And they're STILL THERE.

[monkeytailed]

SOMEONE'S SLEEPING IN YOUR BED THE MEME
And no, not in a good, sexy way, or at least not initially.



...basically what the title + subject says. Somebody's been sleeping in your bed! And they're still there. And possibly drooling all over your pillow and crap.

- Post with your character!
- Reply to other characters and ICly start stealing pillows and hogging blankets which weren't yours at all to begin with.
- Shenanigans.

Comments

[fuckincakewake]

cool
ur a liefsaver

[ Oh right. Alien. Gracious reaches out to take Kanaya's hand in her- gently, no need to bust the chainsaw out so soon. Slowly makes the handshake motion, symbolizing this emotion called friendship. See Kanaya, nothing to worry about here. Just in case, though, Roxy hastily releases the other girl's hand and steps around her to inspect the rest of the hive. She'd been in such a hurry to get inside before, she hadn't given it a full once over, but it really was cozy. Also seems to be quite a lot of cute clothes laying around (albeit in a neat and orderly fashion.) ]

hey u midn if i wear something whlie we wait or whatever
unless u prefer---

[Turns back to Kanaya and strikes and underwear-clad pose. Which will it be? Supergirl? Coppertone baby? Let's go for the Angelina leg display from the Oscars. bam. ]

[silfofspace]

[Kanaya lets Roxy take her hand up with a bit of apprehension, but pulls it back when allowed. What the hell was the point of that?]

Yes Well
I Hardly Want The Corpse Of An Intrusive Alien Staining My Lawnring After I Have Worked So Hard To Cultivate One In A Desert Environment

[Her face takes on a decidedly jade hue when Roxy starts modeling her admittedly stylish underwear, and it takes considerable effort to focus her attention elsewhere. Hopefully her voice doesn't sound as nonplussed as she feels]

No
No
I Mean They Are Very Nice But
You Are Welcome To Whatever Will Actually Fit You
So Long As You Dont Treat Any Of My Dresses With The Lack Of Care You Apparently Had For Your Own Clothing

[fuckincakewake]

[ Big ass smile at Kanayas vote of permission, stops posing, and points out- ]

in my defence
i thougth that shit was jello

[ How is that a defense for anything?? Roxy starts pawing through all the outfits she can find, holding each clothing item against her and turning to Kanaya for her opinion. Roxy is still a little buzzed, so these might not be the wisest fashion decisions, feel free to step in Kanaya. ]

[silfofspace]

You Thought It Was What

[Kanaya only starts watching when it catches on that she's supposed to be watching, and after a few moments she walks over and takes a yellow-white dress out of her hands (she must have woken up on the wrong side of the slime when she made that one) and put a white-black dress back into her hands. It's a little simple by her standards, but it has a nice fit to it and... maybe a sash to go with it? Just a small, pink one, for extra accent. Yes, that should work fine.]

There
Try That On

[fuckincakewake]

[ Pleased noise at the dress selection- particularly the pink sash- and begins slipping it on immediately. Need some help with the zipper, plaintive noise to her new alien buddy. ]

i though it was jelo
its leik a main source of human sustenaence

[silfofspace]

You Actually Eat It
My God
No Wonder You Seem So

Intoxicated

[Kanaya begrudgingly walks over to yank Roxy's zipper up, looking a little more wary of her now that she (thinks she) realizes just how tanked Roxy still is.]

whoops forgot to hit post

[fuckincakewake]

[ Shrug, now trying to figure out the sash.. this shit is complicated. ]

nah that was just the booze
jelo shots do suong noise tho
u got any schnaps?

[silfofspace]

Any What

What
No What Are You Doing
Ugh Here

[You aliens and your fumble-fingers. Kanaya reaches around to Roxy's front, pulls the sash around her, and ties it neatly behind her back. There. Now she can relax now that you're not making a fool of yourself.]

[fuckincakewake]

[ Oh, okay that works much better. Grins down at the dress and does a little twirl- which promptly throws off her tenuous sense of balance as is and Roxy crashes to the floor.

Sure you don't want to kick her out yet, Kanaya? ]

[silfofspace]

[... She's getting there.

But no, she doesn't want to leave food out for the zombies. Feed em once and they never go away. Instead, she just goes to pull her up before she wrinkles her dress.]

On Second Thought Perhaps You Would Be Better Served By Going To Sleep And Waiting For Whatever Illness Youve Apparently Contracted From Your Jello To Subside

[fuckincakewake]

[ Giggling, lets Kanaya help her up, slings an arm over the girl's shoulders. ]

im not sick
just a litle buzzed
dotn trols have booze??
no water the batterwithc is sucha bitch

[silfofspace]

You Sound As If Youre Hallucinating
The Words That You Are Using Wouldnt Make Sense Even If They Were Spelled Coherently
Really Just
Here
Go Lie Down On A Pillow Pile

[As unsure as she is how comfortable she is with Roxy slung all over her shoulder, she makes the effort to drag her over to a pile of cushy pillows to lay her down on.]

[fuckincakewake]

trolls!
boze!
battwrwictch!
these are totaly real thing skanaaya
u gotta believe me!

[ Laughing up a storm! Maybe only playing up the drink thing just a little- it's funny to see this chick's feathers so ruffled. Which is exactly why she tries to tug Kanaya down with her onto the pillow pile. Jesus, Rose, you needed to establish boundaries with this child. ]

[silfofspace]

I Am Perfectly Aware That Trolls Exist
Myself Being One Of Them
But I Have No Idea What

The Fuck

[She's cut off as she's dragged down onto the pillow pile with a yelp, particularly since she lands a little less than as elegantly as she would have preferred, just barely missing landing on her face.]

[fuckincakewake]

[ Pap-shooshing Kanaya's cute face that she nearly landed on. Shit these pillows are comfy. Shh, don't fret adorable fashionista troll. ]

shhhhhhhhhh there there

[silfofspace]

[Kanaya starts to struggle but... she's just... a little weirded out by all this pap-shooshing and her only remaining reaction is just nonplussed staring and an uncomfortable frown.]

What
What Are You Doing

[fuckincakewake]

[ Blinks back at her. ]

ummm
tryign to keep you from having a fussyfit
an kicking me out

[silfofspace]

I Am Not Having A Hissyfit
And I Already Said That I Would Not Kick You Out

[... That look she's giving her. Kanaya continues frowning, but seems to relax a bit, and roll over onto her back, at least.]

You Still Have Not Explained Why You Are Here
As In
On This Planet

[fuckincakewake]

[ Dutifully leans back to lie beside Kanaya, kicking her bare feet in the air while she mulls on the days events. ]

not sure tbh
leik there was an issue w the fenestrated plane
im not gona say shenanigans flatout but
SOMEHOW the connection got severed
luckily i wasnt clevered in two buttttt
then i was sorta trapped in the void?
and some bitch was tehre
another troll
when i fuond a working window i wasnt exactly doubelchecking the cocordinates
on account a me not wanting to get totalyl murdermoded or whatevr

[ Yeah, that makes all the kinds of sense that doesn't. Admiring the dress- its a little tight in the rack, but otherwise pretty cute.. ]

Alright, vacation time!

[silfofspace]

[Kanaya tries not to eye the fit of the dress herself but doesn't do a very good job of it. It's a little long on Roxy, but the fit of the chest doesn't fall outside Kanaya's notice.]

Well
It Certainly Sounds Like An Ordeal
I Still Dont Know What The Hell Youre Talking About
But I Guess It Is Over For Now
What Did This Other Troll Look Like

HAVE A BLAST!

[fuckincakewake]

[ Yeah, Roxy noticed you eying her. What up.

Brow furrows, trying to remember what the troll looked like. Honestly didn't really see her from the front much so this is sorta tough.. Thoughtful little hum. ]

ummmmm
black hair
and
glasses? maybe
it wsa only mostly awful
the void was pretty bitchin ill giev it that

Baaaaccckkkk

[silfofspace]

[Kanaya quickly looks away again, pretending to be focusing on Roxy's feet instead. That's more normal, right?

She flinches for a moment, one face in particular immediately coming to mind the second the word "glasses" leaves Roxy's mouth.]

How Many Eyes Did She Have
Two Or Eight

hope you had fun!!

[fuckincakewake]

um
prety sure it was an alein not a spider
shit is taht a thing here??
smokgn hot fashinista aliens and boiling hot sun aside thats kinda sucky

I diiiid

[silfofspace]

Well Yes Her Lusus Is A Giant Spider
But That Is Beside The Point
If She Had Eight Eyes She May Be Someone I Know

[... And now she's going to pause, rewind, and consider the fact that she was just referred to as a smoking hot fashionista alien.]

Re: I diiiid

[fuckincakewake]

[ Keeps kicking her bare feet in the air, trying to remember exactly how many eyes had been staring at her before the meeting turned murderous. ]

nah i think she had leik
a pair of like goggelglasses
so prob only two
and some big fuckin tridanty thign she tried to choke me out with

[ Rolls onto her side, leaning on an arm while she looks Kanaya over. ]

does this happen a lot?