B-Movie Scenario Meme

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B-Movie Scenario Meme

You and yours are noticing how suspiciously familiar this whole setting is. Surprise! You're in a B-Movie. And guess who's the star? Ding-ding. Well, saddle up, grab a knife, run up the stairs - whatever it takes to survive to the end credits.

There could be possible triggers in here for horror type scenarios, involving violence, gore, and death.


Rules
Post with your character name | fandom | preferences
Go to RNG and roll for a scenario, or choose your own
Setting up a scenario to tag into is always a plus, but not a requirement
Remember to tag around


Prompts
1 - "Hail to the King, baby": Welcome to being sucked into an alternate dimension with castles and demons and books that try to eat your face off. But that's okay, you've got a shotgun and a chainsaw, right? This... is your BOOMSTICK. Shop Smart. Shop S-Mart.

2 - "I'm gonna need a bigger can of Raid": Spiders, preying mantises, cockroaches, ants... whatever it is that has more than four legs, it's now supersized and about to attempt to move up the food chain. You gonna take that sitting down?

3 - "But the sign says don't feed the animals!": Mother nature is pissed, and she's got the critters of the land riled up and coming after you. Whether it's snakes in a plane, rats being directed by a scrawny bastard with satchels, or genetically altered bats/sharks/sharktopuses, they all want a piece of the OTHER other white meat.

4 - "I vant to suck your bloooood": Some creepy ass mofo in a cape with bad dental work is giving you the eye. Big eyes. With some kind of unibrow shit going on that needs to be trimmed. Plucking isn't just for woman, buddy. Grab a chair leg, or hell, a pencil, and tell him that no means no.

5 - "Maybe you should have taken a left at Uranus": Yep. You guessed it. Space aliens. Weird little green men with big heads and eyes the size of footballs. What's that in their hand? Is that... is that a probe? Oh god, run. RUN!

6 - "The curse of... that thing with the curse on it": Whether you've come afoul of a gypsy curse, or you've taken something from somewhere you shouldn't have, you're cursed. Things are dropping on you, that black cat keeps crossing your path, things break just as you touch them. What else can go wrong?

7 - "Braaaaaaaaains": What's a b-movie meme without the obligatory zombies? Whether it's the Dawn of the Dead shambling ones, or the 28 Days Later running freaks of nature that have magically learned how to do parkour, you've got to deal with them. Grab a cricket-bat and your least favorite record and have at it.

8 - "Input. Does not compute. Error. Error": Robots gone wild, weee! Well, as wild as a robot can get. But when you take into consideration that they're no longer listening to you, and have decided that you're a parasitic virus on the face of the earth, you might have to try to give it the ol' reboot. IF you can reach the button...

9 - "You shore do got a purdy mouth, ah-hyuck": Ooooh. You shouldn't have taken that 'short cut'. Now you're lost in the middle of nowhere, and... wait, is that banjo music you hear? When you can yell out 'Cletus!' and someone answers, it's time to gtfo, buddy.

10 - "There's something touching my leg": Yeah, we've done evil animals, but this is specifically for the 'wtf are you still doing in the water, you goddamn idiot' scenarios. Be it huge crocs, giant anacondas, flesh eating piranhas, there's something in that murky water that wants to get a little more up close and personal with you. Say hi to Cthulu.

11 - "She blinded me with SCIENCE": You should really be more careful with your components. Your experiment has gone awry, either blending you or someone else with some poor critter you had, or some type of virus that's changing them in ways that are VERY NOT GOOD. Now's not the time to remember you didn't fully lock the restraints...

12 - "DRAGONS!": Because dragons deserve a category of their own. Seriously. Motherfucking DRAGONS, yo. And they think you look mighty tasty. And small. And puny. And helpless. Get the goddamn army to show them just how not helpless you are, or die trying.

13 - "Let's do the timewarp again": Either the tagger or the taggee is from the future or the past, coming with a message. Or just a desire to fuck shit up. Go back and kill Hilter, you say? But... I want to go into the future and fly my car around.

14 - "REET REET REET REET REET": Can we say pyscho? Or Mike Meyers? Or Krueger? Or Jason? However you want to say it, there's a crazy guy with a knife/chainsaw/sickle and you're the only thing on their mind. Can you and your tagging partner evade them? Or is your tagging partner the one after you?

15 - "Devil with the blue dress on": Something wicked this way comes. Its favorite numbers are 666, and it likes to drink blood on a moonlit beach. You've woken it somehow, or it was the prophesized time for them to come and claim what's theirs. Namely, you.

16 - "Wildcard": Don't see what you feel like playing on here? Make it up and go your own way, compadre.

Relationships
1 - Comrade in arms: You and the tagger are in this together. Until the bitter, bitter, bitter end.
2 - Enemies: You're tagging in as the antagonist in this little scenario.
3 - Unwillingly dragged into this: You were just walking along, minding your own business, when BAM. Now you're in the middle of this mega-crap.
4 - Consulting Expert: You're the expert that they're coming to for answers. You got any? HUH?
5 - Wildcard: Come up with your own relationship.

Comments

Barry Allen | 63!Flash | ota

[fastestalive]

Kyle Rayner | DCU | OTA

[artesania]

Caedra Nisariel | OC | OTA

[abyssalarcana]

7. It's Zombie time

[theweakhavepurpose]

[Maybe things are different wherever it is Caedra comes from, but here on Earth when people die, they generally stay dead. However that's not the case anymore as the newly departed are getting back up and looking to snack on their loved ones. Or enemies. Or whoever happens to be closest, they're not real picky.

But they are very, very angry.

Pratt hadn't been very religious before the cult, and while he wasn't sure if he believed Joseph's message about Eden and the afterlife he had expected there to be something. But nope. There was the brief sensation of searing heat prior to death and then... nothing.

Until he woke back up, very hungry, incredibly pissed off, and somehow not a pile of ash anymore. Though he's not looking real good, covered in blood and gore and dirt, one arm hanging limply from the elbow by the tendons only, skin having sloughed off his hand some time ago. His legs are working fine, and rather than being a generic shambling, mindless, slow-moving zombie, he's still got most of his muscles and tendons and is pumped up on that viral style super strength deal that movies like to throw in to 'shake things up.'

He sees Caedra, and immediately heads for her. If he was fully cognizant of himself he'd probably yell something like "YOU DID THIS TO ME" but he's not so she'll have to be satisfied with a rabid, chittering growl. He's very fast, but he's not very smart. Current plan: run into Caedra as fast as possible and then do something with his hands.

Yes good. This is the plan.]

Corazón | One Piece | OTA

[callada]

3 all around, sob. Also TL;DR for set up

[such_a_teez]

[Tyki has faced a lot of things in his years. He hasn't had what many would consider a traditionally easy life. He spent most of it wandering, working odd job to odd job, supporting himself in places that were surprisingly dangerous. So he had to toughen up. He had to harden himself. He had to learn a whole host of skills to make it when the world seemed like it was against him.

He considers himself a well prepared person because of it.

But none of this really managed to prepare him for what he woke up to today. It was a morning like any other, he got up and dressed and headed into town to join up with Eeze and the boys to earn a little money at the construction site that would be the new apartments for Hamco pet supplies employees. The business had recently bought up large chunks of property in town for their headquarters and flagship shop. And no one had raised an eyebrow, they seemed like a decent business that was bringing jobs to the tiny town...

But when he arrived, he was surprised with boarded windows of the main office, his friends entirely missing, and the gnawed body of the site's foreman laying on the walkway. It was so strange, nothing seemed right about it. It wasn't a large bite, or tearing. But it was if hundreds of tiny mouths had simply nibbled the man to death. But that couldn't actually happen, right?

What could have killed a man like that?

There had to be a logical enough explanation. The police should know something. But after multiple attempts to contact emergency services, he takes matters into his own hands.

Tyki is certain that if he breaks into the boarded up office, he'll get at least something in the way of answers. So he works to break in, no matter how suspicious it seems.]

Soren | The Dragon Prince

[katallest]

scott summers | xmcu | ota

[slimnshades]

( hard mode [optional]: superpowered beings have no powers )

Vampire 76 | Overwatch | OTA 35+ for Romance, OTA for Gen

[immortal76]

(Well, he is an old man Vampire)

Anders | Dragon Age | OTA

[rebelhealer]

Michael Corvin | Underworld

[lycanhybrid]

[M/M for shipping]

Takashi Shirogane | Voltron: Legendary Defender

[ordinarypalaguy]

[M/M for shipping]

elizabeth bennet | pride and prejudice and zombies

[tolerables]

Laslow | Fire Emblem Fates | ota

[dancingduelist]

madi hawthorne | all-american

[cheerleadering]

[ vampire oc. ]

Sakuya Izayoi

[elegant_knives]

[ 14, and the antagonist since, well... some of her spellcards do have a serial killer motif. ]

Leonard Snart/Captain Cold | DCTV

[robber_of_atms]

Ethan Chandler | Penny Dreadful

[tamely]

[lycanhybrid]

[Care for a vampire/werewolf hybrid?]

Ciaphas Cain | Warhammer 40k

[greatlyexaggerated]

[engincheer]

Okay given that half of these are Warhammer plots to begin with, how do you want to play this?

Wynonna Earp. | OTA

[unraisehell]

[warning: genre savvy, There Will Be Lampshading]

Re: Wynonna Earp. | OTA

[houmaprotector]

[Listen. I have two ideas. Either Wynonna gets cursed (hell she could get cursed to be an avatar of the black or gray or the red) or she has to deal with Alec and maybe monster fight.]

Loki Odinson | MCU | OTA

[wearenotdoinggethelp]

Agent Kallus | Star Wars: Rebels

[persistentagent]

Magneto | X-men

[homo_superior]