because of you.
iv. I think you're the first person to ever call the Ktisis Hyperboreia a "romantic getaway".
v. text him!!
ii. If you had feelings, I would have hurt them.
iii. I'm pretty sure they changed the plants in the Elpis atrium because of you.
iv. I think you're the first person to ever call the Ktisis Hyperboreia a "romantic getaway".
v. text him!!
that's what happens when you both occupy the same role in your respective friend group
onlythans
- 2024-08-16 21:20 (UTC) - Expandhe's gonna pretend he didn't hear himself get called the thancred of the convocation
convocated
- 2024-08-16 21:28 (UTC) - Expandthat's not the thancred quality he's worried about being referenced against
convocated
- 2024-08-16 21:40 (UTC) - Expandis it the one where you try to solve all your problems by dying about it
onlythans
- 2024-08-16 21:43 (UTC) - Expand( OOC: Basic info here! Red is a loud, scatter-brained Miqo'te who's doing his best to protect the people he loves, primarily via the means of murder guns (MCH), tanking guns (GNB) and healing guns (SGE). The naïve enthusiasm that set him off on his adventures has mellowed into something a little more practical of late, but that doesn't stop him drinking, fighting, and telling people what he thinks of them directly to their faces. Extremely into sea shanties, suffers horribly from sea sickness. Will take apart any technology you might have on your person and, tragically, will put it back together with noticeable upgrades. As addicted to explosions as ever ♥
Image refs here and here, get you a catboy who can do both?? )
i. wait wait u showed up in the middle of the night with a plate of cookies n fucked my brains out but now ur apologising?? it was a great night!!!
ii. almost exploded the workshop, its fine though cause everyone would of died having a good time :)
iii. so hungover, just heard someone turn on a tap n it made me seasick
iv. a bee did a shit on me is this good luck
v. or text him!
1. as a matter of fact, my new years resolution was to be more petty.
2. if you screw up my birthday by dying, i will kick your corpse.
3. he considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". verbatim.
4. he looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. can I follow you on Instagram?"
5. i threw a lamp at you? awesome.
6. you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
7. text him!
2. if you screw up my birthday by dying, i will kick your corpse.
3. he considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". verbatim.
4. he looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. can I follow you on Instagram?"
5. i threw a lamp at you? awesome.
6. you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
7. text him!
a. ): I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
b. ): Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
c. ): I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
d. ): thou shall receive head that is most sloppiest
e. ): Text/misfire him!
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A: I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
B: Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
C: So here I am, sexting at work.
D: Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
E: Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
F: [Text her! Misfires, crosscanon, assumed CR all welcome. Info on her journal.]
B: Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
C: So here I am, sexting at work.
D: Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
E: Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
F: [Text her! Misfires, crosscanon, assumed CR all welcome. Info on her journal.]
1. On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
2. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me you were not that wasted.
3. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives?
4. I just ate nachos topless with a fork.
2. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me you were not that wasted.
3. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives?
4. I just ate nachos topless with a fork.
002. you wouldn't happen to know anyone in the business of buying organs would you? not for me. just curious.
003. so, long story short, this cat followed me home but i don't know how to take care of it and i'm PRETTY sure asking nekomata for tips counts as a microaggression, so........ i'm asking you!
004. will you......... split a 4 for 4 meal deal with me 🥺
005. being in the tub too long makes me think too much so i don't know if i enjoy it. like, last time? i thought too hard about the concept of a findom like wow, they really have it made. a sugarless baby, if you will.
WILDCARD. ( assumed cr, all that stuff is aaaaall good. )
i thought about the possibility of this and i'm SO glad you made it real
gyatt
- 2024-08-16 22:16 (UTC) - Expandi. The next time you decide to pull a stunt like that, know that I can and will make the rest of your stay here as miserable as possible.
ii. Starting a text message with but Adam would do it is making me question my faith in humanity.
iii. I left my office for less than five minutes, how you managed to destroy it in such a short amount of time is almost impressive.
iv. Why do you keep sending me WWJD bracelets? The drawer of my desk is overflowing with them. I can tell you what he wouldn’t do—that.
v. I can’t believe you had the audacity to try and get out of your work detail by saying your grandmother died. I was at the funeral, you idiot.
vi. Have you seen my brother? He dove into a kiddie pool yesterday to play with the ducks. They weren’t ducks, they were broken lawn ornaments. He said he was going to set them free and ran off with them. If they belonged to you, send me an invoice and I’ll reimburse you.
vii. Did you send me this?
viii. Text him.
( Open to all, misfires and handwaved cr are also encouraged. He is my own interpretation of Michael, as he has yet to show up in the series. ✌️ )
is it over all sins that get u sent down here, or is it like u hit a few key big ones and ur fucked?
➥ iii in advance i'm not sorry and we both go down together
nestingdevil
- 2024-08-16 22:53 (UTC) - Expand
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