IT WASN'T LIKE THAT AT ALL! THEY DIDN'T MAKE ME! I APOLOGIZED, AND THEY OPENED THE GATE AS THEY WERE GOING TO ANYWAY! I WAS AN INNOCENT VISITOR ENJOYING THE ZOO!
[Yeah, Inasa's not the only one who's been caught up in that rule. But that's what heroes agree to live by for social peace, and villains fucking hate it because they have no self-control, selfish bastards.]
[He didn't say anything aloud about being kind and generous! He's entitled to his thoughts (although he would say something about that, without much prompting).
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Haven't you ever been carried away by the majesty of nature?!
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Not to that degree.
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I'M NOT A RULE BREAKER!
IT WAS AN ACCIDENT! I TOLD YOU THEY UNDERSTOOD!!
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Even the cops understand when they cart some dumbass off to jail.
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I didn't break any laws!
I left as soon as I realized my mistake!
I did nothing that would warrant an arrest!
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They said it happens all the time!
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[Though now that he thinks about it, it probably does happen often enough...]
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The staff themselves told me that there are places where people often miss hearing the announcements. If you don't believe me, you can ask them!
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Dumbass extras can get lost or left behind in the zoo. You're a fucking hero; don't give us a bad name!
[Like Mr. Bombastic Attitude Problem is one to talk...]
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NO ONE THOUGHT ANY ILL OF IT. THEY WERE GLAD TO HEAR I WAS ENJOYING THE ZOO SO MUCH. I CREATED GOODWILL AS A HERO SHOULD.
[Even if Inasa can be too enthusiastic with his goodwill...]
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Just go the fuck home!
[It's a damn shame he can't just fly his ass back...]
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I'M WAITING ON MY UBER!!!
[Sadly, he has to rely on a vehicle for transport, due to rules and regulations... AND HE'S NOT A RULE-BREAKER!]
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GOOD!!
[Yeah, Inasa's not the only one who's been caught up in that rule. But that's what heroes agree to live by for social peace, and villains fucking hate it because they have no self-control, selfish bastards.]
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[Which is still sort of talking about it, in a way...
It's true, exercising self-control is an important skill for any hero! Heroes should be kind and generous!]
I took your words to heart!
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[He's not falling for this stupid double talk crap!
Piss off with your "kind and generous" spiel. Not every hero HAS to be some sugar-coated puff ball.]
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[He didn't say anything aloud about being kind and generous! He's entitled to his thoughts (although he would say something about that, without much prompting).
You can be kind without being sugar-coated!]
Do you like going to the zoo as well?
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Okay, that's technically true...]
Not my first choice.
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Yes, you can be kind and FIERY, for instance.]
What would be your first choice, then?
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YOUR KINDNESS FRIGHTENS SMALL CHILDREN!!]
Mountain climbing.
[Or rock climbing, more likely.]
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HE'S WORKING ON NOT SCARING PEOPLE WITH HIS KINDNESS!!!]
Then let's go mountain climbing together, Dynamight!!
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