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My name is...[SMASH CUT]

GUESS MY NAME

This is probably the only meme where you DON'T want to include your character's name.

+ Why? Because we're going to Rumpelstiltskin this bitch. That's right. All those bakerstreet strangers gotta guess their name, based only on your character's appearance and what they think fits.
+ Luckily, nobody's stealing babies or souls over incorrect guesses.
+ ...as of yet.

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[ his name is a pretty big deal for him. ]

I'm not sure, but you have my sympathies on the basis of the Prince Valiant haircut you've got going on.

I don't know what that means.

Hmm... maybe... Reginald!

[ he makes a weird face. ] .. Do I really seem like a Reginald..?

I'm probably wrong, but I get "Laura" vibes.

It was still a good try!! What made you say Laura?

I was friends with a Laura once, and she had a nice smile like you do.

[ call him by his name. ]

Edited 2023-06-07 12:15 (UTC)

Mon génie.

Ooh, what does that mean?

My genius.

Is that my name now?

...mon petit génial Darcy?

Mmm, I'll take it. Among others if you're so inclined.

[ he's got plenty of nicknames at least! ]

A Robert perhaps? Or a Hans.

Not Robert, but you're close with Hans.

Johann? Hansel? Hanselmann?

Hansel, my name is Hansel.

Well, it's a pleasure to meet you, Hansel!

It's a pleasure to meet you too, Ella? Alice?

Afraid not. Not even close.

Gwendolyn? Hannah? Rebecca?

No, no, and no. Lovely names though!

Are you saying that your name is ugly, Daria?

I think my name is quite lovely though I might biased.

Although I like Daria too. What's wrong with it?

Edited 2023-06-07 23:17 (UTC)

[You'll never guess.]

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