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[gutties]

That's not really a thing that happens, is it?

Comments

[amightywind]

You must not know much about animals! They're kept on a special diet! If they were to eat people, it would endanger the trainers, the zoo visitors, and also the tigers!

I JUST WASN'T LISTENING TO WHAT THEY SAID! THERE WERE VARIOUS ANNOUNCEMENTS ALL DAY LONG!

[blastedass]

Are you downplaying your prime ribs, Breeze Breath?

No zoo stays open 24 hours, dammit! You should've known it was getting late when the fucking sun was going down!

[amightywind]

OF COURSE NOT! That's not the point! I'm talking about the tigers' well-being here! And that of everyone in the zoo! As a hero, that's what I put first!

I didn't notice! I was captivated by the wildness of the wolves! And the majesty of the eagles! IT WAS A MISTAKE!!

[blastedass]

Then why are you still there after hours? Like a shady thief. Didn't put that first, did you.

[amightywind]

NO, IT'S NOT LIKE THAT! IT'S AN ACCIDENT. I DIDN'T MEAN TO STAY HERE SO LONG! OF COURSE I PUT MY DUTIES FIRST!!!

[blastedass]

Duties like paying attention to rules and being aware of your surroundings and the time.

[amightywind]

I ALREADY ADMITTED I WAS IN ERROR! I'M DEEPLY SORRY FOR MY TRANSGRESSION!!

ALL I CAN DO NOW IS CORRECT IT!!

[blastedass]

Are you out of the fucking zoo yet or are you still standing there texting like an idiot?

[amightywind]

AHHHH!!

I'M STILL TEXTING! BUT THERE'S AN ISSUE!

[blastedass]

[*facepalm*]

The issue better fucking be you don't have a ride home or something OUTSIDE the zoo.

[amightywind]

The issue is, I'm not wearing my hero costume, and it regulates my quirk for flight! I've been told not to try flying without it at present!

Also, I don't have a ride home!

[blastedass]

ARE YOU OUT OF THE GODDAMN

FUCKING

ZOO?!

[amightywind]

NO, I'M NOT OUT OF THE ZOO, I'M TRYING TO GET OUT NOW!!!!

[blastedass]

YOU SPENT ALL THIS TIME TEXTING INSTEAD OF LEAVING?!

GET CAUGHT AND DIE!!

[amightywind]

I DON'T KNOW HOW TO GET OUT WITHOUT FLYING!!! THEY LOCKED EVERYTHING UP!

IF I'M CAUGHT I WILL EXPLAIN MY MISTAKE AND I'M SURE THEY'LL UNDERSTAND!!

[blastedass]

WHAT'D YOU NEVER CLIMB A TREE OR A FENCE IN YOUR LIFE?!

[amightywind]

I'M LOOKING FOR AN IDEAL PLACE TO DO IT!!!

I DON'T WANT TO BOTHER THE ANIMALS OR INCONVENIENCE THE STAFF!!

[blastedass]

USE THE FRONT GATE, DAMMIT!! It's a zoo, not a fucking bank vault!

[amightywind]

THERE WILL BE MORE STAFF THERE, AND I'LL HAVE TO TRAVEL THROUGH THE WHOLE PLACE TO GET THERE!

I JOURNEYED TO THE DEPTHS OF THE ZOO TO COMMUNE WITH NATURE AND THE ANIMALS!

[blastedass]

HOW FUCKING STUPID ARE YOU!? WHY HAVEN'T YOU GONE TO A STAFF MEMBER IF SOMEONE'S STILL THERE?!

[amightywind]

WHAT?? I DON'T

I

I DIDN'T WANT TO DISTURB THEM AFTER A LONG DAY OF WORK!!! SO I WAS TRYING TO FIND MY OWN WAY OUT FIRST!!

[blastedass]

GET YOUR FUCKING ASS TO THE FRONT OF THE ZOO NOW OR I'M CALLING THE GODDAMN COPS!!

[amightywind]

DO NOT TROUBLE LAW ENFORCEMENT, THERE'S NO NEED TO INVOLVE THEM! NO CRIME IS BEING COMMITTED!

I'M MAKING MY WAY OUT!

[blastedass]

You got five minutes.

[amightywind]

[And within five minutes...]

I'M OUT OF THE ZOO!

THANK YOU FOR HELPING ME FOCUS, YOU'RE A GOOD FRIEND!!