01 — ladies, how does one contend with the fact that men scream as soon as they see her? asking for a friend. it seems so hurtful
02 — severely unfair that i'm unable to become intoxicated. please do it in my honour
03 — have you seen an eyeball rolling around anywhere? i will be needing that back!
04 — flesh is overrated... why do so many men act as though not having enough of it is a dealbreaker? 🙄
05 — i'm terribly sorry for how my maggot treated you
text her 🥀 — misfires, etc. welcomed... maybe you got an accidental text from the Land of the Dead (it happens)