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one-line smut meme



Silence is golden - words are priceless. So that means
dirty talk is incredibly valuable.

( how to play
)


  • Leave a top-level, either blank or with
    prefs.
  • Reply to others...with one line only. All other comments can
    be as meaty or sparse as you'd like, but the rule is that the starter tag
    must be one line (not counting ooc chatter).
  • Use your brimming
    imagination or use a few of the many
    prompts
    available
    to
    copy and paste
    .
  • Have
    fun!
 
 
Han Swolo
28 September 2018 @ 08:29 am


you know what to do.
 
 
Freki


Time For Some Drunk History/Canon Storytime


Everyone's got something they can just go on and on and on about, even when they're a little bit drunk. Or a lot bit drunk. In fact, honestly? Maybe they've even got a better handle on it when they're drunk. So honestly-- honestly?

Just. Sit there. And let them tell you about it.

how do.
- Post a top-level with character info, including what thing they can nerd on about. Is it a particular time in history? Is it how magic/science/an ice cream machine works and the astounding ways it came to be like that? Is it their take on that one thing that happened in canon?
- Tag other folks with questions about their topic or a general gentle prompt to get them rambling.
- Roll to see how drunk you're getting (or not; we're not the cops) and tell the people the thing you know while you're super coherent.

how drunk.
1] Still sober - Work on that.
2] A little tipsy - You might be getting a little ramble-y about the thing.
3] A few hard drinks in - Okay, so, sentences are hard and you don't know how to pronounce the one thing but you are damn sure this is how it went down.
4] Plastered - Listen, you'll answer that question in a second, but has the other person seen what the table looks like if you put your head down on it.
 
 
28 September 2018 @ 05:55 pm
A Meme of FIRSTS!


You're in right smack in the middle of exciting times, perhaps even the peak of your life so far, and you're not alone. For you and your companion, it's all about firsts: first crush, first love, first fight, first confession, first kiss, first time, first adventure to certain death together - you know, as you do. There is a first time for everything, after all, and they say you never forget your first.

So...first?

WHAT DO?
  • It's what it says on the tin.
  • Your character can be at the right place and time for all these firsts, you can age them down, they're starting late, they never had the chance, it's an AU I DON'T EVEN CARE just play.
  • Set up your top comment with your preferences, limits, info, and all that.
  • Reply to other people.
  • Prompts are amalgamations of many, many different memes.


The shippy prompts )
The smutty prompts )
 
 
Thor, Sock of Odin
28 September 2018 @ 06:52 pm







The B(ring)Y(our)O(own)K(ink)Meme
 
Everyone has a favorite kink or scene or prompt they love to play out - and even if you don't, there has to be something you've always wanted to try, right? A kink? A premise? A prompt? While memes these days are doing great at covering fetishes and coming up with great premises, you can't expect them to cover everything anyone could ever want. There are just too many unique ideas out there!

This meme tries to solve that problem by being a catch-all and hinging on a very simple premise: bring what YOU want to play and focus on that! It puts the power of choosing the direction of threads entirely in your hands. Find other people who will be totally down with playing what you want to play, and let them know just what you're interested in. Simple, right? It's just like a BYOB barbecue, only a lot sexier.

How To Play:
- Comment with your character. DON'T LEAVE YOUR COMMENT BLANK. Instead, copy and paste the information below and fill it out to suit your needs. Or use your own ideas.

kink name/scenario here
information goes here. wax poetic about titfucking or be sparse as you see fit.



- Be as specific or as vague as you want. You can put a kink and the definition (i.e., paizuri), or go all out with a scenario description ("I want my character to get fucked by his brother, who is an alien octopus"). Include pictures to serve as prompts if you'd like, but please link to anything that could be considered triggering instead of embedding it. Otherwise, all ideas, kinks, AUs, prompts, and scenarios welcome.

- Comment to people whose ideas and kinks are relevant to your interests.

- Thread those puppies out!
 
 
unorthodoxmemes
28 September 2018 @ 09:24 pm

B-Movie Scenario Meme





You and yours are noticing how suspiciously familiar this whole setting is. Surprise! You're in a B-Movie. And guess who's the star? Ding-ding. Well, saddle up, grab a knife, run up the stairs - whatever it takes to survive to the end credits.

There could be possible triggers in here for horror type scenarios, involving violence, gore, and death.


Rules
Post with your character name | fandom | preferences
Go to RNG and roll for a scenario, or choose your own
Setting up a scenario to tag into is always a plus, but not a requirement
Remember to tag around


Prompts under cut )