Sex Pollen

[justformemes]

The Sex Pollen Meme

This is a highly sexual and somewhat dangerous meme! Many if not all options are potentially triggering. Please use your best judgment before participating.

1. Comment with your character, putting their name, canon, and any prefs (e.g. women only, not #4, AU, aged up, etc.) in the subject line and/or comment.
2. When other characters tag in, they'll use this handy RNG (1-9) to pick an option from the list below.
3. Have fun, sex peeps up, ???, profit.

Options:

1. The Slutty One: When you're sprayed with this pollen, all you wanna do is bang. All inhibitions go out the window—if you don't get some orgasms pumping out, your whole world is gonna end. Seduction, debasement, that's what this option's all about. Do whatever it takes to get that sweet, sweet satisfaction.

2. The Violent One: This pollen makes you wanna bang, sure, but it also makes you pissed as fuck. Everything's painted in red—the anger's overwhelming. Whoever you see next? That's who's taking the full force of your assault. You don't know if you wanna punch 'em or kiss 'em, but something's gonna happen.

3. The Soulmate One: There's only one person the pollen is driving you to find, driving you to romance, driving you to be with — biblically. And maybe it's not someone you want to be this attracted to, but your mind/body/spirit—everything's saying yes. Even if your sensibility alone says no. Time to hunt out your soulmate and convince them this is destiny.

4. The Touch-based One: This pollen works a tad differently from the others. Instead of dousing an individual and making them need, it waits until they've touched someone. It could be the slightest brush of fingertips, it could be a kiss from an already willing lover. Whatever it is, the pollen's activated, and there's no going back. Every touch feels a little bit better than the last.

5. The Possessive One: This sex pollen is the lovechild of options 2 and 3 — a pollen that makes you crazy about that one particular person. You've gotta have them, protect them, own the moment. There's no one you'd rather be 'sharing' this with, and no one they're allowed to. Jealousy and need taken to the highest level.

6. The Snuggly One: The lightest of all the sex pollens, this variety just asks for some good, snuggly fun. Not necessarily vanilla, but definitely kinder. A hug can be just as good as a handjob if it's from the right person. Kinda.

7. The Hallucinogenic One: Whooooa, man. This is a trip. Nothing's looking quite right, the sky is purple, the ground is pitch black, and the person in front of you looks like your latest wet dream. This pollen clogs the mind and leaves its victim feeling high and confused. What a predicament.

8. The Animalistic One: Speaking of dulled down thought processes—this pollen has removed all of them. Nary a one remains, because now you're pure animal, living in the moment, looking for a mate. Your ability to speak in more than hisses and growls and monosyllabic conversation's been compromised. Let's hope it passes.

9. Wild Card: Mixup, mashup, do whatever you like.

Comments

Toki Wartooth | Metalocalypse | ota 18+

[dethangel]

[all options good. sex pollen, drugs, magic, weird prophecy shit, noise, however we can make it work. kinklist here!]

kaveh | genshin impact

[blueprinter]

Vash | trigun stampede

[droughty]

Midoriya Izuku | My Hero Academia

[fullgauntlet]

[m/m]

Maedhros | the silmarillion | ota

[holdshisown]

Rude | FF7 | OTA 18+

[not_actually_a_bad_guy]

Hei | Darker Than Black | M/F

[legitlessgrump]

Naoki Kashima/Demi-Fiend | SMT Nocturne | M/F

[heavensmostwanted]

One | Drakengard 3 | OTA

[theonewhofailed]

matt jamison | sex mage oc | ota

[semicharmed]

[ I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT THE SEX POLLEN MEME, IT'S A SIGN.

I think sexy pollen can be a great way to get to meet someone, honestly. Tonally, I'm looking at 1, 2, 5, 7, 8 more than the others. Potential setups:

Oops, it was Matt's fault, spell gone wrong. SORRY.

It's an alien planet (Matt's there from Generic Starfleet or an intergalactic cruise ship, most likely) or an enchanted forest. Oops, sex pollen abounds.

Some version of aliens made them do it. It's a very unethical experiment, or a reality TV show that the characters may or may not be in on.

Character info here, PSL/meme noodling here. ]

lumine // genshin impact

[princesstraveler]

Re: lumine // genshin impact

[legitlessgrump]

[ooc: would you be okay with an ex-assassin?]

soundwave | transformers idw | ota

[peacewithouttyranny]

[comes in mech or human]

selene | succubus oc | ota

[sikeiatry]

[ a walking, talking aphrodisiac. ]

Lex Adams | Original | M/F

[nativized]

Elda Marker | Karin (Chibi Vampire) | OTA

[matchbreaker]

Rezo the Red Priest | Slayers | OTA

[redprayer]

[[ooc: Kinklist here.]]

Lauda Neill | Gundam: Witch from Mercury

[hairtwirler]

[ m/m or m/f. not interested in 6, but ota otherwise. ]

The Darkling | Shadow & Bone

[darkgrisha]

[No on 7. Open to others.]

alina starkov . shadow & bone . ota

[solsankta]

Quentin Smith | dead by daylight x nightmare on elm | ota

[pharmacy]

4, ?, ?, ?

[otherbitches]

Billy’s not big on asking forgiveness. But Quentin’s face healed, didn’t it? Or it came back better after he died screaming in a trial. Billy’s not any good at asking for forgiveness, but he doesn’t leave Quentin alone. Gives him a bit of berth, and then he’s back, sniffing around, poking and prodding and testing boundaries and flicking ash in Quentin’s bags.

What does Billy want? Who can say? Quentin isn’t the Tommy-Hagan stooge Billy originally took him for. And through all the monotony, Billy keeps coming back around. For the pushing, the being pushed, the— shit to do.

Not that Billy is really a team player. It’s not how he bills himself, but somehow he’s still here on the edge of the swamp, apparently tied at the hip with Quentin Smith. They’re looking for something. Some sort of weird herb that the survivors will dry and tincture and chew on or whatever-the-fuck until it makes their bodies knit together just a little faster, ready for the slaughter once again.

And for some reason, Billy is helping. The leaves scrape against his palm, but he’s not about to bitch about it when he pulls up an herb and its fat root from the swampy mush and shoves it in the messenger bag over his shoulder. There’s no sign of that hag, and if they don’t wander toward her dwelling, her den, circled by hexes in the ground, they probably won’t. This isn’t a gathering time for her, but this side of the swamp is a little strange, a little empty.

They never see this part of the swamp in trials, nor its dilapidated buildings. Maybe it was once a village. In the center of the buildings sits a wiry foreboding tree, and around them is this swampy paddy, flush with strange plants and herbs. It’s strange. It’s a little weird. And Billy’s finger is digging into the dirt and mud, pulling out a new root when the mud itself seems to shiver. The semi-liquid pulsates and pops, a heady oozing smell rising up from the swamp.

It’s not quite rot, though it’s near enough. A little sweet, a little like sweat, salty and primal, and… it should be more unpleasant. Billy drops the root back into the swampy land, straightens up, and covers his nose with his clean hand. His muddy hand snaps out and cuffs Quentin’s shoulder, splattering a bit of mud on his shoulder. A little on his neck where Billy’s fingers brush the skin there. “Man, this fucking sucks. Let’s get out of here.”

Beckett Mariner | Star Trek: Lower Decks | f/f

[insubordinaire]

[Yeah, she'll recognize what's going on right away, sex pollen is a surprisingly common hazard in the galaxy. Cool with 1, 6, or 7, would love a Tendi or Jennifer.]

[pink_is_back]

(ooc: How about a little cross-canon?)

Dorian Storm | Critical Role | OTA

[makingmyway]

(( 18+ ))

midnight | arknights | ota 25+

[unrequite]

Hiyori Tomoe | Enstars | ota

[tfy]

[Up for 1/3/4/5/6. Not really interested in playing him under 7 or 8, and would only be interested in 2 with specific CR. (Am ok with the other party being under any of these, though.)]

[experiment01]

( hello again! would you be up to doing another thread together? I'm really interested in prompts 4, 5, and 6! i like the idea of combining all those three together. also, we can always handwave that their cr grew between our first thread and this one. )

edelgard von hresvelg | fire emblem: three houses

[crestsidestory]

[ info in journal, characters ~20+ preferred unless you have a canonmate for an academy thread. Hopes very welcome! most interested in 1, 4, 5, and 8. I like sex pollen enabling attraction that already exists but if you've got an unfamiliar OC I'll be inclined to assume minimal cr. ]