what's your number?

[semimeme]

 

what's your #?

a meme about what it says on the tin.

1. post with your character, canon, prefs if you like
2. include in your comment the number of individual sexual partners your character has had (feel free to headcanon it up; zeroes are valid)

3. comment to others. be surprised, scandalised, delighted, etc.

Comments

[dragon_blossom]

[ And an absurd number for a girl Umi's age. ]

Zero is quite normal as well. I suppose some people might have thought they found the right person though, correct?

[chchchchie]

[It probably would floor Chie for sure... but then two is still a high number in Chie's book.]

... Multiple right people?

[dragon_blossom]

Sometimes, it is just youthful passion. For others... perhaps it truly is more than one 'right person'.

[chchchchie]

So what was the case with you? Youthful passion or more than one right person?

[Or... was that too personal a question?]

[dragon_blossom]

It uh... mm.

[ Umi finally blushes and has to clear her throat. Making it personal gets to her more or less immediately. ]

I would call it youthful passion. And... well, lust is a perfectly normal human failing too, right?!

[chchchchie]

Aw jeez...

[She's realizing she definitely pried into personal things here but... lust? Really?]

Girl, you should be more careful with that kind of thing!

[At least she clearly wasn't knocked up? Or... maybe she had been? Would that be another one of those questions that she shouldn't ask?]

[dragon_blossom]

[ This is the difference between the wealthy and the rest of the world.

...they get up to shit with far fewer worries. ]

S-says you. I'm always very cautious about these sorts of things!

[ Also it was girls. ]

[chchchchie]

[Yeeaaaah... Chie was definitely on the lower half of middle class.]

Look, I'm sorry. That was probably over the line, and I did ask.

[Man... does she just... attract all the lesbians or something? Is it because she's a tomboy? Granted, she doesn't actually know Umi's preference in partners, so such thoughts aren't actually going to come to mind.]

I've just... never even kissed a guy, you know?

[dragon_blossom]

[ Chie just seems to be catnip for long-haired beauties. ]

It's fine to have a, uh, healthy concern.

[ Just don't gotta make it sound like Umi doesn't know. ]

...you know, I haven't either. [ ...well she's not entirely into women but... ]

[chchchchie]

You never even kissed the guys you were with?! Damn! That's cold!

[Yeah, she's just kind of assuming here but you know... bisexuals and lesbians are not exactly a large demographic she's used to talking to?]

[dragon_blossom]

Kissed... guys...

[ It actually takes her a moment to math it out. ]

Oh! Oh, no, they were both girls, that's all. ...and the crushes I've had that I didn't go far enough to get a number with, but kissed. And...

None of the guys I've been interested in.

1/3

[chchchchie]

Huh?

[Did she just say...]

2/3

[chchchchie]

Oh... OH! Right! R-Right... Um...

[Well this is awkward... NOT THAT SHE'S JUDGING!!]

THAT'S TOTALLY FINE! If you like girls, that's totally cool! Girls are great! Many of my best friends are girls! I'm a girl!

[What the hell was she even saying now? This sounded like the kind of speech a racist would give to explain they're not racist? Was she homophobic? She's pretty sure she's not?]

3/3

[chchchchie]

Okay... this is awkward, I'm sorry. I just made a stupid assumption and feel like a jerk. Will you forgive me?

[dragon_blossom]

[ Not homophobic. Definitely... not exposed to a particular variety sexuality in her life. Umi just snorts a laugh at the sudden panic. ]

Oooh, that's fine, I know how it is.

[ Maybe slightly better if Chie didn't assume, but /looks at society. ]

You apologized right away, so I forgive you.

[chchchchie]

Well... thanks. I know it's not much but maybe I can treat you to a beefbowl or something sometime?

[She? She's a good pal. She'll even go on a not-date with her lesbian/bi friends.]

[dragon_blossom]

W-wow, how generous.

[ ...Umi feels like she should pay because reasons, but she won't turn down Chie's attempt at an apology either. ]

Or you could even try out kissing a girl sometime.

[ WINK. ]

[chchchchie]

Whoahohoho! Back it up girl! Just because I'm treating you to lunch doesn't mean this is a date that you can be expecting a kiss at the end of!

[She hasn't even kissed any guys yet, she doesn't exactly want her first kiss to be an incredibly awkward one where she's questioning her sexuality.]

You'd have to be buying me dinner, and it would have to be filet mignon bare minimum!

[... NOT THAT SHE IS GOING TO BE KISSING ANYONE ANYTIME SOON! OKAY?!]

[dragon_blossom]

[ That gets another laugh out of Umi. The first part does. Is that not how first kisses are supposed to go? ]

I'm just teasing you know.

...but I could manage that kind of date, too.

[ It'd probably eat up allowance like crazy, but she could do it. ]

[chchchchie]

Err...

[Uh oh... Chie's ultimate kryptonite! Keep it together Chie! Don't give up your principles or your first time just for the most tender amazing steak!]

I don't suppose you'd settle for something else from me? Like... a hug? Or a really friendly handshake?

[Gaawd she felt terrible for teasing all these cute lesbians who wanted to get with her.]

Ugh... a part of me is tempted to just say if you want to buy me a 12oz cut, I'll let you play with me like a bongo drum. Then the other part of me is screaming "STOP THAT YOU IDIOT!"

You have no idea how much of a steak fiend I am.

[dragon_blossom]

[ Umi's thought of 'play like a bongo' involves Chie's butt cheeks so maybe Umi needs to keep that one to herself. ...and it makes her wonder how nice Chie's ass is. ]

I wouldn't wanna pressure you, it's fine. We'd be better off getting that beefbowl and seeing how we get along from there.

[ Poor lesbians. ]

[chchchchie]

Ehehe... sorry. I sort of lose my head when prime cuts of meat are involved.

[Umi wasn't too far off the mark, although Chie was more talking about the upper portion of her anatomy.]

The only problem is I don't know of any beefbowl places around here. My go to back home is Aiya's, but somehow I think even her seemingly magical delivery would have a hard time reaching here.

[dragon_blossom]

Apparently. You're quite... passionate. About meat.

[ Chie's chest is probably lovely too, now that she doesn't actually mention it. ]

I wouldn't want you to let me do anything you don't like just for a few ounces of wagyu, though. That's getting dangerously close to prostitution.

[ Among other things. ]

We could just hang out for now though?

[chchchchie]

WH-WHOA! Don't get the wrong idea! It's just...

[Just what? That was literally what Chie was suggesting, even if she'd meant it mostly as a joke?]

Uuuugh, I swear I'm such an idiot sometimes!

[dragon_blossom]

You're very cute, you know.

[ And adorably sexually confused. ]

So it's easy to... to think that way, when you say these things. To get this little voice that I should try to take you up on that offer. ...just don't get too worked up over misspeaking either, though.