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[gutties]

That's not really a thing that happens, is it?

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[blastedass]

WATCH ME!!

LETS SEE YOU DO THAT WITHOUT YOUR TONGUE OR FINGERS!!

[amightywind]

YOU WOULD NEVER DO THAT TO ME, BECAUSE YOU'RE A GREAT HERO!!

GREAT EXPLOSION MURDER GOD DYNAMIGHT!!!

[blastedass]

THEN STOP PISSING ME OFF AND TEMPTING ME, DAMMIT!!

[amightywind]

I'M NOT TRYING TO! I'M EXPRESSING MY FEELINGS!

THERE'S A LONG WAIT FOR THIS UBER.

[blastedass]

EXPRESS THEM IN YOUR HEAD THEN!!

Serves you right for making such a mess.

[amightywind]

I AM EXPRESSING THEM IN MY HEAD. I DON'T TEXT ALL OF THEM!

I didn't make a mess! I was communing with nature! The staff understood. They love nature, too.

[blastedass]

[Thank fuck for that...]

You made unnecessary work for the staff, dumbass.

[amightywind]

I apologized for my transgression! Then they opened the gate. That was all that happened!

Haven't you ever been carried away by the majesty of nature?!

[blastedass]

Hah! They left you locked in there till you apologized. Cool.

Not to that degree.

[amightywind]

IT WASN'T LIKE THAT AT ALL! THEY DIDN'T MAKE ME! I APOLOGIZED, AND THEY OPENED THE GATE AS THEY WERE GOING TO ANYWAY! I WAS AN INNOCENT VISITOR ENJOYING THE ZOO!

[blastedass]

That amount of denial says otherwise, rule breaker.

[amightywind]

[HOW DARE YOU.]

I'M NOT A RULE BREAKER!
IT WAS AN ACCIDENT! I TOLD YOU THEY UNDERSTOOD!!

[blastedass]

[DARES x's 1000!!]

Even the cops understand when they cart some dumbass off to jail.

[amightywind]

[The inhumanity...]

I didn't break any laws!
I left as soon as I realized my mistake!
I did nothing that would warrant an arrest!

[blastedass]

That's up to them to decide.

[amightywind]

They already did decide! That I was a blameless and enthusiastic patron!

[blastedass]

You mean they realized you're an idiot and took pity on you.

[amightywind]

No, that's not it at all!
They said it happens all the time!

[blastedass]

Bullshit!

[Though now that he thinks about it, it probably does happen often enough...]

[amightywind]

It's an excellent, modern zoological park, with large natural habitats spread out over a great distance!

The staff themselves told me that there are places where people often miss hearing the announcements. If you don't believe me, you can ask them!

[blastedass]

I'm not wasting my time on that!

Dumbass extras can get lost or left behind in the zoo. You're a fucking hero; don't give us a bad name!

[Like Mr. Bombastic Attitude Problem is one to talk...]

[amightywind]

You were the one who was so concerned about it!!!

NO ONE THOUGHT ANY ILL OF IT. THEY WERE GLAD TO HEAR I WAS ENJOYING THE ZOO SO MUCH. I CREATED GOODWILL AS A HERO SHOULD.

[Even if Inasa can be too enthusiastic with his goodwill...]

[blastedass]

I WASN'T CONCERNED ABOUT ANYTHING!!

Just go the fuck home!

[It's a damn shame he can't just fly his ass back...]

[amightywind]

THEN WHY WOULD YOU KEEP TALKING ABOUT IT!?

I'M WAITING ON MY UBER!!!

[Sadly, he has to rely on a vehicle for transport, due to rules and regulations... AND HE'S NOT A RULE-BREAKER!]

[blastedass]

I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT IT NOW!!

GOOD!!

[Yeah, Inasa's not the only one who's been caught up in that rule. But that's what heroes agree to live by for social peace, and villains fucking hate it because they have no self-control, selfish bastards.]