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That's not really a thing that happens, is it?
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blastedass
2023-09-24 09:13 pm (UTC)
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THEN I'LL FUCKING DO IT FOR YOU!!
URUSEI!! YOU'RE TALKING LIKE A MORON SHITSAP!!
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amightywind
2023-09-29 06:01 am (UTC)
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YOU CAN'T! IT'S IMPOSSIBLE!
I'M SPEAKING THE TRUTH, AND I'LL KEEP SPEAKING IT! FOREVER!
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blastedass
2023-09-29 02:59 pm (UTC)
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WATCH ME!!
LETS SEE YOU DO THAT WITHOUT YOUR TONGUE OR FINGERS!!
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amightywind
2023-10-01 12:04 am (UTC)
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YOU WOULD NEVER DO THAT TO ME, BECAUSE YOU'RE A GREAT HERO!!
GREAT EXPLOSION MURDER GOD DYNAMIGHT!!!
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blastedass
2023-10-01 01:16 am (UTC)
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THEN STOP PISSING ME OFF AND TEMPTING ME, DAMMIT!!
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amightywind
2023-10-01 10:25 pm (UTC)
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I'M NOT TRYING TO! I'M EXPRESSING MY FEELINGS!
THERE'S A LONG WAIT FOR THIS UBER.
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blastedass
2023-10-01 10:58 pm (UTC)
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EXPRESS THEM IN YOUR HEAD THEN!!
Serves you right for making such a mess.
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amightywind
2023-10-01 11:20 pm (UTC)
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I AM EXPRESSING THEM IN MY HEAD. I DON'T TEXT ALL OF THEM!
I didn't make a mess! I was communing with nature! The staff understood. They love nature, too.
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blastedass
2023-10-02 12:11 am (UTC)
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[Thank fuck for that...]
You made unnecessary work for the staff, dumbass.
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amightywind
2023-10-02 12:23 am (UTC)
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I apologized for my transgression! Then they opened the gate. That was all that happened!
Haven't you ever been carried away by the majesty of nature?!
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blastedass
2023-10-02 12:35 am (UTC)
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Hah! They left you locked in there till you apologized. Cool.
Not to that degree.
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amightywind
2023-10-02 01:46 am (UTC)
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IT WASN'T LIKE THAT AT ALL! THEY DIDN'T MAKE ME! I APOLOGIZED, AND THEY OPENED THE GATE AS THEY WERE GOING TO ANYWAY! I WAS AN INNOCENT VISITOR ENJOYING THE ZOO!
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blastedass
2023-10-02 03:39 am (UTC)
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That amount of denial says otherwise, rule breaker.
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amightywind
2023-10-07 12:29 am (UTC)
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HOW DARE YOU.
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I'M NOT A RULE BREAKER!
IT WAS AN ACCIDENT! I TOLD YOU THEY UNDERSTOOD!!
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blastedass
2023-10-07 12:39 am (UTC)
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[DARES x's 1000!!]
Even the cops understand when they cart some dumbass off to jail.
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amightywind
2023-10-07 01:06 am (UTC)
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The inhumanity...
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I didn't break any laws!
I left as soon as I realized my mistake!
I did nothing that would warrant an arrest!
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blastedass
2023-10-07 02:21 am (UTC)
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That's up to them to decide.
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amightywind
2023-10-09 12:29 am (UTC)
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They already did decide! That I was a blameless and enthusiastic patron!
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blastedass
2023-10-09 01:25 am (UTC)
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You mean they realized you're an idiot and took pity on you.
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amightywind
2023-10-09 01:35 am (UTC)
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No, that's not it at all!
They said it happens all the time!
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blastedass
2023-10-09 01:50 am (UTC)
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Bullshit!
[Though now that he thinks about it, it probably does happen often enough...]
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amightywind
2023-10-19 11:04 pm (UTC)
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It's an excellent, modern zoological park, with large natural habitats spread out over a great distance!
The staff themselves told me that there are places where people often miss hearing the announcements. If you don't believe me, you can ask them!
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blastedass
2023-10-20 01:02 am (UTC)
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I'm not wasting my time on that!
Dumbass extras can get lost or left behind in the zoo. You're a fucking hero; don't give us a bad name!
[Like Mr. Bombastic Attitude Problem is one to talk...]
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amightywind
2023-10-20 07:16 am (UTC)
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You were the one who was so concerned about it!!!
NO ONE THOUGHT ANY ILL OF IT. THEY WERE GLAD TO HEAR I WAS ENJOYING THE ZOO SO MUCH. I CREATED GOODWILL AS A HERO SHOULD.
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Even if Inasa can be
too
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blastedass
2023-10-20 08:46 am (UTC)
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I WASN'T CONCERNED ABOUT ANYTHING!!
Just go the fuck home!
[It's a damn shame he can't just fly his ass back...]
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URUSEI!! YOU'RE TALKING LIKE A MORON SHITSAP!!
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I'M SPEAKING THE TRUTH, AND I'LL KEEP SPEAKING IT! FOREVER!
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LETS SEE YOU DO THAT WITHOUT YOUR TONGUE OR FINGERS!!
no subject
GREAT EXPLOSION MURDER GOD DYNAMIGHT!!!
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THERE'S A LONG WAIT FOR THIS UBER.
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Serves you right for making such a mess.
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I didn't make a mess! I was communing with nature! The staff understood. They love nature, too.
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You made unnecessary work for the staff, dumbass.
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Haven't you ever been carried away by the majesty of nature?!
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Not to that degree.
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I'M NOT A RULE BREAKER!
IT WAS AN ACCIDENT! I TOLD YOU THEY UNDERSTOOD!!
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Even the cops understand when they cart some dumbass off to jail.
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I didn't break any laws!
I left as soon as I realized my mistake!
I did nothing that would warrant an arrest!
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They said it happens all the time!
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[Though now that he thinks about it, it probably does happen often enough...]
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The staff themselves told me that there are places where people often miss hearing the announcements. If you don't believe me, you can ask them!
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Dumbass extras can get lost or left behind in the zoo. You're a fucking hero; don't give us a bad name!
[Like Mr. Bombastic Attitude Problem is one to talk...]
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NO ONE THOUGHT ANY ILL OF IT. THEY WERE GLAD TO HEAR I WAS ENJOYING THE ZOO SO MUCH. I CREATED GOODWILL AS A HERO SHOULD.
[Even if Inasa can be too enthusiastic with his goodwill...]
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Just go the fuck home!
[It's a damn shame he can't just fly his ass back...]
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