And they're STILL THERE.

[monkeytailed]

SOMEONE'S SLEEPING IN YOUR BED THE MEME
And no, not in a good, sexy way, or at least not initially.



...basically what the title + subject says. Somebody's been sleeping in your bed! And they're still there. And possibly drooling all over your pillow and crap.

- Post with your character!
- Reply to other characters and ICly start stealing pillows and hogging blankets which weren't yours at all to begin with.
- Shenanigans.

Comments

[fuckincakewake]

[ Hmp, that's not the answer Roxy was expecting. We would've accepted "definitely," or "maybe," or "other Ryan Reynolds film titles." Shit, is there a Troll!Ryan Reynolds? Does that mean "The Amityville Horror" was an acceptable answer Kanaya could've given? Focus. ]

yah is ur skin glowing
or is that weird jello stuff that got in my mouth startin to kick in

[silfofspace]

It Is Glowing
Though Now That You Mention The Possibility That You Are Not In Full Control Of Your Mental Fixtures
I Am Forced To Wonder If Your Behavior At The Moment Is Entirely Voluntary Or Not

[Kanaya seems to mull this over, not pulling away, but looking more hesitant now.]

[fuckincakewake]

yeah i bet
taking advantage of a hive intruder must be a real breach of troll morals

[ Fingers tighten around the front of Kanaya's shirt. Roxy ducks her head forward and buries her face against the other girl's neck, lips grazing along where it meets Kanaya's jaw. ]

[silfofspace]

Well
Not Really

[Kanaya's face brightens immediately as Roxy moves in, causing her to shudder and tighten her fingers on Roxy's shoulder.

Whatever protest she'd been trying to justify a moment ago is pretty damn well forgotten now.]

[fuckincakewake]

[ Good call! Hand slides down the front of Kanaya's outfit, just feeling the fabric, never mind there's a chest and waist under there. Nah, this is nothing like that, Roxy's just being friendly. Voice warm against Kanaya's throat when she murmurs- ]

u know
i think i kidna like ur clothes more
u should take them off so i can try them on
or something

[silfofspace]

I
Suppose That It Could Not Hurt To Allow You To Try It On

[Kanaya shudders a bit as Roxy drags her hand across her, feeling her breath against her skin. After a moment of hesitation, her hand goes up to the straps tying her dress up around her neck and back, and undoes both of them.

Roxy would probably look better in black anyway, right?]

[fuckincakewake]

[ Oh please! Roxy knows she would look good in anything! Grins and sits up to pull off the dress Kanaya so gracious lent her- oh. It's stuck over her head. You were supposed to take the pink sash off first Roxy, goddamnit. This is the opposite of sexy right now. ]

shit

[silfofspace]

Um
Are You
Alright

[Kanaya stares for a moment, then takes the liberty of undoing the sash for Roxy. If she struggles with it much longer she's liable to break it after all.]

[fuckincakewake]

[ Shit, Roxy that was not your most graceful of moments. Thankfully, Kanaya was kind enough to help the other girl out of her dress prison, to which Roxy thanked her by plunging forward and laying a big old smooch right on the trolls lips. ]

[silfofspace]

[Kanaya is just about to continue removing her own dress when she's tackled by the somewhat intoxicated human, their lips making sudden but enjoyable contact. Her face glows bright and hot, and she reflexively she puts her arms around Roxy's neck. This close, she can smell the residual scent of the sopor slime on Roxy, the smell of alcohol, the scent of her hair, skin, blood, all mixing together to work against her ability to focus on anything else.]

[fuckincakewake]

[ Tackle is definitely a good way to put it. Practically pinned the alien girl beneath her, because even if she's drunk she's still pretty strong, like getting hit by a very intoxicated brick wall. Breaks off the sloppy kiss to beam down at Kanaya, propping herself over her by one elbow in hopefully a pose that makes her look cool and nonchalant (it doesn't.) ]

wow
u sure know how to maek an alien girl feel welcome

[silfofspace]

Yes
Well
For A First Attempt It Appears To Be Going Surprisingly Well
I Think

[Kanaya's mind reels a bit, and she's a bit surprised how strong Roxy is considering her frame. Not that she has any particular reason right now to push her off.]

[fuckincakewake]

[ Laughs even if that wasn't a joke, leaning down to nuzzle her face against the side of Kanaya's neck again. ]

yah thanks for not trying to fucking cull me and shit
ur a real pal

[ Voice sounds sleepy on top of its slur, and Roxy seems to be settling down, as if Kanaya is a very soft, very squishy bed she can lie to rest on. She's a lot more comfortable than the recopperacoon, that's for sure. ]

[silfofspace]

How Comforting To Know That In The Rare Circumstance That I Am Ever A Host
That I Am An Excellent One

[Kanaya awkwardly puts her hand on the back of Roxy's head, and lets the other rest across her back. This has the unfortunate effect of highlighting the fact that Roxy's removed her dress, and Kanaya has to exert quite a bit of effort to ignore it.]

[fuckincakewake]

[ Hey, at least she's wearing underwear! Little yawn, snuggles in close, as if to remind you of that state of undress. ]

ur comfy too

[ Roxy this was going to be a sexytime prompt!! Don't fall asleep. ]

[silfofspace]

[Well... there's always morning... assuming Kanaya can get any sleep in this state.]

Um
That Is
Also Nice To Know


Are You Feeling Alright

[Well, she DID come in here to sleep, didn't she? Still, Kanaya squirms a bit, wondering if she can at least get out from under her first.]

[fuckincakewake]

[ Thoughtful noise~ Hmm. While Roxy considers this, traces a finger along Kanaya's collarbone. ]

not gonna lie
not tottalsy sober rn
cards on the tabel
what was in that jelo?

[silfofspace]

It Is Not Jello
It Is Sopor Slime
I Dont Know Whats In It But It Is Supposed To Be Toxic
Hence Why You Are Not Supposed To Ingest It
I Sincerely Hope That You Did Not

[Kanaya shudders a bit at the feeling of Roxy's finger against her skin. Damn, she is not doing very well at this refusal bit.]

[fuckincakewake]

[ Hand drifting down from Kanaya's collarbone, lifts her head and attempts to sit up properly. Except now Roxy is definitely straddling the other girl's hips, fingers loops under the undone straps of Kanaya's dress. ]

look i dont think u should worry about it

[ As casual as a handshake, Roxy tugs at Kanaya's dress now, pulling it up over her head, like the troll is just a particularly fashionable christmas present situation beneath her. Lifts her hips briefly to keep the dress's progress from being halted by their bodies being pressed together, happy to resume the contact when both girls are similarly undressed.

Roxy looks pretty damn proud of herself for that. ]

[silfofspace]

As Long As You Do Not Feel Inclined To Vomit On Me Then I Suppose I Wont Worry
Too Much

[It's a bit dissonant with the mood they're setting, and she regrets having put that image out there now that her chest is exposed to the open air, now that they're sitting so intimately with just their underwear on.

She lets her hands rest on Roxy's thighs, and tries to keep her breathing level and calm, which is proving a bit difficult.]

[fuckincakewake]

[ Really smooth, Kanaya. Roxy's happily boozed up little smile doesn't even waver, sets her hands over Kanaya's while they rest on her thighs. Nah, doesn't need you to do anything more yet, looking over the other girl a little hungrily. ]

so like
u didnt anwser me before
how come ur skins all glowy
that chick from before skin wasnt
is it just cause u like me or waht?

[silfofspace]

[Kanaya stops to consider the question, having completely missed it before. Granted, she had perfectly good reason, given the absurdity of this whole situation, but it's a little hard to dodge it now.]

My Skin Glows Because I Am
A Rainbow Drinker
An Undead Creature Of The Day Which Feeds On The Light And The Blood Of The Living

[fuckincakewake]

[ Little squeak! But it's a pleased sound, not scared in the slightest, because what modern girl would be frightened of a vampire? Fucking Twilight.

Grips Kanaya's hands tight and pulls the other girl up by them, trapping their enclosed hands against Roxy's quite exposed breasts, oh my. ]

holy shit
what?????
like a VMAPIRE?

[silfofspace]

[Kanaya at first immediately expects the girl to flee in terror, and the squeal seems like the anticipated reaction, but suddenly she's being pulled up by her hands and they're touching Roxy's chest and it's very difficult to keep her eyes up on Roxy's face with that fact just thrust upon her. Still, she manages to respond after a moment of confusion.]

I
What
I Guess So
What Is A Vampire

[fuckincakewake]

[ Where to start when explaining vampires? Bram Stroker, Buffy, Blade, Bella, the list goes on! Still, Kanay's direction of gaze isn't lost on her, and Roxy graciously sets the hands shes holding over her her breasts. Well, if you wanted to stare at them, might as well feel around too. ]

they drink blood and are super sexy
duh
i didnt know aiens even HAD them
are u gonna bite me??