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RATE THAT TASTE

Post: a picture or description of your character’s crush or significant other. If they don’t have one, tell us their type, ideal gf/bf, or make up a celebrity or fictional crush for them! Headcanon your heart's desires.
Receive: the roasting of everything they hold dear by the heartless masses.

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Evangeline | OC (Lobotomy Corporation)

[abnormalizes]

[Several monstrous Abnormalities.]

Significant other is stretching it, they're more like monsters with benefits. I have more that look weirder.

Cornelia li Britannia | Code Geass | OTA

[knightmare_princess]

[ Rate her high or perish ]

Chris | Cross Ange

[shrieking_violet]

[ Just Chris and her bae again ]

Yuko 'Shamiko' Yoshida | The Demon Girl Next Door

[shadowmistress]

[ Rival, vassal, friend- ]

Wh-what, haha, it's not a - a crush, just because I think she's pretty and I want to protect her smile, and get strong enough to bridal carry her, and rub my face on her perfect flat tummy-

[ OH NO IT'S A CRUSH. ]

Dorothy Catalonia | Gundam Wing

[supercilium]

Say I'm in love with her, what then?

[shadowmistress]

I'm. ...glad you have friends you enjoy. It's hard to get the form of that last one though.

[ Shamiko is young and doesn't know how you fwb anyone let alone that good friend. ]

[abnormalizes]

Oh, Fragment of the Universe? Yeah, they have a little bit of trouble taking a form that makes sense to human eyes. It's really cute that they picked heart patterns to put on themself to show friendliness though.

[Fragment is adorable and doesn't mean to drive anyone insane.]

[shadowmistress]

It is! I can see how hard they're trying.

[ Shamiko's a demon so maybe she wouldn't be driven as insane?? ]

They're doing a good job looking friendly.

[abnormalizes]

[Probably! Maybe they'll even be able to have someone appreciate their singing the secrets of the universe.]

They're a sweetheart, honestly. It's not their fault that humans brains are so limited.

diana prince | DC

[avatarfortruth]

[ an above average man, the world's greatest detective, and the big blue Boy Scout. ]

[shadowmistress]

[ Well the big-brain information demon she knows might handle that better. ]

I want to return where I live to being a place where anyone can live, even someone like that, but I guess Fragment of the Universe would be a teeny bit harder to assimilate.

I really have to think hard about people who might run into trouble like that.

Yi Sang | Limbus Company

[untranslatable]

[ canto 4-1 spoilers!

he's probably messed around in various degrees with most people here, but is especially divorced from him. on traits alone, he apparently likes any combination of: wears glasses, tall, dark-haired, intelligent. for personal reasons he does not wish to elaborate on, though, as of late he's thinking of dropping the last trait on that list... ]

[abnormalizes]

That sounds like it would be a wonderful place to live, though. My home... kind of sucks.

[shadowmistress]

I've got the work my demon father and his magical girl ally put in as a basis, and a lot of new friends who want the same thing.

Maybe you could find a way to come here too.

Sephiroth | FFVII

[sefirot]

[just his obsession]

[abnormalizes]

-If I could bring my parents along, then yeah, I'd move out of the City in an instant. But it wouldn't feel right just leaving them there, you know?

[Parents are important.]

[shadowmistress]

I'd want your whole family! I would never leave my own family behind no matter what.

[ Although her dad is currently a cardboard box so he's.... easier......... to transport? ]

...but I probably need to get stronger before I start helping people move in from far away. There are some magical girls who are actually pretty dangerous.

[abnormalizes]

Oh, yeah, it's the same way at home. The - snake? dragon? - in those pictures is actually a transformed Magical Girl, and she's scary when she gets upset.

[shadowmistress]

I need to see if Momo can make a really cool animal form like that?! That looks amazing! Super powerful!

[abnormalizes]

Super cute. She's pretty in her humanoid form too, but this is definitely way better in my opinion.

[She stands by her tastes, her tastes are great.]

[shadowmistress]

I think I'd like Momo's um - um, prettiness better as a human, especially in her fallen to darkness form, but I'm glad there are people who love all kinds of shapes that someone can be in.

[abnormalizes]

I'm glad there's people who don't think it's weird even if they don't feel the same way.

[shadowmistress]

Love comes in all kinds of shapes. ...er, and lust too, I guess. That's good too as long as, um, everyone is happy.

look, they're bonding(?)...

[enameling]

I suppose knowing what one likes is essential. ( it...doesn't help her taste ranges from women with a complex to glasses with a grudge against her. there's truly no winning. )

However, since a rating is part of the criteria, they are passable.

[abnormalizes]

That's the most important thing! I want everyone involved to be having a good time.