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RATE THAT TASTE

Post: a picture or description of your character’s crush or significant other. If they don’t have one, tell us their type, ideal gf/bf, or make up a celebrity or fictional crush for them! Headcanon your heart's desires.
Receive: the roasting of everything they hold dear by the heartless masses.

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Evangeline | OC (Lobotomy Corporation)

[abnormalizes]

[Several monstrous Abnormalities.]

Significant other is stretching it, they're more like monsters with benefits. I have more that look weirder.

[shadowmistress]

I'm. ...glad you have friends you enjoy. It's hard to get the form of that last one though.

[ Shamiko is young and doesn't know how you fwb anyone let alone that good friend. ]

Cornelia li Britannia | Code Geass | OTA

[knightmare_princess]

[ Rate her high or perish ]

Chris | Cross Ange

[shrieking_violet]

[ Just Chris and her bae again ]

Yuko 'Shamiko' Yoshida | The Demon Girl Next Door

[shadowmistress]

[ Rival, vassal, friend- ]

Wh-what, haha, it's not a - a crush, just because I think she's pretty and I want to protect her smile, and get strong enough to bridal carry her, and rub my face on her perfect flat tummy-

[ OH NO IT'S A CRUSH. ]

[bocchithemage]

Hmmm, from where I'm sitting, it sounds like you've got it pretty bad.

Dorothy Catalonia | Gundam Wing

[supercilium]

Say I'm in love with her, what then?

diana prince | DC

[avatarfortruth]

[ an above average man, the world's greatest detective, and the big blue Boy Scout. ]

Yi Sang | Limbus Company

[untranslatable]

[ canto 4-1 spoilers!

he's probably messed around in various degrees with most people here, but is especially divorced from him. on traits alone, he apparently likes any combination of: wears glasses, tall, dark-haired, intelligent. for personal reasons he does not wish to elaborate on, though, as of late he's thinking of dropping the last trait on that list... ]

look, they're bonding(?)...

[enameling]

I suppose knowing what one likes is essential. ( it...doesn't help her taste ranges from women with a complex to glasses with a grudge against her. there's truly no winning. )

However, since a rating is part of the criteria, they are passable.

Sephiroth | FFVII

[sefirot]

[just his obsession]

[not_actually_a_bad_guy]

Cute, but maybe a bit babyfaced

soundwave | transformers idw | ota

[peacewithouttyranny]

[no canon love interest... unless you count being very in loved with work 24/7

crosscanon and memeland... a normal girl and a despair inducing fashionista]

Fei Fong Wong | Xenogears

[cowards_proxy]

[Can you blame him tho]

saria — arknights

[enameling]

( the first 'wife' and the more sensible second 'wife')

[brandnue]

Wow, there's some real contrast going on here! We can definitely say you've got a wide strike zone.

loki odinson | where mischief lies

[annarr]

[tastes that trend from saucy sassy supervillainess to soft sassy nerd to honestly don't talk to him about it so... take a pick]

Kaden | Fire Emblem

[inreturn]

[Someone beautiful that he's really fond of...ooh, that's so easy!]

Isn't he beautiful?

Kara Danvers | Supergirl (DCTV)

[wapow]

[Take your pick in canon: the crush that didn't work out or the one who ultimately broke her heart.

Kara has certainly have more luck in memes though.]

[riskfalling]

Their loss. You're, I mean... super.

[ Good one, Dick. ]

the librarian | original

[leabharlann]

[ They're beautiful, aren't they??? ]

[kratistos]

You have taken the word bibliophile to the next level.

[ She comments dryly, all while absolutely taking her time in looking at the images with a subtle blush and an approving nod. A woman of culture, she sees. ]

Yunyun | Konosuba

[bocchithemage]

[She's a wicked girl, worst in all the world]

[lasers_and_stars]

I'd say you have pretty good taste, seein' she's a cute witch like me, but...

[Cough.] ...She-looks-like-she-could-be-your-sister-if-not-IS... [Hack.]

Not judgin', just sayin'.

Emil | NieR Replicant

[ancientweapon]

[Just look at him~]

[accord_record]

Good taste. You're also probably the only one that could get away with sharing with Kainé.

Matthew Clairmont [All Souls Trilogy]

[filsdysabeau]

one I am not proud of
one that gives my life a beginning, middle, and an end

Jade "the Prophetess" | Enderal: Forgotten Stories

[dreamflowers]

[A silver fox, a fling, and the future wife.

[All of them hold special places in Jade's cold, dead heart.]

Sofia Sinclair | OC

[kratistos]

[ Mysterious types especially when they're morally ambiguous, can outwit her, and loves to tease her. But also other broody girls like herself, adventurous knowledge seekers, rock musicians, excellent fighters or even elegant leaders she won't mind following into battle.

"Also pretty guys with medium to long hair and nice muscle tone." is added as a footnote.

All of this is displayed on a screen she's trying so hard to cover with her body, arms spread wide before she just grumbles and gives up. Cat's out of the bag now anyway. ]

[everpromisedthunder]

...

I... hmm.

I'm feeling particularly called out right now.

dick grayson | dc | ota

[riskfalling]

[ his first love, his alien princess, a fellow Titan, and a date that went just, so badly ]

Patchouli Knowledge | Touhou Project | OTA

[heptagram]

[Just looking at people in canon, she has the ones you'd expect because of her interactions, then there's a few slightly more out-there choices.]