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raventhrax (tav) 🐦‍⬛ bg3 🐦‍⬛ ota

[veinquish]

001. you can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober

002. i'm not going to say what I did, you're smart enough to figure it out but i did it and you owe me 20g

003. "it" just moved

004. she kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory, whatever that means

005. i'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing

006. text him

[ assumed cr, other tavs, durges, companions and cross-canon welcome! basic permissions on journal, he's a wip...if it helps he's a vampiric drow with noble background, druid circle of the stars ]

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[mindflayed]

From what I've gathered of human idioms it's something indecent but I can't exactly fathom what.

Sounds ridiculous though.

[veinquish]

neither can i

i would ask but i'm afraid of what she'd come up with next

probably something worse with my luck

[mindflayed]

And this is someone you want to spend time with willingly?

[veinquish]

just a bit of fun, really

i'm definitely rethinking

[mindflayed]

I do not understand the things you mortals will tolerate for sex.

Though I am slightly curious what the cupcake thing means.

[veinquish]

former mortal thank you, not that it's ever come up

so you guys just...don't? ever? do you even think about it?

[mindflayed]

That seems like something that would come up more often.

I didn't say that. I implied I have higher standards than you.

[veinquish]

does it? after a century or three you forget who you've told

so what are your standards, then? since they're so much better than mine

[mindflayed]

I'm not the one spending time with someone using cupcakes as a metaphor for starters.

In any case I meant 'mortal' less in a strictly lifespan sense and more in a non-Illithid sense. There isn't a good all encompassing word for that. in this language.

[veinquish]

oh...well i mean i knew that, what you meant i mean

[ in fact, he did not ]

that's just one example i'm still not convinced you're some kind of sexual being

[mindflayed]

Of course you did.

[Just like he knew about the vampire thing. (He did not)]

I do not think I want to talk about this. But yes, that is anatomically possible for Illithids.

rip thank you for this

[veinquish]

yeah, i did

you started it, you can't back out now

i'm not asking about anatomically, i'm talking about desire!

Just 2 guys who deff know what they're talking about all the time! :)

[mindflayed]

I don't think there's binding arbitration attached to text messages.

What? Why? Is this relevant to something?

Fine.

No. Infrequently to never. Mostly never. Twice.


[Once every 100 years is something right?]

all the time!!

[veinquish]

there's a social obligation i think since no one likes being left on read

HA i knew it, i knew you were putting me on

[mindflayed]

You just know everything don't you? So sharp and clever.

What difference does this make anyway? My point still stands. Perhaps I just have impossible standards.

[veinquish]

you're making fun of me aren't you?

[mindflayed]

See? you ARE clever. I was right.

[veinquish]

you know you don't have to be rude just because i was a little bit right

you do know you're being rude, right?

[mindflayed]

No? Which part is rude? What I said was accurate.

[veinquish]

it's the way you said it, not what you said

[mindflayed]

This is text! It's written! How can it possibly have tone?

[veinquish]

it does when you EMPHASISE certain words you CLOD

see?

[mindflayed]

Oh very well. You've proven your point.

Being rude comes naturally. It's part of being an Illithid.

[veinquish]

and because you're what you are you probably get away with it all the time

though you are one of the more personable ones i've spoken to so it's not all bad