Hit send. Feel regret.

[justformemes]

the phone sex +
sexting meme

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[nocturnae]

I'll have you know I don't exactly wake up everyone with my mouth between their legs.

[thecanarylives]

Hope not.

'Cause I'm starting to re-think that whole sharing thing.

[nocturnae]

A little forward, Miss Lance. You don't like other people enjoying what I have to offer?

[thecanarylives]

You like when I'm forward.

Maybe I'd just rather enjoy what you have to offer than let someone else have all the fun.

[nocturnae]

I do.

Makes you unhappy to think about all the other girls I eat out as well as I eat out you, huh? The ones whose nipples I suck until they scream? Or maybe, the men?

[thecanarylives]

Do the others make you come as hard as you do with me?

Do they make you squirm and shake with their tongue like I do?

[nocturnae]

Don't you know how rude it is to answer a question with a question?

So, I'll answer -- no. Not quite like you do.

[thecanarylives]

Never claimed to be polite, Ms. Wayne.

Good. You’re fucking gorgeous when you come.

[nocturnae]

That's a terrible excuse.

I bet you say that to all the girls who sit on your face for a few hours.

[thecanarylives]

You should know I’m not exactly the apologetic type, either.

It’s cute that you think there’s anyone else on this planet with the amount of stamina you have.

[nocturnae]

Oh, I'm getting that.

I'm sure there's a few people who beat me out in that respect. Possibly no one you're sleeping with.

[thecanarylives]

Don't sell yourself short. Coming from a girl who's slept with a Kryptonian? You can hold your ground just fine.

[nocturnae]

When did you sleep with a Kryptonian?

[thecanarylives]

Last week-ish.

[nocturnae]

Oh.

I thought you didn't want to share. Is that not a two-way street, if I agree to it?

[thecanarylives]

No, it’s... I mean, it can be. If you want...

Really?

[nocturnae]

I'm considering it.

[thecanarylives]

You... want to date me?

[nocturnae]

It wouldn't be the worst thing in the world. You're interested and I can't say I'm not... attached.

We could try, maybe.

[thecanarylives]

I...

I'm gonna warn you? I'm wildly out of practice.

[nocturnae]

Likewise. We'll figure it out together.

[thecanarylives]

Okay.

Yeah. Let’s do it.