meme time
01 December 2016 @ 02:28 am

it's quiet
and the snow's beautiful tonight


snowfall;


stage i; none, streets are already blanketed in white.
stage ii; very light and intermittent.
stage iii; light - moderate. lasts longer periods.
stage iv; continuous, heavy snowfall.
stage v; the hardest of cores - blizzards, snowstorms, you name it.


scenarios;



① fuck the police, this is the best time for a walk. hope you've got a nice thick coat on.
② stranded in the buttcrack of nowheresville? weren't you watching the time? now you've gone and missed that last bus out of there. or maybe you're lost, somehow. what do?
③ literally chilling, in this weather, is quite easy to do. sitting around relaxing in it is a wee more difficult, but sometimes much more enjoyable, especially if shelter can be found. the snow is beautiful to watch, after all.
④ the weather's not going to stop you. your snow fort's packed full of ammo and ready to go. those aren't snow angels over there; they mark where the poor souls you've downed have fallen. be careful with that snowman's head!!
⑤ you're about fifty miles from civilization but there's a roof over your head, so never mind the chilly draught, right? right. you mightn't be the only one lucky enough to stumble upon this little shelter, though. remember to share the blanket.
⑥ everyone stuck outside should be jelly. you've got a fireplace and hot cocoa and damn if it isn't awesome. a heater's not quite so romantic, but it'd do. there'd better be a backup generator in case the power trips.
⑦ mix and match, or make up your own.
 
 
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01 December 2016 @ 07:18 am
The Hypnosis Meme

• comment with your character's name, canon, and any preferences you might have.
• write a starter for your character, or leave the first comment blank.
• tag other people's comments.
• pick your prompt(s) with the RNG.
• play and have fun!
• WARNING! several of the prompts leave room for triggering and/or explicit content. proceed with caution when reading, and (if possible) add any content or rating warnings in the subject line of your thread(s). thank you!
Read more... )
 
 
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01 December 2016 @ 08:38 am

When playing smut, as with most rp, sometimes you have a problem --- well, a problem that becomes two-fold. Maybe you have an idea, some inspiration that strikes you, but it's not fully formed. There's not enough here to make a proper post; or, perhaps, you don't have the place to do so or the person who may be interested in it. The other problem is that there is no meme to cater to this specific idea, because most memes have their own, built-in prompts that don't exactly fit.

Well, this meme kills two birds with one sexy stone. Here, you, the top commenter, provide only what you're interested in. This "idea" can be anything: a vague concept ("x, my boy character, crossdressing and having sex with a girl"), a picture, a lyric, a list of options, or a full-fledged starter. The only requirement is that your comment contain something. Everything else will follow, and others will show their creativity from what you've posted.

RULES

  • Comment with your character and your preferences.
  • Comments MUST contain a prompt of some kind. Blank comments will be deleted.
  • Comment to others, using what they've provided.
  • As far as pictures or gifs go, obviously this will be NSFW, but please, for pictures that show extreme sexual violence or questionable consent, link them rather than embed them.
 
 
cockhops

THE CRACK PAIRING MEME


crack pairing


An unusual relationship of any kind of fandom (i.e. books, television shows, movies, ect.) that is unlikely to happen.


OR

Randomly take two characters… they don’t have to know each other, they don’t have to show ANY signs of a relationship, and hook them together. That is a crack pairing.


We all know them. Fandoms have fostered these little gems of shipping since the early days, and now, they can even be serious contenders in even the most hostile of shipping wars. Maybe they're absolutely ridiculous and only "for the lulz." Perhaps they make perfect sense...if you squint. Whatever the case may be, these so-called "crack" pairings are not canon and they're nowhere near as popular in fandom as the big fanon pairings.

Most of the time.

Of course, it's important to note that a lot of the time in RP, pairings are always crack pairings. Especially crossover ships, which canon purists would deride purely for being impossible. Still, in memes, that's less likely to happen because people either stick with canon ships, fanon ships, or close CR because of the lack of opportunities for development that games offer.

Not here. This meme is for ALL your ridiculousness, all your high school fangirl dreams, and just plain not being sorry for your ships. Think these characters would be cute together? Go for it. That character have adorable icons and that all you know about them? Ship it, by all means. Here, the reasons come after the desire.

RULES
- Comment with your character and preferences. If you want, you can include a one sentence or so blurb about your character. But blank comments are fine.
- Tag to others.
- RNG for prompts. Prompts cannibalized from random memes.
PROMPTS )
 
 
memery.
01 December 2016 @ 12:20 pm


THE (NOT NECESSARILY ROMANTIC) PROPOSAL MEME


Sure, you've got your obvious proposals. Marriage happens all the time. But what about other kinds of proposals? You're trying to get your boss to agree to the project you want to head. You want to go into business with your best friend. You want to have a kid. You're trying to suggest something to have for dinner. You're trying to build a superhero team. The possibilities are endless.



Pick your scenario within! )
 
 
Your Wine Mom
01 December 2016 @ 02:05 pm

the picture prompt meme

  • comment with your character.
  • others will leave a picture (or two, or three...)
  • reply to them with a setting based on the picture.
  • link to any pictures that are NSFW, please.
  • be aware that this meme will likely be image-heavy. that's kind of the point.


    link to an image:


    embed an image in your reply:

    control width and height of your pictures:
  •  
     
    Memes that Aren't Convoluted


    Are you tired of building up to the act? Do you sometimes wish for a chance to skip the conversation and go straight for the scenario you've always wanted to experience?

    In that case, rejoice! This meme was made for you.

    THE RULES:
    1. Post with your character in the middle of having sex.
    2. Any scenario and level of description is allowed!
    3. Other characters reply as your character's partner in that fuck!
    4. Keep going and finish the act.
    5. Go for another round or have fun with cuddling and afterplay.
    6. Have fun!
     
     
    engagements
    01 December 2016 @ 02:46 pm

    AI: the Japanese word for love and affection. Aren't love and affection things that all humans strive to have? We have achieved so much in the last half of the 21st century, and yet even now, across all borders, more and more people struggle to attain these elusive feelings from interactions with other human beings. We have reached a point at which our dependence upon technology, not other human beings, is integral to continuing our current quality of life. Yet studies show that an estimated 23% of the population suffers from feelings of deep insecurity and anxiety when trying to deal with other people, not to mention feelings of chronic isolation and loneliness. These troubles are only made even more devastating when the few meaningful ties one has in life are broken by relocation, unresolvable differences, or death.

    But what if you never had to worry about loneliness--or being alone--ever again?

    AI Robotics would like to offer you, and indeed the whole human race, an alternative to the uncertainties of human companionship. Our lines of ready-to-ship and custom-order robots will provide you the perfect, loving companion with a personality predetermined by you, the end-user, through the use of detailed surveys and questionnaires that seek to determine your deepest desires. Even should your personality change over time, you will find that your robot adapts to change with you thanks to sophisticated software specifically designed to help it monitor and intuit your wants and needs.

    Although household A.I. units in the past have been designed to look indistinguishable from a normal human, physical appearances for our newer lines are completely customizable to personal preference, and a variety of enhancements or unique alternative options are available for collectors. Despite outward appearances, all models are structurally stronger, faster, and otherwise enhanced so that they can also replace outdated service industry units! And of course, all of our products are programmed to follow the Three Laws of Robotics, thus ensuring personal and public safety.

    As part of our 'An A.I. For Every Body,' AI Robotics is currently running sales campaigns to make our robots more affordable than ever. Just visit our homepage for more information!

    Remember: A Robot's Love is Forever.

    Prompts under here )
     
     
    01 December 2016 @ 05:34 pm
    Romantic Tropes Meme


    HOW TO PLAY
    • Comment with your character and preferences.
    • Comment to others.
    • THAT'S IT YOU'RE PLAYING.

    PROMPTS

    it's under here because i have a lot of prompts and feelings okay )
     
     
    DO IT ALL FOR FUN.
    01 December 2016 @ 07:51 pm


    the mistletoe meme


    what it says in the gif. whether it's magic compulsion (feat. magical attraction or not), that you're trapped until you kiss, or just tradition and social pressure, you've been caught under the mistletoe and that means you have to kiss.

     
     
    01 December 2016 @ 08:46 pm
    Welcome Home, Master
    A Butler and/or Maid Smut Meme

    Who wouldn't want to have a maid or a butler, if even for a day? It would be incredible to have someone taking care of your every need, your every whim, and be loyal to you. Well, you've lucked out; you have your own servant! But what if that whole "taking care of your every need" concept went even further?

    Instead of just tucking you into bed, you have a maid or butler who'll go to bed with you and not only to give you someone to cuddle with. After all, it is their life's work to serve you.

    rules
    • Comment with your character, preferences, role you'd like to play, and any info you care to include, ie clumsy maid, stoic butler, master who'd take advantage, etc.
    • Reply to others.
    • Thread.


    why?
    AU: You've had or been a servant all your life; perhaps the two of you even grew up with each other, one of you "indebted" to the other. Or you just got hired the normal way, of course!
    SUDDEN: Congratulations, you've come into the service of some hired help. Use them as you will, the tab's not on you.
    ROLEPLAY: This isn't really a business transaction. You're both playing pretend.

    how?
    ROMANCE: You'd prefer to focus on the loyalty, forbidden status, fluff, or romance angle, with smut added liberally, of course.
    KINK: It's all about the kink - obedience, master/slave, power grabs and reversals, costumes, etc.