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[gutties]

That's not really a thing that happens, is it?

Comments

[blastedass]

WHAT'D YOU NEVER CLIMB A TREE OR A FENCE IN YOUR LIFE?!

[amightywind]

I'M LOOKING FOR AN IDEAL PLACE TO DO IT!!!

I DON'T WANT TO BOTHER THE ANIMALS OR INCONVENIENCE THE STAFF!!

[blastedass]

USE THE FRONT GATE, DAMMIT!! It's a zoo, not a fucking bank vault!

[amightywind]

THERE WILL BE MORE STAFF THERE, AND I'LL HAVE TO TRAVEL THROUGH THE WHOLE PLACE TO GET THERE!

I JOURNEYED TO THE DEPTHS OF THE ZOO TO COMMUNE WITH NATURE AND THE ANIMALS!

[blastedass]

HOW FUCKING STUPID ARE YOU!? WHY HAVEN'T YOU GONE TO A STAFF MEMBER IF SOMEONE'S STILL THERE?!

[amightywind]

WHAT?? I DON'T

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I DIDN'T WANT TO DISTURB THEM AFTER A LONG DAY OF WORK!!! SO I WAS TRYING TO FIND MY OWN WAY OUT FIRST!!

[blastedass]

GET YOUR FUCKING ASS TO THE FRONT OF THE ZOO NOW OR I'M CALLING THE GODDAMN COPS!!

[amightywind]

DO NOT TROUBLE LAW ENFORCEMENT, THERE'S NO NEED TO INVOLVE THEM! NO CRIME IS BEING COMMITTED!

I'M MAKING MY WAY OUT!

[blastedass]

You got five minutes.

[amightywind]

[And within five minutes...]

I'M OUT OF THE ZOO!

THANK YOU FOR HELPING ME FOCUS, YOU'RE A GOOD FRIEND!!

[blastedass]

Go die in a fucking garbage bin.

[He's so nice.]

[amightywind]

HA HA! I'm getting to know your social style better!

Your explosive attitude is due to your hot blood!

[blastedass]

Your head's a fucking hot air balloon, isn't it.

Call an Uber and get your ass home.

[amightywind]

It is heated, like my blood! AND I FLY HIGH, LIKE A HEATED BALLOON!

I WON'T FORGET YOUR KINDNESS, BAKUGOU KATSUKI!!!

[blastedass]

PUT A HOLE IN YOUR HEAD AND FORGET YOU EVER KNEW ME, DAMMIT!!

[amightywind]

NO, I COULD NEVER FORGET SUCH A DEAR FRIEND! THAT WOULD BE A DISGRACE TO FRIENDSHIP!

I LOOK FORWARD TO THE DAY I CAN REPAY YOUR HOT-BLOODED HELP!!!

[blastedass]

THEN I'LL FUCKING DO IT FOR YOU!!

URUSEI!! YOU'RE TALKING LIKE A MORON SHITSAP!!

[amightywind]

YOU CAN'T! IT'S IMPOSSIBLE!

I'M SPEAKING THE TRUTH, AND I'LL KEEP SPEAKING IT! FOREVER!

[blastedass]

WATCH ME!!

LETS SEE YOU DO THAT WITHOUT YOUR TONGUE OR FINGERS!!

[amightywind]

YOU WOULD NEVER DO THAT TO ME, BECAUSE YOU'RE A GREAT HERO!!

GREAT EXPLOSION MURDER GOD DYNAMIGHT!!!

[blastedass]

THEN STOP PISSING ME OFF AND TEMPTING ME, DAMMIT!!

[amightywind]

I'M NOT TRYING TO! I'M EXPRESSING MY FEELINGS!

THERE'S A LONG WAIT FOR THIS UBER.

[blastedass]

EXPRESS THEM IN YOUR HEAD THEN!!

Serves you right for making such a mess.

[amightywind]

I AM EXPRESSING THEM IN MY HEAD. I DON'T TEXT ALL OF THEM!

I didn't make a mess! I was communing with nature! The staff understood. They love nature, too.

[blastedass]

[Thank fuck for that...]

You made unnecessary work for the staff, dumbass.