bakerstreet | And they're STILL THERE.

And they're STILL THERE.

SOMEONE'S SLEEPING IN YOUR BED THE MEME
And no, not in a good, sexy way, or at least not initially.

...basically what the title + subject says. Somebody's been sleeping in your bed! And they're still there. And possibly drooling all over your pillow and crap.

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- Reply to other characters and ICly start stealing pillows and hogging blankets which weren't yours at all to begin with.
- Shenanigans.

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[ Hey, who can blame Roxy! Kanaya's a good looking alien, and it's not like Roxy's never considered it. Anyway, the last troll she met tried to kill her. Mistake or not, you should be happy this squishy pink human didn't try to cull you on sight.

Little pout. ]

so what gives
ive been pretty friednly to every otehr troll i met
even the realy crazy oens
but taht was shit outta line even for ur sandards
*standards

I Honestly Cannot Say
But Our Race Is Generally A Violent One By Nature
So The Reasons Would Likely Be Beyond Your Understanding Anyway
Perhaps It Was Your Very Friendliness Which Triggered It
I Dont Know
This Is All Pretty Out Of Context

[Kanaya is happy enough to take the boon presented to her in the form of not being culled by some tipsy human broad, foxy though she may be. She decides to not press it too hard.]

i dunno if like cntext helps
but
wahts wrong with my friendliness
u dont like it?

[ Roxy, what are you leaning in even closer for?? ]

What

Oh
No
I Mean I Guess That I Have No Qualms With A Lack Of Hostility
But Others May Perceive It As Deceptive Maybe
Not That I Believe You Are Being Deceptive
But

Um

[Wait is she moving in closer? Oh god oh man oh jeez. Keep it cool, Maryam, this is probably just normal human behavior. Maybe she's nearsighted or something. Yep, perfectly natural and normal and not a romantic pass at all nope not at all.]

so waht do u think im doing?
u ben llokign at me kinda funny u know
got something u wanna ask me

I Do Not Know What You Are Doing
But
I Guess
If I Were Forced To Formulate A Guess On The Matter
I Would Say That
You Are Flirting With Me

[... Wait, when did she start leaning in, too?]

heh
a handsoem stranger shows up in ur bed
soudns like soething outta a bad romance novel

[ Since she was so kind to lean in closer, Roxy reaches out and tucks Kanaya's hair behind an ear, hand lingering against her cheek, trailing down the girl's neck, to her collarbone. ]

that kidna stuff never really happens
right?

Current Evidence Would Appear To Suggest Otherwise

[Kanaya leans her head against the hand, placing her own hand on Roxy's shoulder. This really does seem like something out of one of her shitty romance novels, which she decides not to admit to Roxy that she reads.]

[ Griiiiiiiiiin. Kanaya, you're making this so easy! Not like Roxy's gonna complain, tracing her hands around the color of Kanaya's top. ]

so u think im cute
liek
for an alien or whatever

[She purses her lips, tilting her head contemplatively. She raises her hand up to Roxy's head, brushing at the top of her bangs.]

Well
The Lack Of Horns Is Unfortunate
And The Hue Of Your Skin Is A Bit Strange
But I Suppose I Am Hardly One To Judge On The Latter

[ Hmp, that's not the answer Roxy was expecting. We would've accepted "definitely," or "maybe," or "other Ryan Reynolds film titles." Shit, is there a Troll!Ryan Reynolds? Does that mean "The Amityville Horror" was an acceptable answer Kanaya could've given? Focus. ]

yah is ur skin glowing
or is that weird jello stuff that got in my mouth startin to kick in

It Is Glowing
Though Now That You Mention The Possibility That You Are Not In Full Control Of Your Mental Fixtures
I Am Forced To Wonder If Your Behavior At The Moment Is Entirely Voluntary Or Not

[Kanaya seems to mull this over, not pulling away, but looking more hesitant now.]

yeah i bet
taking advantage of a hive intruder must be a real breach of troll morals

[ Fingers tighten around the front of Kanaya's shirt. Roxy ducks her head forward and buries her face against the other girl's neck, lips grazing along where it meets Kanaya's jaw. ]

Well
Not Really

[Kanaya's face brightens immediately as Roxy moves in, causing her to shudder and tighten her fingers on Roxy's shoulder.

Whatever protest she'd been trying to justify a moment ago is pretty damn well forgotten now.]

[ Good call! Hand slides down the front of Kanaya's outfit, just feeling the fabric, never mind there's a chest and waist under there. Nah, this is nothing like that, Roxy's just being friendly. Voice warm against Kanaya's throat when she murmurs- ]

u know
i think i kidna like ur clothes more
u should take them off so i can try them on
or something

I
Suppose That It Could Not Hurt To Allow You To Try It On

[Kanaya shudders a bit as Roxy drags her hand across her, feeling her breath against her skin. After a moment of hesitation, her hand goes up to the straps tying her dress up around her neck and back, and undoes both of them.

Roxy would probably look better in black anyway, right?]

[ Oh please! Roxy knows she would look good in anything! Grins and sits up to pull off the dress Kanaya so gracious lent her- oh. It's stuck over her head. You were supposed to take the pink sash off first Roxy, goddamnit. This is the opposite of sexy right now. ]

shit

Um
Are You
Alright

[Kanaya stares for a moment, then takes the liberty of undoing the sash for Roxy. If she struggles with it much longer she's liable to break it after all.]

[ Shit, Roxy that was not your most graceful of moments. Thankfully, Kanaya was kind enough to help the other girl out of her dress prison, to which Roxy thanked her by plunging forward and laying a big old smooch right on the trolls lips. ]

[Kanaya is just about to continue removing her own dress when she's tackled by the somewhat intoxicated human, their lips making sudden but enjoyable contact. Her face glows bright and hot, and she reflexively she puts her arms around Roxy's neck. This close, she can smell the residual scent of the sopor slime on Roxy, the smell of alcohol, the scent of her hair, skin, blood, all mixing together to work against her ability to focus on anything else.]

[ Tackle is definitely a good way to put it. Practically pinned the alien girl beneath her, because even if she's drunk she's still pretty strong, like getting hit by a very intoxicated brick wall. Breaks off the sloppy kiss to beam down at Kanaya, propping herself over her by one elbow in hopefully a pose that makes her look cool and nonchalant (it doesn't.) ]

wow
u sure know how to maek an alien girl feel welcome

Yes
Well
For A First Attempt It Appears To Be Going Surprisingly Well
I Think

[Kanaya's mind reels a bit, and she's a bit surprised how strong Roxy is considering her frame. Not that she has any particular reason right now to push her off.]

[ Laughs even if that wasn't a joke, leaning down to nuzzle her face against the side of Kanaya's neck again. ]

yah thanks for not trying to fucking cull me and shit
ur a real pal

[ Voice sounds sleepy on top of its slur, and Roxy seems to be settling down, as if Kanaya is a very soft, very squishy bed she can lie to rest on. She's a lot more comfortable than the recopperacoon, that's for sure. ]

How Comforting To Know That In The Rare Circumstance That I Am Ever A Host
That I Am An Excellent One

[Kanaya awkwardly puts her hand on the back of Roxy's head, and lets the other rest across her back. This has the unfortunate effect of highlighting the fact that Roxy's removed her dress, and Kanaya has to exert quite a bit of effort to ignore it.]

[ Hey, at least she's wearing underwear! Little yawn, snuggles in close, as if to remind you of that state of undress. ]

ur comfy too

[ Roxy this was going to be a sexytime prompt!! Don't fall asleep. ]

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