blastedass: by cytes @ dw (gift ~ Don't Take) (💥 That fucking does it!)

[personal profile] blastedass 2023-09-24 09:13 pm (UTC)(link)
THEN I'LL FUCKING DO IT FOR YOU!!

URUSEI!! YOU'RE TALKING LIKE A MORON SHITSAP!!
amightywind: (before they're forever banned)

[personal profile] amightywind 2023-09-29 06:01 am (UTC)(link)
YOU CAN'T! IT'S IMPOSSIBLE!

I'M SPEAKING THE TRUTH, AND I'LL KEEP SPEAKING IT! FOREVER!
blastedass: by bokunoicons @ tumblr (💥 FUCKING! KILL! YOU!)

[personal profile] blastedass 2023-09-29 02:59 pm (UTC)(link)
WATCH ME!!

LETS SEE YOU DO THAT WITHOUT YOUR TONGUE OR FINGERS!!
amightywind: (must the cannonballs fly)

[personal profile] amightywind 2023-10-01 12:04 am (UTC)(link)
YOU WOULD NEVER DO THAT TO ME, BECAUSE YOU'RE A GREAT HERO!!

GREAT EXPLOSION MURDER GOD DYNAMIGHT!!!
blastedass: by blastedass @ dreamwidth (💥 Default reaction to stupid.)

[personal profile] blastedass 2023-10-01 01:16 am (UTC)(link)
THEN STOP PISSING ME OFF AND TEMPTING ME, DAMMIT!!
amightywind: (how many seas)

[personal profile] amightywind 2023-10-01 10:25 pm (UTC)(link)
I'M NOT TRYING TO! I'M EXPRESSING MY FEELINGS!

THERE'S A LONG WAIT FOR THIS UBER.
blastedass: by bokunoicons @ tumblr (💥 And I said I don't care!)

[personal profile] blastedass 2023-10-01 10:58 pm (UTC)(link)
EXPRESS THEM IN YOUR HEAD THEN!!

Serves you right for making such a mess.
amightywind: (Default)

[personal profile] amightywind 2023-10-01 11:20 pm (UTC)(link)
I AM EXPRESSING THEM IN MY HEAD. I DON'T TEXT ALL OF THEM!

I didn't make a mess! I was communing with nature! The staff understood. They love nature, too.
blastedass: by blastedass @ dreamwidth (💥 Aheheheh flawless victory.)

[personal profile] blastedass 2023-10-02 12:11 am (UTC)(link)
[Thank fuck for that...]

You made unnecessary work for the staff, dumbass.
amightywind: (must a white dove sail)

[personal profile] amightywind 2023-10-02 12:23 am (UTC)(link)
I apologized for my transgression! Then they opened the gate. That was all that happened!

Haven't you ever been carried away by the majesty of nature?!
blastedass: by bokunoicons @ tumblr (💥 Thaaat's mooore LIKE IT!)

[personal profile] blastedass 2023-10-02 12:35 am (UTC)(link)
Hah! They left you locked in there till you apologized. Cool.

Not to that degree.
amightywind: (him a man)

[personal profile] amightywind 2023-10-02 01:46 am (UTC)(link)
IT WASN'T LIKE THAT AT ALL! THEY DIDN'T MAKE ME! I APOLOGIZED, AND THEY OPENED THE GATE AS THEY WERE GOING TO ANYWAY! I WAS AN INNOCENT VISITOR ENJOYING THE ZOO!
blastedass: by bokunoicons @ tumblr (💥 I'm liking this already...)

[personal profile] blastedass 2023-10-02 03:39 am (UTC)(link)
That amount of denial says otherwise, rule breaker.
amightywind: (how many seas)

[personal profile] amightywind 2023-10-07 12:29 am (UTC)(link)
[HOW DARE YOU.]

I'M NOT A RULE BREAKER!
IT WAS AN ACCIDENT! I TOLD YOU THEY UNDERSTOOD!!
blastedass: by bokunoicons @ tumblr (💥 Ten Reasons You Suck Speech.)

[personal profile] blastedass 2023-10-07 12:39 am (UTC)(link)
[DARES x's 1000!!]

Even the cops understand when they cart some dumbass off to jail.
amightywind: (him a man)

[personal profile] amightywind 2023-10-07 01:06 am (UTC)(link)
[The inhumanity...]

I didn't break any laws!
I left as soon as I realized my mistake!
I did nothing that would warrant an arrest!
blastedass: by bokunoicons @ tumblr (💥 Nar har har har lame!)

[personal profile] blastedass 2023-10-07 02:21 am (UTC)(link)
That's up to them to decide.
amightywind: (the answer my friend)

[personal profile] amightywind 2023-10-09 12:29 am (UTC)(link)
They already did decide! That I was a blameless and enthusiastic patron!
blastedass: by blastedass @ dreamwidth (💥 Bleeeh...)

[personal profile] blastedass 2023-10-09 01:25 am (UTC)(link)
You mean they realized you're an idiot and took pity on you.
amightywind: (must a white dove sail)

[personal profile] amightywind 2023-10-09 01:35 am (UTC)(link)
No, that's not it at all!
They said it happens all the time!
blastedass: by blastedass @ dreamwidth (💥 This punk feeling lucky?)

[personal profile] blastedass 2023-10-09 01:50 am (UTC)(link)
Bullshit!

[Though now that he thinks about it, it probably does happen often enough...]
amightywind: (the answer)

[personal profile] amightywind 2023-10-19 11:04 pm (UTC)(link)
It's an excellent, modern zoological park, with large natural habitats spread out over a great distance!

The staff themselves told me that there are places where people often miss hearing the announcements. If you don't believe me, you can ask them!
blastedass: by blastedass @ dreamwidth (💥 I'm hearing blah blah blah!)

[personal profile] blastedass 2023-10-20 01:02 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not wasting my time on that!

Dumbass extras can get lost or left behind in the zoo. You're a fucking hero; don't give us a bad name!


[Like Mr. Bombastic Attitude Problem is one to talk...]
amightywind: (must a white dove sail)

[personal profile] amightywind 2023-10-20 07:16 am (UTC)(link)
You were the one who was so concerned about it!!!

NO ONE THOUGHT ANY ILL OF IT. THEY WERE GLAD TO HEAR I WAS ENJOYING THE ZOO SO MUCH. I CREATED GOODWILL AS A HERO SHOULD.


[Even if Inasa can be too enthusiastic with his goodwill...]
blastedass: by bokunoicons @ tumblr (💥 Come at me with all you got!)

[personal profile] blastedass 2023-10-20 08:46 am (UTC)(link)
I WASN'T CONCERNED ABOUT ANYTHING!!

Just go the fuck home!


[It's a damn shame he can't just fly his ass back...]

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