Hit send. Feel regret.

[justformemes]

the phone sex +
sexting meme

what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

Comments

Misfire?

[10milliondollars]

Hey, that thing we did last night? Totally awesome. Up for another round tonight?

Poor boy, poor poor boy

[prettyhatlady]

Oh, definitely. I can't wait to go do all that again.

[She assumes he's being sarcastic and is being sarcastic in kind, because who wouldn't want to get shot at by psychos and crapped on by rakks again?]

He deserves it, lbr

[10milliondollars]

Ouch, bro...Even in text, that sarcasm's harsh!

[It's only after he's sent the reply that he realizes he's texted the wrong person. The follow-up text comes almost immediately after.]

Wow, okay, sorry, absolutely did not mean to text you. You're like, the last person I'd ever text. Ever.

Not even gonna argue with that

[prettyhatlady]

Uh.

Okay, first off? Don't be a dick.

Second, did you mistake me for Vaughn? What did you two do last night?

[10milliondollars]

You're always a dick, why can't I be one?

Better yet, why can't you be nice like Sasha?

And no, I guess my finger just slipped. It's none of your business what we did.

[Not that he uses his finger to do any sort of selecting with his unique interface.]

[prettyhatlady]

You're just... so bad at it. Stick to what you were made to be, charmingly pathetic, not dickish.

Wow Rhys. Dragging my sister into this. That's low. And kinda hilarious since she's way worse than I am when she gets really, truly pissed off.

Alright, so you're officially hiding something. If you're excited about it but don't want to brag about it, that means you don't want me in on the loop. That makes me think money is involved.

[10milliondollars]

At least Sasha's cute when she's angry, unlike a certain hat-wearing con artist I know...

And so what if it's about money?

Wait...You think I'm charming?

[prettyhatlady]

Remind me again, how many times has she put a gun in your face? I know it's a number higher than zero.

If it's about money, you know I'll want in, and you know I'll be pissed off you kept me out of the loop.

No, I think you're pathetic, but in a charming way. There's a difference. It's cute, like a bandit trying his hardest to count to three but never quite making it.

[10milliondollars]

And she's still cuter than you~

Maybe it's not about money. Maybe it's about a video game, and you're just paranoid.

The key word in all that, though, is "charming". Just admit it: you adore me~