Are you lost, little boy?

[postingmemes]

accidental child acquisition meme

For all your "whoops I guess I have a kid now?" needs. Did you always want to be a parent? Did you swear you'd never ever be a parent? Doesn't matter now.

Possible scenarios include, but are not limited to:

• Left on your doorstep with a tearjerking note
  
• Wandering around unsupervised
  
• Entrusted to you by a friend/stranger/enemy
  
• Has apparently adopted YOU
  
• Product of your past indiscretions
  
• Product of your PARENTS' past indiscretions
  
• Summoned from another dimension
  
• Rescued from a mad scientist's lab
  

The kid in question can be whatever character tags yours, or you can enlist that character to help you wrangle your new NPC rugrat. Suit yourselves. Have fun!

Comments

Iggy Koopa | Mario Brothers | ota

[bahahahaha]

[ It's him. He's the child.

Aren't you lucky? :) ]

wei wuxian | mdzs / the untamed.

[dead_melody]

[ don't worry, he's done this before. ]

Ciri | The Witcher

[anewtruth]

[Oops, here's your Child Surprise, I guess~]

Maedhros | the silmarillion | ota

[holdshisown]

[Don't worry, he's not as bad a kidnapper as one might expect.]

Kira Darvis | DnD Movie | voicetesting

[invisibug]

[Another kid for the taking. She's SUPER used to the ~found family~ concept. Any canonmates plz apply!!]

Kurogiri | My Hero Academia | ota

[capillatus]

[He's great with kids! Especially if they want to be raised in the League of Villains (and who doesn't?). Open to cross-canon, AUs of all kinds.]

[bahahahaha]

[ League of Villians, you say....... ]

[capillatus]

[Ha ha, yes! That works out well. Let me know if you have a particular scenario in mind.]

Grand Admiral Thrawn | Star Wars | OTA

[admiralchiss]

[Best dad ever]

dick grayson | dc | ota

[riskfalling]

[ what goes around comes around! ]

Sigyn | The Bifrost Incident | OTA

[aworldanew]

[[Raising a child in the middle of leading an underground revolution (and possibly while in mourning)? What could possibly go wrong? "Entrusted to you by a friend", "rescued from some terrible thing the Asgardians were doing", "has adopted you", or possibly "summoned from another dimension" seem most likely, but I'm up for discussion.]]

Jamie Moriarty | Elementary | OTA

[superiormind]

[[Canonically she has a kid, so some AU where they (or a stand-in for that kid) come back to her because of a problem in their family is one option. Or her deciding to adopt a protege. Really, no matter what, that poor kid, unless another parent can balance her out.]]

Caleb Hall | original | ota

[needsnoexcuses]

[[Up for most of these options, but also, "a ghost's last request was to make sure the kid was taken care of" is an easy option for him. Info + preferences.]]

elia martell | asoiaf | ota

[veryfond]

[ she will adopt EVERYONE. or perhaps her kids will adopt another adult to be her co-parent! ]

Eskel || The Witcher (any) || OTA

[wolfdogwitcher]

{{Not father material but he makes a fantastic uncle. Not that Destiny has ever cared that he would prefer to remain unencumbered by a child, and the Law of Surprise is incredibly powerful magic.}}