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[ A shower will sober you up! That was the logic Roxy had, staggering into the tastefully decorated hive. Alternia in an alternate dimension is hardly where she expected the now reactivated fenestrated plane to deliver her. But, hey. She said she wanted to find out what happened when you unplugged one mid-transit, and anything beat getting choked out by some bitch with a trident.

But she was a liiiitle too drunk for these shenanigans and the sun on this planet seemed a LIIIIITLE too hot right now- so she scurried insane and looked for a hasty way to sober up.

In all fairness, she thought it was a kiddie pool of jello. Sobering up sort of took a backseat to "holy shit awesome, let me in there." Following by a stick, not jello feeling. Then a nap feeling. Now there is distinctly a being watched feeling, so Roxy cracks open a eye, head head the only back of her baby not covered in the weird green goo (kinda like a super sticky bubblebath?).

Stares back at the glowing alien face peering at her. No sudden movements. ]

sup

[Kanaya stares for a moment longer, before coming to her senses.]

Um
Hello

Okay Can I Just Ask
Who And What Are You And What Are You Doing In My Recuperacoon

[There's something bizarrely familiar about the girl, but she can't quite place it, and it all sort of takes a backseat to "holy shit there's an alien in my bedpod", which is pretty high-priority. Particularly since it's almost night-time and she actually had been intending to come and take a nap of her own. She's understandably reluctant to do so with a weird pink and oddly attractive and admittedly pretty stylish alien girl in her pod.]

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[ Raises a little hand out of the recuperacoon and waves. Yeah, normally this would all be a lot freakier, but there's a steady layer of booze inhibiting Roxy from being all that freaked. Also her life is pretty shocking enough already, this is probably just par for the case. ]

im roxy lalonde
is tihs your
reperoopercoon?
i was jsut lookin

[Little smirk, hoists herself out the slime to swing her legs over the edge of the bed like receptical. Ugh this stuff is drying fast on her clothes, this wasn't her most tell thought out plan. Little grimace. ]

[Kanaya backs up enough to let the girl out of her recuperacoon, still a bit nonplussed by all of this.]

Yes It Is
And I Doubt Actual Entry Is Required To Just Look At It

[She eyes Roxy's clothes with mild disdain; is she the only one who ever remembers to take her clothes OFF before getting into the slime? Ugh.]

it was a close look
what do u caer anyway
dont see ur name on it

[ Ringing the slime out of her shirt in vain- nah this shit is wrecked. with a forelorn look to her tee, Roxy tugs it off over her head. Oh, keep your skirt on Kanaya, she still has a bra on. Roxy tugs off her skirt next, then going for her leggings. Looks up to Kanaya as if to say "well?"]

whats ur name anyway?
aslo did i end up of gawkr planent or soemthing
way to stare

Generally I Do Not Need To Engrave My Name Into Items Within My Own Hive
Primarily Because Apart From You I Have Had Extremely Few Travelers In This Region Much Less Any Who Entered My Hive Without My Knowledge

[Kanaya averts her eyes quickly, pretending that her face isn't betraying any flustering that may or may not be going on here.]

My Name Is Kanaya Maryam And Considering How I Found You In My Hive Entirely Uninvited And Occupying My Recuperacoon I Should Say That The Only One Of Us Who Is Justified In Being Indignant Is Myself

[ leggings off, Roxy sets her limed clothing aside before she straightens up and fixes Kanaya with a level stare. Taking in the girl's clothing, the hive's decor... she could definitely have done worse with finding someone to bother on this alien planet. ]

look dont be pissed
ur really helpign me out
id leave but teh sun was like extra hot
and almsot gettign choked uot before kidna wore me out

[Holds out a hand for Kanaya to shake, a show of friendship, one half naked alien to another. ]

The Desert Is Dangerous In The Daytime
For More Reasons Than Just The Sun
You Would Probably Be Devoured Alive If I Sent You Back Out
So I Guess You Can Stay Until Night
Or Until Your Clothing Can Be Cleaned Properly Whichever Comes First

Um
What

[Kanaya stares at Roxy's hand quizzically, completely devoid of any idea as to what she wants her to do with it.]

cool
ur a liefsaver

[ Oh right. Alien. Gracious reaches out to take Kanaya's hand in her- gently, no need to bust the chainsaw out so soon. Slowly makes the handshake motion, symbolizing this emotion called friendship. See Kanaya, nothing to worry about here. Just in case, though, Roxy hastily releases the other girl's hand and steps around her to inspect the rest of the hive. She'd been in such a hurry to get inside before, she hadn't given it a full once over, but it really was cozy. Also seems to be quite a lot of cute clothes laying around (albeit in a neat and orderly fashion.) ]

hey u midn if i wear something whlie we wait or whatever
unless u prefer---

[Turns back to Kanaya and strikes and underwear-clad pose. Which will it be? Supergirl? Coppertone baby? Let's go for the Angelina leg display from the Oscars. bam. ]

[Kanaya lets Roxy take her hand up with a bit of apprehension, but pulls it back when allowed. What the hell was the point of that?]

Yes Well
I Hardly Want The Corpse Of An Intrusive Alien Staining My Lawnring After I Have Worked So Hard To Cultivate One In A Desert Environment

[Her face takes on a decidedly jade hue when Roxy starts modeling her admittedly stylish underwear, and it takes considerable effort to focus her attention elsewhere. Hopefully her voice doesn't sound as nonplussed as she feels]

No
No
I Mean They Are Very Nice But
You Are Welcome To Whatever Will Actually Fit You
So Long As You Dont Treat Any Of My Dresses With The Lack Of Care You Apparently Had For Your Own Clothing

[ Big ass smile at Kanayas vote of permission, stops posing, and points out- ]

in my defence
i thougth that shit was jello

[ How is that a defense for anything?? Roxy starts pawing through all the outfits she can find, holding each clothing item against her and turning to Kanaya for her opinion. Roxy is still a little buzzed, so these might not be the wisest fashion decisions, feel free to step in Kanaya. ]

You Thought It Was What

[Kanaya only starts watching when it catches on that she's supposed to be watching, and after a few moments she walks over and takes a yellow-white dress out of her hands (she must have woken up on the wrong side of the slime when she made that one) and put a white-black dress back into her hands. It's a little simple by her standards, but it has a nice fit to it and... maybe a sash to go with it? Just a small, pink one, for extra accent. Yes, that should work fine.]

There
Try That On

[ Pleased noise at the dress selection- particularly the pink sash- and begins slipping it on immediately. Need some help with the zipper, plaintive noise to her new alien buddy. ]

i though it was jelo
its leik a main source of human sustenaence

You Actually Eat It
My God
No Wonder You Seem So

Intoxicated

[Kanaya begrudgingly walks over to yank Roxy's zipper up, looking a little more wary of her now that she (thinks she) realizes just how tanked Roxy still is.]

[ Shrug, now trying to figure out the sash.. this shit is complicated. ]

nah that was just the booze
jelo shots do suong noise tho
u got any schnaps?

Any What

What
No What Are You Doing
Ugh Here

[You aliens and your fumble-fingers. Kanaya reaches around to Roxy's front, pulls the sash around her, and ties it neatly behind her back. There. Now she can relax now that you're not making a fool of yourself.]

[ Oh, okay that works much better. Grins down at the dress and does a little twirl- which promptly throws off her tenuous sense of balance as is and Roxy crashes to the floor.

Sure you don't want to kick her out yet, Kanaya? ]

[... She's getting there.

But no, she doesn't want to leave food out for the zombies. Feed em once and they never go away. Instead, she just goes to pull her up before she wrinkles her dress.]

On Second Thought Perhaps You Would Be Better Served By Going To Sleep And Waiting For Whatever Illness Youve Apparently Contracted From Your Jello To Subside

[ Giggling, lets Kanaya help her up, slings an arm over the girl's shoulders. ]

im not sick
just a litle buzzed
dotn trols have booze??
no water the batterwithc is sucha bitch

You Sound As If Youre Hallucinating
The Words That You Are Using Wouldnt Make Sense Even If They Were Spelled Coherently
Really Just
Here
Go Lie Down On A Pillow Pile

[As unsure as she is how comfortable she is with Roxy slung all over her shoulder, she makes the effort to drag her over to a pile of cushy pillows to lay her down on.]

trolls!
boze!
battwrwictch!
these are totaly real thing skanaaya
u gotta believe me!

[ Laughing up a storm! Maybe only playing up the drink thing just a little- it's funny to see this chick's feathers so ruffled. Which is exactly why she tries to tug Kanaya down with her onto the pillow pile. Jesus, Rose, you needed to establish boundaries with this child. ]

I Am Perfectly Aware That Trolls Exist
Myself Being One Of Them
But I Have No Idea What

The Fuck

[She's cut off as she's dragged down onto the pillow pile with a yelp, particularly since she lands a little less than as elegantly as she would have preferred, just barely missing landing on her face.]

[ Pap-shooshing Kanaya's cute face that she nearly landed on. Shit these pillows are comfy. Shh, don't fret adorable fashionista troll. ]

shhhhhhhhhh there there

[Kanaya starts to struggle but... she's just... a little weirded out by all this pap-shooshing and her only remaining reaction is just nonplussed staring and an uncomfortable frown.]

What
What Are You Doing

[ Blinks back at her. ]

ummm
tryign to keep you from having a fussyfit
an kicking me out

NOT WEIRD AT ALL

totally weird we are TWILIGHT ZONE up here and roxy is bella also bed time for now

why do you have to go that direction with twilight &does that make kanaya edward? bedtime for me2

the only other direction is straight into the ground dohohoho

we are completely ridiculous

and that's the best way to be

chuuu good attitude bro

<3

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