what's your number?

[semimeme]

 

what's your #?

a meme about what it says on the tin.

1. post with your character, canon, prefs if you like
2. include in your comment the number of individual sexual partners your character has had (feel free to headcanon it up; zeroes are valid)

3. comment to others. be surprised, scandalised, delighted, etc.

Comments

[dragon_blossom]

Okay, well, yeah, now that we're talking about it... now that we're... talking about it, it's kind of appealing, sure. Coming from you, especially.

[ And if like, Hikaru or Fuu wanted to eat her, not they seemed like the type nearly as much. That's not something you can just offer to your friends either. ]

Wait wait, really? I mean, do you have a butcher shop and a kitchen there you can fire up too?

[ Now it's sounding more and more likely to actually work... ]

If we've come this far without bailing on the topic we should try it.

[chchchchie]

I'm... kind of flattered, but also a little disturbed.

[And possibly a little turned on, which worries her to no end.]

I mean... it probably DOES!?

[Especially if there was a portion of the shadow world that was shaped after her consciousness.]

Only it would probably be a bit more industrial scale, filled with monsters, and be slightly terrifying. I... might be able to make a deal with someone to make it work but...

[THIS IS SO CRAZY!]

You do remember all my earlier objections right!? Most of those still haven't been alleviated, and it would take a lot of work! I don't mind discussing it, but actually doing it!? Do you have any idea how many things could go wrong?! Not to mention even if I can bring you back, I'd still have murdered you!

I really think we should probably just put this on the back burner, maybe as like... a special occasion thing if you're that interested.

[dragon_blossom]

Right. Right right.

[ They should probably do a lot more planning and normal things first. ]

Especially if we're gonna have to fight or dodge monsters.

[ That's a pain. ]

So we'll just set this aside, yeah. For now. ...and see where things go.

[chchchchie]

For what it's worth? I did just ask the custodian of that world if she was cool with it?

[It's going probably about as well as you'd expect.]

You never know... if she's down with it, we might not have to worry about the monsters?

[Because you know... asking a goddess you beat up once to help you with the freakiest kinks in existence is totally the responsible thing to do... right?]

[dragon_blossom]

Oh. ...well. We'll, uh, see how... a goddess feels about this.

...we're gonna so get cursed.

[ Umi is willing to fight gods but still. ]

[chchchchie]

Well... I've beaten her once before, so if push comes to shove and she wants to unleash an unholy... or holy? Some sort of curse on us, we can totally take the fight to her!

[Granted, she had at least three other people backing her up the last time... plus a god... but hey, semantics right?]

[dragon_blossom]

We're fine then.

[ Umi has fought... well, some pretty powerful dudes? ]