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And they're STILL THERE.

SOMEONE'S SLEEPING IN YOUR BED THE MEME
And no, not in a good, sexy way, or at least not initially.

...basically what the title + subject says. Somebody's been sleeping in your bed! And they're still there. And possibly drooling all over your pillow and crap.

- Post with your character!
- Reply to other characters and ICly start stealing pillows and hogging blankets which weren't yours at all to begin with.
- Shenanigans.

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[ Yeah, Roxy noticed you eying her. What up.

Brow furrows, trying to remember what the troll looked like. Honestly didn't really see her from the front much so this is sorta tough.. Thoughtful little hum. ]

ummmmm
black hair
and
glasses? maybe
it wsa only mostly awful
the void was pretty bitchin ill giev it that

[Kanaya quickly looks away again, pretending to be focusing on Roxy's feet instead. That's more normal, right?

She flinches for a moment, one face in particular immediately coming to mind the second the word "glasses" leaves Roxy's mouth.]

How Many Eyes Did She Have
Two Or Eight

um
prety sure it was an alein not a spider
shit is taht a thing here??
smokgn hot fashinista aliens and boiling hot sun aside thats kinda sucky

Well Yes Her Lusus Is A Giant Spider
But That Is Beside The Point
If She Had Eight Eyes She May Be Someone I Know

[... And now she's going to pause, rewind, and consider the fact that she was just referred to as a smoking hot fashionista alien.]

Edited 2012-03-07 22:19 (UTC)

[ Keeps kicking her bare feet in the air, trying to remember exactly how many eyes had been staring at her before the meeting turned murderous. ]

nah i think she had leik
a pair of like goggelglasses
so prob only two
and some big fuckin tridanty thign she tried to choke me out with

[ Rolls onto her side, leaning on an arm while she looks Kanaya over. ]

does this happen a lot?

[Kanaya glances over at her as she moves, noticing her change in posture with just a little apprehension. Not that she minds Roxy being this close, but... She seems oddly studious of her.]

Wait
What

[Kanaya considers this for a minute, almost forgetting just how blatantly Roxy seems to be checking her out. Feferi isn't a very violent sort, so it's unlikely she would have done anything intentionally harmful to her. So, it's probably alright, right? Maybe it was an honest mistake. Well, whatever-...

Wow, their faces are pretty close all of a sudden aren't they?]

Ah

No
No It Does Not

Edited 2012-03-08 01:21 (UTC)

[ Hey, who can blame Roxy! Kanaya's a good looking alien, and it's not like Roxy's never considered it. Anyway, the last troll she met tried to kill her. Mistake or not, you should be happy this squishy pink human didn't try to cull you on sight.

Little pout. ]

so what gives
ive been pretty friednly to every otehr troll i met
even the realy crazy oens
but taht was shit outta line even for ur sandards
*standards

I Honestly Cannot Say
But Our Race Is Generally A Violent One By Nature
So The Reasons Would Likely Be Beyond Your Understanding Anyway
Perhaps It Was Your Very Friendliness Which Triggered It
I Dont Know
This Is All Pretty Out Of Context

[Kanaya is happy enough to take the boon presented to her in the form of not being culled by some tipsy human broad, foxy though she may be. She decides to not press it too hard.]

i dunno if like cntext helps
but
wahts wrong with my friendliness
u dont like it?

[ Roxy, what are you leaning in even closer for?? ]

What

Oh
No
I Mean I Guess That I Have No Qualms With A Lack Of Hostility
But Others May Perceive It As Deceptive Maybe
Not That I Believe You Are Being Deceptive
But

Um

[Wait is she moving in closer? Oh god oh man oh jeez. Keep it cool, Maryam, this is probably just normal human behavior. Maybe she's nearsighted or something. Yep, perfectly natural and normal and not a romantic pass at all nope not at all.]

so waht do u think im doing?
u ben llokign at me kinda funny u know
got something u wanna ask me

I Do Not Know What You Are Doing
But
I Guess
If I Were Forced To Formulate A Guess On The Matter
I Would Say That
You Are Flirting With Me

[... Wait, when did she start leaning in, too?]

heh
a handsoem stranger shows up in ur bed
soudns like soething outta a bad romance novel

[ Since she was so kind to lean in closer, Roxy reaches out and tucks Kanaya's hair behind an ear, hand lingering against her cheek, trailing down the girl's neck, to her collarbone. ]

that kidna stuff never really happens
right?

Current Evidence Would Appear To Suggest Otherwise

[Kanaya leans her head against the hand, placing her own hand on Roxy's shoulder. This really does seem like something out of one of her shitty romance novels, which she decides not to admit to Roxy that she reads.]

[ Griiiiiiiiiin. Kanaya, you're making this so easy! Not like Roxy's gonna complain, tracing her hands around the color of Kanaya's top. ]

so u think im cute
liek
for an alien or whatever

[She purses her lips, tilting her head contemplatively. She raises her hand up to Roxy's head, brushing at the top of her bangs.]

Well
The Lack Of Horns Is Unfortunate
And The Hue Of Your Skin Is A Bit Strange
But I Suppose I Am Hardly One To Judge On The Latter

[ Hmp, that's not the answer Roxy was expecting. We would've accepted "definitely," or "maybe," or "other Ryan Reynolds film titles." Shit, is there a Troll!Ryan Reynolds? Does that mean "The Amityville Horror" was an acceptable answer Kanaya could've given? Focus. ]

yah is ur skin glowing
or is that weird jello stuff that got in my mouth startin to kick in

It Is Glowing
Though Now That You Mention The Possibility That You Are Not In Full Control Of Your Mental Fixtures
I Am Forced To Wonder If Your Behavior At The Moment Is Entirely Voluntary Or Not

[Kanaya seems to mull this over, not pulling away, but looking more hesitant now.]

yeah i bet
taking advantage of a hive intruder must be a real breach of troll morals

[ Fingers tighten around the front of Kanaya's shirt. Roxy ducks her head forward and buries her face against the other girl's neck, lips grazing along where it meets Kanaya's jaw. ]

Well
Not Really

[Kanaya's face brightens immediately as Roxy moves in, causing her to shudder and tighten her fingers on Roxy's shoulder.

Whatever protest she'd been trying to justify a moment ago is pretty damn well forgotten now.]

[ Good call! Hand slides down the front of Kanaya's outfit, just feeling the fabric, never mind there's a chest and waist under there. Nah, this is nothing like that, Roxy's just being friendly. Voice warm against Kanaya's throat when she murmurs- ]

u know
i think i kidna like ur clothes more
u should take them off so i can try them on
or something

I
Suppose That It Could Not Hurt To Allow You To Try It On

[Kanaya shudders a bit as Roxy drags her hand across her, feeling her breath against her skin. After a moment of hesitation, her hand goes up to the straps tying her dress up around her neck and back, and undoes both of them.

Roxy would probably look better in black anyway, right?]

[ Oh please! Roxy knows she would look good in anything! Grins and sits up to pull off the dress Kanaya so gracious lent her- oh. It's stuck over her head. You were supposed to take the pink sash off first Roxy, goddamnit. This is the opposite of sexy right now. ]

shit

Um
Are You
Alright

[Kanaya stares for a moment, then takes the liberty of undoing the sash for Roxy. If she struggles with it much longer she's liable to break it after all.]

[ Shit, Roxy that was not your most graceful of moments. Thankfully, Kanaya was kind enough to help the other girl out of her dress prison, to which Roxy thanked her by plunging forward and laying a big old smooch right on the trolls lips. ]

HAVE A BLAST!

Baaaaccckkkk

hope you had fun!!

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