And they're STILL THERE.

[monkeytailed]

SOMEONE'S SLEEPING IN YOUR BED THE MEME
And no, not in a good, sexy way, or at least not initially.



...basically what the title + subject says. Somebody's been sleeping in your bed! And they're still there. And possibly drooling all over your pillow and crap.

- Post with your character!
- Reply to other characters and ICly start stealing pillows and hogging blankets which weren't yours at all to begin with.
- Shenanigans.

Comments

[silfofspace]

As Long As You Do Not Feel Inclined To Vomit On Me Then I Suppose I Wont Worry
Too Much

[It's a bit dissonant with the mood they're setting, and she regrets having put that image out there now that her chest is exposed to the open air, now that they're sitting so intimately with just their underwear on.

She lets her hands rest on Roxy's thighs, and tries to keep her breathing level and calm, which is proving a bit difficult.]

[fuckincakewake]

[ Really smooth, Kanaya. Roxy's happily boozed up little smile doesn't even waver, sets her hands over Kanaya's while they rest on her thighs. Nah, doesn't need you to do anything more yet, looking over the other girl a little hungrily. ]

so like
u didnt anwser me before
how come ur skins all glowy
that chick from before skin wasnt
is it just cause u like me or waht?

[silfofspace]

[Kanaya stops to consider the question, having completely missed it before. Granted, she had perfectly good reason, given the absurdity of this whole situation, but it's a little hard to dodge it now.]

My Skin Glows Because I Am
A Rainbow Drinker
An Undead Creature Of The Day Which Feeds On The Light And The Blood Of The Living

[fuckincakewake]

[ Little squeak! But it's a pleased sound, not scared in the slightest, because what modern girl would be frightened of a vampire? Fucking Twilight.

Grips Kanaya's hands tight and pulls the other girl up by them, trapping their enclosed hands against Roxy's quite exposed breasts, oh my. ]

holy shit
what?????
like a VMAPIRE?

[silfofspace]

[Kanaya at first immediately expects the girl to flee in terror, and the squeal seems like the anticipated reaction, but suddenly she's being pulled up by her hands and they're touching Roxy's chest and it's very difficult to keep her eyes up on Roxy's face with that fact just thrust upon her. Still, she manages to respond after a moment of confusion.]

I
What
I Guess So
What Is A Vampire

[fuckincakewake]

[ Where to start when explaining vampires? Bram Stroker, Buffy, Blade, Bella, the list goes on! Still, Kanay's direction of gaze isn't lost on her, and Roxy graciously sets the hands shes holding over her her breasts. Well, if you wanted to stare at them, might as well feel around too. ]

they drink blood and are super sexy
duh
i didnt know aiens even HAD them
are u gonna bite me??

[silfofspace]

I Had Not Planned To
Unless
I Guess
If You Want Me To
Or Something

[What? What the hell kind of offer is that, Maryam? WELL IT'S KIND OF HARD TO CONCENTRATE WHEN YOUR HANDS ARE ON BOOBS, IT IS A SCIENTIFIC FACT. It's kind of hard to resist the urge to give them... y'know... a little squeeze, maybe. Just one. One. Okay maybe two]

[fuckincakewake]

[ Oh my gosh! Biting? Hands over her mouth! Gasp! Scandalous! And then all of a sudden, a squeeze. Little murmur of approval, hey, go ahead and get a handful. Don't mind her, Kanaya, go about what you're doing, Roxy will just be reaching around as if she's gonna give you a nice hug- nope, just unhooked your alien bra. ]

[silfofspace]

Oh
Oh

[She's caught off guard by the sudden release of her bra, as she was a little distracted by those soft and fun-to-grope breasts of Roxy's. She sighs quietly, and lets the straps of her bra slide over her shoulders slowly. That nagging voice in the back of her mind is quickly cast aside, because she is threatening to ruin all of this sweet novelesque encountering going on here.]

[fuckincakewake]

[ Cool! Alien bra! Breaks off the groping toe pull Kanaya's loosened undergarment free and get a load of alien boobs. Gay, vampire alien boobs. Man, she is gonna have to go through the Void like that more often if this is what's waiting for her.

Don't fret, Kanaya, even with her eyes locked on your sweater puppies, Roxy's undoing her own bra now too. ]

[silfofspace]

[That alien bra looks suspiciously like alien lingerie, which naturally is part of a matching set. But Kanaya isn't about to admit that to her new alien friend who would obviously not know anything about lingerie or anything like that, because it's a sophisticated art that not even most trolls are aware of.

Kanaya lets her hands drift in the air for a moment as Roxy pulls away, and notices the direction of her staring, not without some amount of self-consciousness on her face. She likes to think of herself as being proud of her body and that she's taken very good care of herself, but when she's got a hungry-eyed alien looking her over, that all kind of falls apart.]

[fuckincakewake]

[ There might have been some boob oggling, but eventually something entirely more foreign catches Roxy's gaze. she's looking Kanaya right in the eye and.. little chirp of surprise, laughing. ]

are u blushign GREEN??
do aliens blush GREEN omg
cutest

[ Nope, can't keep this serious and sexy can you? To make up for it, Roxy bodily tosses herself down to hug the alien girl, bare chests pressed together while she hugs her. Roxy, I want to teach you about something called boundaries, I don't think you have them. ]

[silfofspace]

What
I
My Blood Is A Jade Hue So
Oh God

[Kanaya can barely start into another stunning exposition on alien biology before Roxy is already slamming back into her, giving them damn good reason to have chosen to lie down on a bunch of pillows.

And... and, well... their boobs all mushed up together like this is doing all of jack shit to keep that green minty tint out of Kanaya's face. Fuck.]

oh my god sorry i am so late and sorry for myself in every other way

[fuckincakewake]

[ Don't worry about the explanations, Roxy's barely listening as is. Low laugh, echoing in her chest, nuzzling the troll girl's neck. Let her face flush as jade as she likes, Roxy won't note on it while the exhaustion of being nearly strangled, as well as quite a bit of void hopping (not to mention the booze and tiiiny taste test of sopor slime!) is reaching their full effects. Roxy, this is the wrong end to this challenge, falling asleep on a smoking hot alien babe!! But shit those are a lot of variables that equate snooze time, and Roxy is only human. Which makes one of them.

With great effort, lifts her head and messily kisses the side of Kanaya's face. ]

im just gonna
take a litle nap
dont let that gurl sneak up on me ok?

Don't be, it's perfectly alright!

[silfofspace]

[Kanaya would be lying to say there isn't a slight tone of disappointment in her voice, but the prevailing emotion is nothing short of relief.]

Er
Very Well
I Shall Be Certain To Inform You Should She Return

[She says that, but honestly in her position she's in, she wouldn't be likely to be able to do anything about any sudden wild empress zombies, or even manage to get out from under the inebriated human.]

[fuckincakewake]

cool

[ Because this is totally a good idea, clings to Kanaya and snuggles in close, making an escape impossible as she drifts to sleep. Roxy will have quite a lot to explain when she wakes up. ]