the phone sex +
sexting meme


what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

 
 
06 June 2023 @ 05:47 am


shipping picture prompts
o1. comment with your character and prefs in a top level.
o2. reply to others, complete with pictures and gifs!
o3. cook up something shippy from those inspirational ingredients.
link 'em:

embed 'em:

shrink 'em:
 
 
06 June 2023 @ 07:48 am
PET NAME PROMPTS


  • comment with your character + prefs.
  • other folks will reply with what affectionate nickname their character would call yours if they were significant others...because now, they are!
  • pet names can be a simple riff on/shortening of someone's name, cute, stupid, sexy (babe, etc), serious (my sun and stars), time period appropriate (dollface), or just plain weird. sky's the limit.
  • from that one(ish) word prompt, threads spring eternal. shippy, smutty, adventure-filled, angsty, cracky, whatever. go with it!
 
 
06 June 2023 @ 09:05 am
the personal questions meme


Because nothing's off-limits!

how to play
- comment with your character.
- in roll the...personal questions. you knew what was coming. you read the title.
- tell the truth. lie. deflect. get mad, sad, glad, or creeped out. get personal.
- be nosy to others!
 
 
Every Repost is a Repost Repost
06 June 2023 @ 09:07 am
Ever Been Kissed?

One simple question: do you believe, in your heart of hearts, that this person has been kissed before?

How to Play
⤷ Go on and hit 'em up style with the name and the prefs.
⤷ The onlookers have to answer the question re: your character.
⤷ Are they spot-on? Off-base so badly that they're in a different zipcode? Does your character pull tons of bitches? Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z or whatever.
 
 
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06 June 2023 @ 09:12 am
The Personal Hygiene Meme

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06 June 2023 @ 12:28 pm
RED FLAGS meme


Sure, you may look like a total catch, but what's the catch? Maybe everything isn't what it seems.

how to play
- forget what you think you know about memes.
- forget the traditional subject line. no prefs. no character info.
- what do you put there instead? verbalize the red flag(s) that should, in a just world, come attached to your characters. be honest. be brutal.
- with this forbidden knowledge in mind, the rest of bakerstreet has to decide whether they wouldn't touch that with a ten-foot pole or if they'd throw caution to the wind and still go for it.
 
 
06 June 2023 @ 01:47 pm



100 nonverbal prompts

→ post with your character and preferences

→ others reply with one or multiple prompts; feel free to reverse roles!

→ write a starter based on the prompts




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06 June 2023 @ 01:49 pm
Fluff Meme




R U L E S:
1. Post your character with their name and series in the subject line.
2. Others respond using RNG. Roll 1 - 15 to pick a scenario.
3. Some scenarios have options (A - C). Pick any one from them or roll 1 - 3.
4. If there is no option that fits for you, then feel free to make one up!
5. And there you go, instant fluff~


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engagements
06 June 2023 @ 03:45 pm


the COMMAND meme
- Comment with your character, preferences, limits, etc.

- Repliers will order the top-levelers to do something: say a phrase, execute an action, what have you. Simple.

- The catch? The top-level character MUST do as they are told. They're compelled to do so. There is no breaking the spell. Only once they've completed their command(s) can they be free again. There is no breaking the chain.

- There is no limit. (ICly, that is. OOCly there are absolutely limits, and please be aware of them! If someone isn't open to R-rated/smutty commands, avoid them. Comfort is key.)

- Given the nature of this meme, triggering content is bound to pop up in certain threads. Be alert and mark as needed.


 
 
06 June 2023 @ 03:46 pm


Disaster. Your plane crashed, your boat holed, your guide has left you stranded in the depths of the wilderness. Certainly, your surroundings are beautiful in their way, but we all know that nature is long on majesty and short on mercy. And unlike those guys on the Discovery Channel, there isn't a Motel 6 around you can pop into.



  1. Desert. Whether it's cacti and hardpan, or dunes and sidewinders, you'd better find an oasis fast. And take care... it gets cold at night.
  2. Jungle. Ah, the rainforest, that thriving hotspot of biodiversity! ...and just as many toxic compounds as there are species.
  3. Tundra. Doesn't matter if it's Farenheit or Celsius, the thermometer is too many digits in the negative. But hey, at least there might be penguins.
  4. Mountains. You might be hungry and windburnt, but the view is unmatched. Watch that first step, it's a doozy!
  5. Savanna. Lions and termites and baobab, oh my... Never mind looking for food, you might be food if you aren't careful. And stay out of trenches with too many wildebeest.
  6. Deep forest. The woods are quiet, dark, and deep. Do you know how to tell edible puffballs from Destroying Angel? Better learn quick.
  7. Deep space. Maybe the ship has lost its engines and is drifting towards nowhere fast, or maybe it's a space station long abandoned, but you know what they say--no one can hear you scream.
  8. Island. Let's face it, it would be nice, if it had been your idea to be here. Where did the Swiss Family Robinson find all that stuff, anyway?
  9. Motel. Never mind, there is a Motel 6. No, wait--Motel 5? Oh boy. You really wish they hadn't left the light on, because nothing it reveals is something you want to see.


Problems:

  1. Weather: It's turning for the worse and you need a place to hide.
  2. Hostile wildlife: Whether it's looking for lunch or wants you off its patch, this is going to be a problem.
  3. No luggage ...or anything else, including food, water, or shelter.
  4. Hurt: Perfect time to practice making splints out of sticks!
  5. Other! Listen, it's a big world, it has lots of ways to make you miserable.


adapted from the Lost in the wilderness meme @ [community profile] memebells
 
 
50% fluffy shipping, 50% batshit insanity
06 June 2023 @ 04:14 pm

The Royally Common Romance Meme

❝And I tell you truly, Daenerys, there is no man in all the world who will ever be half so true to you as me.❞


Inspired by an anon comment on rpanons ages ago about a PSL they'd like to play.

Heavy the head that wears the crown, they say, and little could be more true. Of course, there is glamor in the life: power, privilege, lavish feasts, fine clothes...if your monarchy is doing well, that is. But there are also struggles that few others would understand, such as life or death decisions that need to be made to protect your kingdom at best and being a mere puppet with no real power at worst. At the very least, you're lonely. Certainly there are people around you at all times to protect and serve you, yet they aren't truly companions. They're no one you can talk to.

Well, not no one. Not completely. There is one person who's allowed close to you. Perhaps they're even allowed to be alone with you. A trusted advisor, a handmaid, a knight, a court jester, whatever they are, their companionship and support may leave you wanting those peaceful moments and lingering glances to mean...more.

And what if you are the other side, someone without royal birth offering your service to your highness? You may have been born into this life, forced into it, or gave yourself to it willingly. It could be much, much worse - at least you and your charge have a good relationship, to the point that you might do anything for them. Have your feelings for them always been more inappropriate than they should, or is this a new feeling? And such feelings - they can't be returned, can they? Or you could see your charge as the human that they are rather than an ideal. Does that mean you can give them the best advice and service you can? And what of their duties to marry and continue their line? Will you step back and let them be bound to another?

Then there are the pressures of the throne. The most innocent could be corrupted by power, and you would be in no position to stop them, no matter how it pained you to see the one you cared for twisted and become a wholly different person.

To allow anything to blossom between the two of you is risky and perhaps even deadly. Not even royalty can put a stay to an execution of someone who's, for all intents and purposes, committed treason by becoming emotionally compromised. All the same, it may be worth it, in the end. Royalty, after all, has a short shelf life, and the head on the spike may be the one wearing the crown.

HOW TO PLAY
Comment with your character and preferences, any relevant info, and what role you'd like to play, royal or not. You might also want to include if you're open to smut.

Reply to others.

Let your imagination guide you! Stolen moments, keeping secrets, battle plans, discussions about ruling filled with double meaning, jealousy, learning about arranged marriages, just spending time together, or being able to do nothing as your love turns into an evil queen/king are just a few ideas.

My other possible picture for this meme was Eridan and Feferi before I settled on Dany and Jorah so there must be a theme.
 
 
06 June 2023 @ 04:36 pm

LET'S GO TO THE FAIR MEME


It's time to go to the fair! Food, rides, games, historical reenactments, the choices are endless! Go with your friends, your family, or if you're feeling romantic, go with a date! Don't run out of tickets.



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06 June 2023 @ 04:53 pm

you've got my interest
name + info + prefs. you know the ropes.

others will toss symbols your way if they're interested in your character: a (🤝🏻) for platonic interest, a (💞) for romantic, and a (🌶️) for sexual. Or maybe someone plays the greatest hits and gives you all three.

Thread thread thread.
 
 
06 June 2023 @ 07:56 pm

FOR YOUR LOVER

• top-level, but don't blank comment!

• your character reports some very important info, like what, exactly, they'd do for/to their lover/significant other/[boy or girl]friend. would they provide everything they'd ever need? hang the moon and stars? give them the last stick of gum? how about something sexy, if applicable?

• here comes the twist: the characters who reply are your character's lover(s). what do they think of that proclamation up there? are they impressed? excited or touched? ...scared? scaroused?
 
 
Dream
06 June 2023 @ 08:43 pm
Woof  

RATE THAT TASTE




Post: a picture or description of your character’s crush or significant other. If they don’t have one, tell us their type, ideal gf/bf, or make up a celebrity or fictional crush for them! Headcanon your heart's desires.
Receive: the roasting of everything they hold dear by the heartless masses.
 
 
promenades
06 June 2023 @ 08:53 pm
The Cunnilingus Meme
cunnilingus
noun
1. The fine art of making love to a vagina/vulva with your mouth and tongue.

2. The act of using the mouth to stimulate the female genitalia. This can include sucking or licking the outer and inner areas of the vagina, and most often involves direct stimulation of the clitoris

Some women find cunnilingus to be the most satisfying sexual act. Indeed, a great number of women report that oral sex is the only way they can achieve orgasm. The mouth can create a uniquely intense range of sensations which many find unrivaled. Any woman you learn to do it right for will appreciate you all the more for it.


Going down. Eating out. Muff diving. Eating pussy. Carpet munching. Dining at the Y. Whatever you call it, it's an act that is sometimes misunderstood and very often woefully under-practiced, be it in real life or in porn - or in smut RP.

No longer. This meme is for all your cunnilingus needs, from giving to receiving and from a loving gesture to rough hatesex. The situation is up to you; the act is up to your character's tongue.

HOW TO PLAY
  • Comment with your character & your preferences. Female characters, be sure to specify whether you're down with giving or receiving, though some preferences will make that obvious. Male characters, just bring your mouth.
  • Reply to others.
  • Put those lips to good use.
 
 
The Weeaboo Sock
06 June 2023 @ 08:54 pm

GUESS MY NAME




This is probably the only meme where you DON'T want to include your character's name.

+ Why? Because we're going to Rumpelstiltskin this bitch. That's right. All those bakerstreet strangers gotta guess their name, based only on your character's appearance and what they think fits.
+ Luckily, nobody's stealing babies or souls over incorrect guesses.
+ ...as of yet.
 
 
06 June 2023 @ 10:26 pm



♣ Games. Fun or competition. Friendly or flirty. Matching wits and testing skills. To pass the time or with lives on the line.

Post your character, any preferences, ideas, suggested games, etc. The games are to facilitate character interaction. You needn't necessarily play precise details such as 'pawn to e4', you can simply state 'makes an aggressive opening.' ♠

Some game ideas )