Hit send. Feel regret.

[justformemes]

the phone sex +
sexting meme

what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

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[krasivyy]

Hey tiger.

[arachnobrat]

I'm torn on how I feel right now.

[krasivyy]

Would it be sexier if I just called you Spiderman?

[arachnobrat]

Ah. no. Well, yes. I mean, it's all sexy. That's the problem. I get one text from you and now I'm sitting in a coffee shop trying to hide something that just sprang up.

[krasivyy]

After just one text, Peter?

[arachnobrat]

Yep. Because then it got me thinking of the last text and that was just bound to cause a problem.

[krasivyy]

Are you doing homework?

[arachnobrat]

My brain is otherwise occupied, but that's what I HAD been doing.

[krasivyy]

Ah.
So you're thinking about the last time we saw each other? You know, when I blew you so hard you almost blacked out?

[arachnobrat]

[There's a pained sound, and Peter hunches over a bit more in his seat.]

Is this punishment for something?

[krasivyy]

Honestly, I didn't think you'd be in public.

[arachnobrat]

And yet I am. With a painful problem. And now I'm thinking of you and it's not going away.

[krasivyy]

I could come help.

[arachnobrat]

[Peter had a sudden flurry of images and scenarios float through his mind, bringing out another small whine and the thudding of his head down on the table. He texted back slowly.]

That might make it worse. Thinking about it has. You can't just throw a hot sexy woman at a guy with an overactive sex drive and just

not have him think about things.

[krasivyy]

Sorry?

[ nope, not even a little bit. ]

[arachnobrat]

[Was he going to do it? He was going to do it.]

You could prove that.

[krasivyy]

How would you like me to apologize?

[arachnobrat]

Orally would be nice. Or a more hands on apology.

[He sat up a little straighter, shoving his books and laptop in his back because no, he wasn't going to be able to study now.]

[krasivyy]

Sounds easy enough. You're at the cafe on 6th, right?

[arachnobrat]

[He paused as he was zipping up his bag.]

How did you know th

YOU'RE SPYING ON ME>?

[krasivyy]

You do know I'm a spy, right?

[arachnobrat]

But on ME. That's both terrifying and kinda hot.

[krasivyy]

I'm also kind of a fugitive right now.

[arachnobrat]

Are you trying to make me come in my pants right now?

[krasivyy]

I'd be disappointed if you did. I prefer my mouth or between my thighs.