And they're STILL THERE.

[monkeytailed]

SOMEONE'S SLEEPING IN YOUR BED THE MEME
And no, not in a good, sexy way, or at least not initially.



...basically what the title + subject says. Somebody's been sleeping in your bed! And they're still there. And possibly drooling all over your pillow and crap.

- Post with your character!
- Reply to other characters and ICly start stealing pillows and hogging blankets which weren't yours at all to begin with.
- Shenanigans.

Comments

[fuckincakewake]

[ Shit, Roxy that was not your most graceful of moments. Thankfully, Kanaya was kind enough to help the other girl out of her dress prison, to which Roxy thanked her by plunging forward and laying a big old smooch right on the trolls lips. ]

[silfofspace]

[Kanaya is just about to continue removing her own dress when she's tackled by the somewhat intoxicated human, their lips making sudden but enjoyable contact. Her face glows bright and hot, and she reflexively she puts her arms around Roxy's neck. This close, she can smell the residual scent of the sopor slime on Roxy, the smell of alcohol, the scent of her hair, skin, blood, all mixing together to work against her ability to focus on anything else.]

[fuckincakewake]

[ Tackle is definitely a good way to put it. Practically pinned the alien girl beneath her, because even if she's drunk she's still pretty strong, like getting hit by a very intoxicated brick wall. Breaks off the sloppy kiss to beam down at Kanaya, propping herself over her by one elbow in hopefully a pose that makes her look cool and nonchalant (it doesn't.) ]

wow
u sure know how to maek an alien girl feel welcome

[silfofspace]

Yes
Well
For A First Attempt It Appears To Be Going Surprisingly Well
I Think

[Kanaya's mind reels a bit, and she's a bit surprised how strong Roxy is considering her frame. Not that she has any particular reason right now to push her off.]

[fuckincakewake]

[ Laughs even if that wasn't a joke, leaning down to nuzzle her face against the side of Kanaya's neck again. ]

yah thanks for not trying to fucking cull me and shit
ur a real pal

[ Voice sounds sleepy on top of its slur, and Roxy seems to be settling down, as if Kanaya is a very soft, very squishy bed she can lie to rest on. She's a lot more comfortable than the recopperacoon, that's for sure. ]

[silfofspace]

How Comforting To Know That In The Rare Circumstance That I Am Ever A Host
That I Am An Excellent One

[Kanaya awkwardly puts her hand on the back of Roxy's head, and lets the other rest across her back. This has the unfortunate effect of highlighting the fact that Roxy's removed her dress, and Kanaya has to exert quite a bit of effort to ignore it.]

[fuckincakewake]

[ Hey, at least she's wearing underwear! Little yawn, snuggles in close, as if to remind you of that state of undress. ]

ur comfy too

[ Roxy this was going to be a sexytime prompt!! Don't fall asleep. ]

[silfofspace]

[Well... there's always morning... assuming Kanaya can get any sleep in this state.]

Um
That Is
Also Nice To Know


Are You Feeling Alright

[Well, she DID come in here to sleep, didn't she? Still, Kanaya squirms a bit, wondering if she can at least get out from under her first.]

[fuckincakewake]

[ Thoughtful noise~ Hmm. While Roxy considers this, traces a finger along Kanaya's collarbone. ]

not gonna lie
not tottalsy sober rn
cards on the tabel
what was in that jelo?

[silfofspace]

It Is Not Jello
It Is Sopor Slime
I Dont Know Whats In It But It Is Supposed To Be Toxic
Hence Why You Are Not Supposed To Ingest It
I Sincerely Hope That You Did Not

[Kanaya shudders a bit at the feeling of Roxy's finger against her skin. Damn, she is not doing very well at this refusal bit.]

[fuckincakewake]

[ Hand drifting down from Kanaya's collarbone, lifts her head and attempts to sit up properly. Except now Roxy is definitely straddling the other girl's hips, fingers loops under the undone straps of Kanaya's dress. ]

look i dont think u should worry about it

[ As casual as a handshake, Roxy tugs at Kanaya's dress now, pulling it up over her head, like the troll is just a particularly fashionable christmas present situation beneath her. Lifts her hips briefly to keep the dress's progress from being halted by their bodies being pressed together, happy to resume the contact when both girls are similarly undressed.

Roxy looks pretty damn proud of herself for that. ]

[silfofspace]

As Long As You Do Not Feel Inclined To Vomit On Me Then I Suppose I Wont Worry
Too Much

[It's a bit dissonant with the mood they're setting, and she regrets having put that image out there now that her chest is exposed to the open air, now that they're sitting so intimately with just their underwear on.

She lets her hands rest on Roxy's thighs, and tries to keep her breathing level and calm, which is proving a bit difficult.]

[fuckincakewake]

[ Really smooth, Kanaya. Roxy's happily boozed up little smile doesn't even waver, sets her hands over Kanaya's while they rest on her thighs. Nah, doesn't need you to do anything more yet, looking over the other girl a little hungrily. ]

so like
u didnt anwser me before
how come ur skins all glowy
that chick from before skin wasnt
is it just cause u like me or waht?

[silfofspace]

[Kanaya stops to consider the question, having completely missed it before. Granted, she had perfectly good reason, given the absurdity of this whole situation, but it's a little hard to dodge it now.]

My Skin Glows Because I Am
A Rainbow Drinker
An Undead Creature Of The Day Which Feeds On The Light And The Blood Of The Living

[fuckincakewake]

[ Little squeak! But it's a pleased sound, not scared in the slightest, because what modern girl would be frightened of a vampire? Fucking Twilight.

Grips Kanaya's hands tight and pulls the other girl up by them, trapping their enclosed hands against Roxy's quite exposed breasts, oh my. ]

holy shit
what?????
like a VMAPIRE?

[silfofspace]

[Kanaya at first immediately expects the girl to flee in terror, and the squeal seems like the anticipated reaction, but suddenly she's being pulled up by her hands and they're touching Roxy's chest and it's very difficult to keep her eyes up on Roxy's face with that fact just thrust upon her. Still, she manages to respond after a moment of confusion.]

I
What
I Guess So
What Is A Vampire

[fuckincakewake]

[ Where to start when explaining vampires? Bram Stroker, Buffy, Blade, Bella, the list goes on! Still, Kanay's direction of gaze isn't lost on her, and Roxy graciously sets the hands shes holding over her her breasts. Well, if you wanted to stare at them, might as well feel around too. ]

they drink blood and are super sexy
duh
i didnt know aiens even HAD them
are u gonna bite me??

[silfofspace]

I Had Not Planned To
Unless
I Guess
If You Want Me To
Or Something

[What? What the hell kind of offer is that, Maryam? WELL IT'S KIND OF HARD TO CONCENTRATE WHEN YOUR HANDS ARE ON BOOBS, IT IS A SCIENTIFIC FACT. It's kind of hard to resist the urge to give them... y'know... a little squeeze, maybe. Just one. One. Okay maybe two]

[fuckincakewake]

[ Oh my gosh! Biting? Hands over her mouth! Gasp! Scandalous! And then all of a sudden, a squeeze. Little murmur of approval, hey, go ahead and get a handful. Don't mind her, Kanaya, go about what you're doing, Roxy will just be reaching around as if she's gonna give you a nice hug- nope, just unhooked your alien bra. ]

[silfofspace]

Oh
Oh

[She's caught off guard by the sudden release of her bra, as she was a little distracted by those soft and fun-to-grope breasts of Roxy's. She sighs quietly, and lets the straps of her bra slide over her shoulders slowly. That nagging voice in the back of her mind is quickly cast aside, because she is threatening to ruin all of this sweet novelesque encountering going on here.]

[fuckincakewake]

[ Cool! Alien bra! Breaks off the groping toe pull Kanaya's loosened undergarment free and get a load of alien boobs. Gay, vampire alien boobs. Man, she is gonna have to go through the Void like that more often if this is what's waiting for her.

Don't fret, Kanaya, even with her eyes locked on your sweater puppies, Roxy's undoing her own bra now too. ]

[silfofspace]

[That alien bra looks suspiciously like alien lingerie, which naturally is part of a matching set. But Kanaya isn't about to admit that to her new alien friend who would obviously not know anything about lingerie or anything like that, because it's a sophisticated art that not even most trolls are aware of.

Kanaya lets her hands drift in the air for a moment as Roxy pulls away, and notices the direction of her staring, not without some amount of self-consciousness on her face. She likes to think of herself as being proud of her body and that she's taken very good care of herself, but when she's got a hungry-eyed alien looking her over, that all kind of falls apart.]

[fuckincakewake]

[ There might have been some boob oggling, but eventually something entirely more foreign catches Roxy's gaze. she's looking Kanaya right in the eye and.. little chirp of surprise, laughing. ]

are u blushign GREEN??
do aliens blush GREEN omg
cutest

[ Nope, can't keep this serious and sexy can you? To make up for it, Roxy bodily tosses herself down to hug the alien girl, bare chests pressed together while she hugs her. Roxy, I want to teach you about something called boundaries, I don't think you have them. ]

[silfofspace]

What
I
My Blood Is A Jade Hue So
Oh God

[Kanaya can barely start into another stunning exposition on alien biology before Roxy is already slamming back into her, giving them damn good reason to have chosen to lie down on a bunch of pillows.

And... and, well... their boobs all mushed up together like this is doing all of jack shit to keep that green minty tint out of Kanaya's face. Fuck.]

oh my god sorry i am so late and sorry for myself in every other way

[fuckincakewake]

[ Don't worry about the explanations, Roxy's barely listening as is. Low laugh, echoing in her chest, nuzzling the troll girl's neck. Let her face flush as jade as she likes, Roxy won't note on it while the exhaustion of being nearly strangled, as well as quite a bit of void hopping (not to mention the booze and tiiiny taste test of sopor slime!) is reaching their full effects. Roxy, this is the wrong end to this challenge, falling asleep on a smoking hot alien babe!! But shit those are a lot of variables that equate snooze time, and Roxy is only human. Which makes one of them.

With great effort, lifts her head and messily kisses the side of Kanaya's face. ]

im just gonna
take a litle nap
dont let that gurl sneak up on me ok?