who you ❤
- As usual, a name goes into the subject line.
- But it’s not your character’s name; it’s who they love. As friend, as family, or...more. Canonically or in memes.
- Cue to peanut gallery’s commentary.
 
 
08 June 2023 @ 08:39 am





the MATES FOR LIFE meme


The one conceit of this meme: humans (or human-expies, whatever beings they may be) mate for life. With this comes the typical trappings of "mating for life" - indescribable closeness, contentment around your "destined," and, of course, in your all-too-familiar worst case, jealousy and rage should the bond be threatened.

Oh, and there's also the little caveat that, should your mate die, you die as well. But that's not too much to swallow, is it? The whole thing is only a small conceit, you know.

HOW TO PLAY
  • Comment with your character and preferences.
  • Reply to others, using the RNG or not at your pleasure.
  • Thread.



PROMPTS
romanticism | You approach the potential of mating with a dreamy hope. It will be just like a romance novel!
distaste | Ugh, mating? You're going to put it off...or maybe even try not to do it at all.
imprint | That's them. That's the one. You both know it, and you can't keep away.
first | The first time you come together sets the bond in stone, not to mention sets the stage for the rest of your lives.
share | Some mates are able to communicate and share their secrets through a mental link; others have to do it the old fashioned way and just speak up.
calm | When one partner goes berserk, there's only one person in this world who can get them to settle down.
comfort | Merely being in the presence of your mate can turn your stormy day around.
heal | Scars, mental or physical, can be mended with the right love from a mate.
need | Your body is going through actual physical withdrawal due to being away from your one and only.
protect | Whether the threat be real or jealously perceived, you have to keep what's yours from harm.
obsessed | You're beyond jealous. You've taken it too far
mistake | Mating with them was not the right decision, but you can't take it back.
cheat | Despite your being mated, you've chosen to break a sacred trust and go outside the home.
death | There's not much will left to live in you after your mate has passed. Even if there was, it's not like you have much of a choice not to die.
old mated couple | You've lasted a long time. This may be your "happy ending."

 
 
08 June 2023 @ 08:42 am

RULES
• Leave a comment with your character's name and fandom.
RNG for a number between 1-10 to get your scenario. Mix and match!
• Have fun!
(REVAMPED!) SCENARIOS
01) FWB | Make out with your pal? No problem.

02) No Space Left | Every time you move, bodies come into contact.

03) Seventy Minutes | Make-outs and a locked closet. Victims of a prank? Door jammed?

04) Unrequited | One has a crush while the second party is oblivious.

05) Heatwave | It's all so hot. No really, you better strip!

06) Taken | One of you has a significant other, neither of you cares enough not to make-out.

07) Rigged | They cheated at the game to get you in here and you saw them do it!

08) Shots Shots Shots | One person is drunk.

09) Waterfall | Stop crying, you told them. Who enjoys wet kisses?

10) Get A Room | Your seven minutes are up but neither of you wants to stop. Relocate!
 
 
justformemes
08 June 2023 @ 10:59 am
The Sex Pollen Meme




This is a highly sexual and somewhat dangerous meme! Many if not all options are potentially triggering. Please use your best judgment before participating.

Options — POSSIBLE TRIGGERY SUBJECT MATTER. USE OWN DISCRETION. )
 
 
08 June 2023 @ 12:04 pm


dynamic duos!




Sometimes, you think that two characters would make a terrific gen team-up. That said, sometimes you can't puzzle out how to affix piece A to piece B. How can you make this work? Worry not, friends! We've got you covered and brought a whole spread of CR-building scenarios, from mundane to magnificent, to wrangle any disparate characters together.

examples:
Character X accidentally gives Character Y a black eye, broken nose, or split lip.
Character X mistakes Character Y for someone else until it is too late.
Character X shows up to a blind date... Who turns out to be Character Y.

how to play:
By now, we all know how the story goes. You, top-level commenters, toss your information and preferences up there, replying parties will dip into the generator, paste what they've got down here, and it's off to the races.


 
 
08 June 2023 @ 12:05 pm

accidental child acquisition meme

gif from The Clone Wars

For all your "whoops I guess I have a kid now?" needs. Did you always want to be a parent? Did you swear you'd never ever be a parent? Doesn't matter now.


Possible scenarios include, but are not limited to:



  • Left on your doorstep with a tearjerking note
  • Wandering around unsupervised
  • Entrusted to you by a friend/stranger/enemy
  • Has apparently adopted YOU
  • Product of your past indiscretions
  • Product of your PARENTS' past indiscretions
  • Summoned from another dimension
  • Rescued from a mad scientist's lab

The kid in question can be whatever character tags yours, or you can enlist that character to help you wrangle your new NPC rugrat. Suit yourselves. Have fun!





 
 
❛Maria Magdalena❜
08 June 2023 @ 12:07 pm


WHAT IS LOVE?

baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more


Aaaah, that great philosophical debate.


I. Give us the basics, but also, no blank comments.
II. On the contrary, in the comment itself, characters must articulate what love (platonic, familial, romantic, universal, as a concept) means to them. To them personally. Eloquently or poorly, they have to use their words.
III. Repliers will shake their heads in simultaneous pity and judgment discuss one of life's fundamental experiences with the original responder!
 
 
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08 June 2023 @ 12:50 pm

Painting of  warrior and wizard looking out over a wilderness




  1. Abandoned ruins: These ruins are strange and eldritch, relics of bygone days of glory... or perhaps evil. What will you find there?

  2. Wizard's curse: Oopsie daisy. Someone got a wizard mad. Now you're cursed in some strange way and have to figure out how to live with it or break it.

  3. Lost in the wilds: Turns out that person who thought they knew how to find the polestar was following a firefly. Now what?

  4. Quest for the Artifact: You're out here looking for some kind of magical item. Ring? Chalice? Rat tail? Whatever. It's just important that you find it, for reasons.

  5. CLERIC! Someone's hurt! Is there a cleric in the house?! A potion? Anything?

  6. The Tavern: It's time to eat, drink, and be merry! Or time to occupy the shadowy table in the corner. Or fight over who has dibs to the shadowy table in the corner.

  7. Quest Board: You've run into someone at the town's Big Board o' Odd Fantasy Jobs to do! Take up something together, maybe? Or just commentate on the jobs on offer?

  8. Werewolf! There, wolf! looks like you're getting a monster encounter whether you wanted one or not.

  9. Your pentagram was crooked: Either a demon was summoned, or it WASN'T summoned and something else turned up instead. Whether it was your fault or not, you've gotta deal with it.

  10. Having a ball: Kick up your heels, maybe kick them off. Adventure time is over, now it's time to get FANCY.

  11. DRAGON. there's a dragon. all the details are up to you.

  12. Freestyle!
 
 
At Your Service
08 June 2023 @ 01:45 pm
CONSENSUAL VOYEURISM


You don't know that I know / You watch me every night / And I just can't resist the urge / To stand here in the light


What goes on between the walls of whatever little abode you call your own should stay there, in theory. In practice? Well, you've gained a secret (or not so secret) admirer, someone who watches you in your own safe spot, during your most intimate and private moments...when you're the most vulnerable. It could be anyone: somebody you know, a friend, an enemy or a complete stranger.

Most people would rightfully flip the fuck out, and understandably so, but not you. There's something incredibly appealing - and arousing - about watching them watch you. Maybe it's because you're attracted to them, you never thought they'd think of you this way, or you just feel a little naughty. So, at any rate, you'll let them watch you, and perhaps even add some more action to your daily routine just to tease them and see how they respond.

You could, of course, easily close the curtains, but this is too much fun. Besides, it's not like this will go any further than some cheeky peeking...

...right?

  • Comment with your character, preferences, desired role, etc.
  • Do both characters know that the one being watched knows their being watched? Will this lead to anything beyond a sneak peek? It's all up to you!
  • Reply to others.
  • Thread.
  • This meme is inspired by the song "I Get Off" by Halestorm, if you need some mood music.
 
 
08 June 2023 @ 01:47 pm

comfort after nightmares

we all have bad dreams, sometimes. luckily, you have someone there when you wake up to help you calm down.

Rules
  1. Toplevel with your character's name/series, and if you have a preference for whether they're the comforter or the one having the nightmares.
  2. Reply to people.
  3. Make the fluff.
  4. ???
  5. Profit.
 
 
 
Memes that Aren't Convoluted
08 June 2023 @ 02:40 pm


WHAT'S IN YOUR BAG MEME



What someone chooses to carry with them every day can say a lot about them. What can't they live without? What's the most surprising thing they carry? What’s the story behind the stickers they have on their laptop? Why do they keep using an older model iPhone instead of upgrading?

For whatever reason, the contents of your character's purse, wallet, backpack, or knapsack are on display for everyone to see.


🎒 HOW TO PLAY
1. Comment with your character and list the items that are in their bag within the top-level.

2. Comment to others. Get nosy. Snoop around. Ask questions about that baseball card from the 2003 World Series that they still carry around, or why they have so many expired condoms.

3. Be honest when other characters ask about the vulnerable things you keep on your person, or lie to save face.
 
 
08 June 2023 @ 02:52 pm
ROMANTIC CONFESSIONS



↝ Comment with your character/prefs.
↝ Other characters are forced to admit their sappy thoughts and confessions about yours. No matter the situation, no matter the relationship, no matter how long they've known each other. Even if they've literally never met.
↝ Be cute. Be stupid.
 
 
08 June 2023 @ 05:14 pm
THE SMUTTY ANON DARE MEME




♉ You know the drill. Post your characters, any preferences on gender, age, and anything else relevant. A kink list is highly recommend.

♍ Look for others to anonymously dare to perform a kink and tell them who to perform it with! This can be as general or specific as you please!

♓ Play those puppies out, and make sure to do your own dares!

♒ Keep in mind that no one is obligated to carry out any kink requests or play out any threads! If someone says no or doesn't reply, please respect their wishes!

 
 
08 June 2023 @ 06:26 pm
I TAKE REQUESTS
' I take requests,' reads the jaunty little pin attached to your lapel. And so you do!

- Comment with your character + prefs + limits.
- Others call in with requests they have for your characters to do! Do with them, do for them, do to them, the beat goes on, gen and romantic and smutty and violent.
- Don't leave the audience hanging!
 
 
08 June 2023 @ 06:48 pm

guess my kink.

don't look now, but somebody slapped a button on you that reads "GUESS MY KINK." good thing Bakerstreet never backs down from any clashes of wits...and a chance to humiliate and be horny at the same time.

how do you do?
- comment with your info + prefs.
- replies will try to "match the kink to the face;" aka, they'll try and guess your character's kink/fetish.
- absolute madness reigns from here on out.
- this meme cannot be held liable for any fuckery, of the highest degree or otherwise.
 
 
08 June 2023 @ 08:19 pm






skinship.


skinship (noun)

1. (particularly Japan, South Korea) Bonding through physical (touch, skin-to-skin) contact; particularly between family members, relatives and loved ones.
2. Spending time together naked for social bonding.


No rules say you have to be doing the deed just to be naked with someone. Sometimes, there's a practical reason. Other times, you want to be in your birthday suit.

...or, realistically, you ended up nude together on accident. But hey, there's no way this experience won't bring you closer!

how to play
- you're naked.
- they're naked.
- don't make it weird, though!

 
 
memehound
08 June 2023 @ 09:09 pm
THE (summer) FIGHT MEME



What else needs to be said? Release your inner warrior and partake in some epic (or hilariously bad) battles! Do you use a sword? Are you a martial arts master? Are you a wizard? Can you even fight?

It doesn't matter if you're just having a friendly spar or deciding the fate of the universe. You're suddenly filled with the urge to fight the next person you meet. Cut loose and show off your skills!

RULES

◘ Post with your character! List your fighting preferences if you'd like (Sparring, Death Battles, Anything Goes, etc.)
◘ Reply to someone else
◘ ROUND 1...
◘ ... FIGHT!

Here are some prompts to pick from (or RNG from):

Prompts. )