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[gutties]

That's not really a thing that happens, is it?

Comments

[amightywind]

AHHHH!!

I'M STILL TEXTING! BUT THERE'S AN ISSUE!

[blastedass]

[*facepalm*]

The issue better fucking be you don't have a ride home or something OUTSIDE the zoo.

[amightywind]

The issue is, I'm not wearing my hero costume, and it regulates my quirk for flight! I've been told not to try flying without it at present!

Also, I don't have a ride home!

[blastedass]

ARE YOU OUT OF THE GODDAMN

FUCKING

ZOO?!

[amightywind]

NO, I'M NOT OUT OF THE ZOO, I'M TRYING TO GET OUT NOW!!!!

[blastedass]

YOU SPENT ALL THIS TIME TEXTING INSTEAD OF LEAVING?!

GET CAUGHT AND DIE!!

[amightywind]

I DON'T KNOW HOW TO GET OUT WITHOUT FLYING!!! THEY LOCKED EVERYTHING UP!

IF I'M CAUGHT I WILL EXPLAIN MY MISTAKE AND I'M SURE THEY'LL UNDERSTAND!!

[blastedass]

WHAT'D YOU NEVER CLIMB A TREE OR A FENCE IN YOUR LIFE?!

[amightywind]

I'M LOOKING FOR AN IDEAL PLACE TO DO IT!!!

I DON'T WANT TO BOTHER THE ANIMALS OR INCONVENIENCE THE STAFF!!

[blastedass]

USE THE FRONT GATE, DAMMIT!! It's a zoo, not a fucking bank vault!

[amightywind]

THERE WILL BE MORE STAFF THERE, AND I'LL HAVE TO TRAVEL THROUGH THE WHOLE PLACE TO GET THERE!

I JOURNEYED TO THE DEPTHS OF THE ZOO TO COMMUNE WITH NATURE AND THE ANIMALS!

[blastedass]

HOW FUCKING STUPID ARE YOU!? WHY HAVEN'T YOU GONE TO A STAFF MEMBER IF SOMEONE'S STILL THERE?!

[amightywind]

WHAT?? I DON'T

I

I DIDN'T WANT TO DISTURB THEM AFTER A LONG DAY OF WORK!!! SO I WAS TRYING TO FIND MY OWN WAY OUT FIRST!!

[blastedass]

GET YOUR FUCKING ASS TO THE FRONT OF THE ZOO NOW OR I'M CALLING THE GODDAMN COPS!!

[amightywind]

DO NOT TROUBLE LAW ENFORCEMENT, THERE'S NO NEED TO INVOLVE THEM! NO CRIME IS BEING COMMITTED!

I'M MAKING MY WAY OUT!

[blastedass]

You got five minutes.

[amightywind]

[And within five minutes...]

I'M OUT OF THE ZOO!

THANK YOU FOR HELPING ME FOCUS, YOU'RE A GOOD FRIEND!!

[blastedass]

Go die in a fucking garbage bin.

[He's so nice.]

[amightywind]

HA HA! I'm getting to know your social style better!

Your explosive attitude is due to your hot blood!

[blastedass]

Your head's a fucking hot air balloon, isn't it.

Call an Uber and get your ass home.

[amightywind]

It is heated, like my blood! AND I FLY HIGH, LIKE A HEATED BALLOON!

I WON'T FORGET YOUR KINDNESS, BAKUGOU KATSUKI!!!

[blastedass]

PUT A HOLE IN YOUR HEAD AND FORGET YOU EVER KNEW ME, DAMMIT!!

[amightywind]

NO, I COULD NEVER FORGET SUCH A DEAR FRIEND! THAT WOULD BE A DISGRACE TO FRIENDSHIP!

I LOOK FORWARD TO THE DAY I CAN REPAY YOUR HOT-BLOODED HELP!!!

[blastedass]

THEN I'LL FUCKING DO IT FOR YOU!!

URUSEI!! YOU'RE TALKING LIKE A MORON SHITSAP!!

[amightywind]

YOU CAN'T! IT'S IMPOSSIBLE!

I'M SPEAKING THE TRUTH, AND I'LL KEEP SPEAKING IT! FOREVER!