Lover

[marajaded]

FOR YOUR LOVER

• top-level, but don't blank comment!

• your character reports some very important info, like what, exactly, they'd do for/to their lover/significant other/[boy or girl]friend. would they provide everything they'd ever need? hang the moon and stars? give them the last stick of gum? how about something sexy, if applicable?

• here comes the twist: the characters who reply are your character's lover(s). what do they think of that proclamation up there? are they impressed? excited or touched? ...scared? scaroused?

Comments

panty anarchy | paswg | i'm so sorry this is the first comment on this meme.

[gunfucks]

Drop your pants, I want to suck you off like I'm trying to get a golf ball out of a garden hose.

this is the funniest thing ive ever read, ily panty

[adregem]

[ Mid-sip, he chokes on his coffee and almost spits it out, coughing like he can't get any words out. To add to that, eventually, we have the perfect response: ]

...Thanks?

Shaye | OC | f/f

[lethergic]

First, I'm gonna make you a nice dinner. Something... something French. With wine! And we're gonna watch something cute, just some movie with a happy ending that makes us smile.

[If she ended it there, this would be pretty wholesome, but-]

And then! And then I'm gonna get on my knees, you're gonna bend over the couch, and I'm gonna eat out every hole you got until my tongue goes numb.

[Yeah, she's been drinking. Just a little.]

[attempted_purity]

[She's seen Shaye slightly drunk before, they'd been together for a little while after all, and Succubi didn't go light on the alcohol. However, this definitely caught her off guard.

Her face goes red, between the sweet, genuinely sweet scene mixed with the sexual offer.

Once she picked her jaw off the floor, she responded.]

Well... you certainly know how to treat your girlfriend. Maybe making dinner should wait until after you've sobered up, though.

[lethergic]

[Why is Shaye dating a succubus? Because she wants to, dammit, Fajra is a real sweetheart, and the last thing she deserves is... well, having her drunk, pervy girlfriend cackling at her deviantly after a few beers.]

Alright, let's skip dinner tonight, and get right to me eating that ass!

[It's not that Shaye only cares about sex or anything. She's just a horny drunk.]

Or, orrrr, you can use that succubu- suck... suck your bub magic and, I dunno, do something crazy. Yeah, I wanna see something crazy! And hot!

[attempted_purity]

[A succubus from a wealthy family, that was very patient with her drunk girlfriend.

She lets out a warm sigh and gets up, before moving to sit on Shaye's lap.]

Alright, alright. Settle down. I'll show you something, but you have to promise me you'll drink some water before you eat out my holes.

[Fajra rests a hand on her shoulder before grinning. Her eyes flash a bright purple before she opens her mouth and lets her tongue slip out. It'd be a lot bigger than Shaye remembered it. Thick and long, dipping all the way down to her cleavage.]

Is this crazy enough for you?

[lethergic]

Hell yeah, lap dance, woo!

[She folds her hands behind her back and... okay, well, no it looks like she isn't getting a lap dance. Disappointing as that is, though, Shaye's dissatisfaction is short lived when Fajra beings up magic.]

Sweet, yeah, I'll drink lotsa water, show me the magic, les' go!

[She's practically bouncing by the time Fajra starts to glow, and when she rolls out that extended tongue, Shaye openly gawps at it.]

Whoa, damn... heh, just think of all the places you could stick that, huh?

[attempted_purity]

[Fajra laughs at that.]

I can think of a few places I'd like to stick it, yes.

[She gets up off of Shaye's lap to get a glass of water from the kitchen. While she wasn't wearing revealing bottoms, just slacks really, she still shakes her bottom to keep Shaye entertained.

Fajra sets the glass on the table by Shaye.]

Now, I believe my wonderful girlfriend said something about wanting a lap dance?

[She puts her hands above her head and begins to roll her hips forward in rhythmic motions. Those dance lessons were definitely paying off here.]

If you finish that glass of water, you can pull my shirt open.

[lethergic]

Yeah, like... a big bowl of pudding!

[It would have been so easy to say something dirty, so Shaye feels like a master comedian for being clean. Yes, she's a real genius.]

Woo, shake it baby!

[Shaye has a thing for nice butts, and she isn't shy about saying so. The attention she's lavished on Fajra's in the past has been plentiful.

But a lap dance, that does sound fun. She looks from the water once it's there, up to her succu-boo, back down to the water, and nods before grabbing the glass, raising it to her lips, and starting to chug. For the promise of boobs, she'd do a lot worse than have a drink.]

[attempted_purity]

[Fajra just laughs again, leaning down to kiss Shaye's forehead before getting back to the dance. Her girlfriend was very silly.]

Since you're in a very honest mood, are there any sexy outfits you'd like to see me wear in the future?

[Might as well pull gift ideas out of her drunk girlfriend's mind while she could.]

[lethergic]

[The head kiss is quite adorable, and Shaye involuntarily starts giggling... which almost makes her choke on her water, before she can get back under control and finish chugging it down.]

Hoo... [She coughs once, wheezes a little, then gulps.] I'm good, I'm good! Uh, is naked a costume? Because damn, I love naked.

[But, no, she should answer the question seriously, or as much as she can with a hottie dancing in front of her.]

Maybe, uh... schoolgirl? Sexy schoolgirl, that's hot. Orrrr, one of those, those girls in that one anime, what're they called?

bigby wolf | fables/the wolf among us | ota

[huffnpuffs]

You want me to rip his arms off? I'll fucking do it.

[not_a_wonder]

[Vanessa blinks, startled by the offer, and replies quietly,] That's very sweet of you, but I'm pretty sure Sebastian is already dead. I wasn't the only woman he mistreated, after all.

Shigaraki Tomura | My Hero Academia

[wincon]

... Whatever, as long as it isn't stupid nor gets in the way of our goals.