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[wotcher]

☛ you know what to do! ☚

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[allbedestroyed]

By offering to help search for the culprit, perhaps?

[taediosum]

What? You can't really think this was me. I happen to value my life.

Besides, if I was going to mess with you, I'd at least try to go for something a little less obvious.

[allbedestroyed]

Fair point.

How about I show you how it looks on, but I don't walk about in public with it?

[taediosum]

I promise I won't even laugh.

In the moment, at least.

[allbedestroyed]

I'll take that deal. But I'll make you regret so much as a snigger within earshot of me.

And no photos!

[taediosum]

I wouldn't dream of it.

Preserving the moment would only ruin it, anyway.

[allbedestroyed]

Very old fashioned of you.

I'll even let you keep the hat once I find the person who gave it to me.

[taediosum]

What can I say, I'm a romantic.

And I find the responsibility of taking a terrible secret to my grave far less daunting than guarding one. Like I said, I value my life.

I'm not sure pink feathers will suit me, either, but thanks.

[allbedestroyed]

Romantic I find hard to believe. Sensible on the other hand? Much more in character.

I'm sure that if you don't want to wear it you'll put it to good use some other way.

[taediosum]

Threatening to put lab techs who never learned to listen in it might be fun.

[allbedestroyed]

Now that is a good use for it.

I should get you to think up the punishment for the culprit behind this little prank too.

[taediosum]

I'm sure park sewage and water treatment would love to borrow one or two of your personnel for some of their more hands-on menial labor, over the next hundred or so working hours.

[allbedestroyed]

I might add on to those hours, but I like the way you think. Careful, I might end up making a habit out of this.

[taediosum]

Well, I have been told I should consider taking up a hobby.