Hit send. Feel regret.

[justformemes]

the phone sex +
sexting meme

what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

Comments

Peter Parker | MCU

[arachnobrat]

[Open to mistexts, cast, and crosscanon. Aged up to 18 for shipping. Haven't seen IW, but spoilers should be warned for. ]

[distractly]

A night without briefings makes a girl awfully bored.

( and with that there's a photo coming through, from yours truly. )

Jessica Jones | Netflix Marvel | M/F

[assholic]

[Open to mistexts, cast, and crosscanon. (No Kilgraves)]

[arachnobat]

Jessica
Jess
Jess

[ and thirty seconds later ]

Jessica

ariel ♆ tlm (modern au) ♆ ota

[shorething]

( open to everything and everyone. )

[bookshops]

Adventure. We should have one.

Thor | MCU | ota

[onlyawarrior]

[ seen IW, please mark for spoilers! ]

[cap_rogers0704]

I really do like the haircut, just so you know.

Scott Summers (Cyclops) | X-men cinematic universe | OTA

[amiexpelled]

[He's 17, can be aged up to +18 if needed.]

[greyate]

You should wear tank tops more often.

Loki | MCU | ota

[reliablelies]

[ seen IW, please mark for spoilers! ]

Hela | Thor: Ragnarok | ota

[helapowerful]

Iseul Song | Old World of Darkness (Corax) | M/M

[crepo]

[ooc: Wide open to assumed cr, misfires, comedy, or serious sexting.]

ronan lynch | the raven cycle

[inktivism]

clark kent | superman | dc

[worldisready]

( misfires encouraged. )

can be a misfire, up to you!

[distractly]

This bath is awfully spacious. It's almost a waste.

( a photo comes through a moment later; apparently the champagne left from the ceremony was extra bubbly. )

asano keigo | BLEACH | ota

[loudmouths]

Steve Rogers - Marvel Cinematic Universe | OTA

[noblecaptain]

[infinity war compliant, good with assumed cr, serious, or an oops misfire]

post IW maybe

[asgardsthunder]

Where do you keep disappearing to in the middle of the night?

Sir Thomas Sharpe - Crimson Peak

[troubledman]

[can be electronical or a note given to him by mistake, letter addressed wrongly due to the time period he is from, can also mystically throw him into the future, good with assumed cr, serious, or an oops misfire]

bryce wayne (r63/earth-11) | dc comics

[nocturnae]

[ ota! misfires welcome! can also be original bruce at batsuits, just lmk ]

surely we don't have enough things...?

[thecanarylives]

Waking up without you isn't half as much fun.

Fiona | Tales from the Borderlands

[prettyhatlady]

[Misfires preferred (and will be met with mockery), but women of drinking age might get something serious out of her.]

Misfire?

[10milliondollars]

Hey, that thing we did last night? Totally awesome. Up for another round tonight?

Isabelle Lightwood | Shadowhunters

[izzybelle]

[ Missfires, cross-canon and assumed cr all fine. ]

Natasha Romanoff | MCU | ota

[littlelies]

[evreica]

I'm wearing that lingerie you bought me.

Ben Solo [AU] | Star Wars

[middleoftheforce]

Lysistrate | Lysistrate

[disbanderofarmies]

[ Misfires and assumed cr totally fine.

No pictures please. ]

Grantaire | Les Misérables

[loveandliberty]

[ He has the sex appeal of a potato so misfires more than welcome.

No pictures please. ]

[deblayer]

I just read an article that said one in three people lack a pharyngeal reflex, and that hypersensitivity can be unlearned with practice.

JC Denton | Deus Ex | ota

[isaugmented]

[suuuuuuure.

misfires especially welcome. please. do it. no underage, incest, or bathroom stuff.]

Ghanima Atreides | Children of Dune

[ghani]

[ To any serious attempts all there really is to say is good luck.

No pictures please, misfires super welcome. ]

[fearandpanic]

Highness, planting female underthings in my room to make me look like a pervert isn't going to work. You're just wasting underthings.

Wrench | WATCH_DOGS 2 | ota

[wrenchinald]

[no underage or bathroom stuff. misfires rad. kinklist is here.]

Sombra | Overwatch | F/F

[6861636b73]

[Probably just sent your character a nude of themself, either real or an extremely convincing fake, just to see what happens.]

o boy

[infrad]

Qu’est-ce que c’est?

Feeling lonely, Olivia?

Rhys the Company Man | Borderlands | M/M preferred

[10milliondollars]

(Please ruin his life. Or don't. Relevant info can be found here.)