It's a sock but not really
12 October 2016 @ 01:53 am
The Hangover Meme


Bloody Mary, Full of Vodka )
 
 
Sock-hime
12 October 2016 @ 08:17 am

Settled Down Shipping Meme


If you were ever given a yearbook superlative, you'd probably never be in the running for "Most Likely to Settle Down," but here you are...and all it took was the right person.

RULES!
❧ Leave a comment with your character's name, fandom, and any preferences you have.
❧ When replying, RNG for a number between 1 and 15. The number corresponds to the scenario that you will play out in whatever way you want to.
❧ Go from there!
THE LIST!
01] baby
Suddenly, there's a new addition to your family! Are you expecting? Adopting? Struggling to find the perfect name for your child? Or maybe you're up at a ridiculous hour in the morning because they're crying like crazy.

02] just married
Congratulations! You and your loved (?) one are about to start a whole new life together! It's time for the honeymoon...

03] house hunting
Are you seeking out an apartment? A dream house? Or just any old place, as long as you're with your other? Make sure to weigh your options very carefully...

04] household chores
It's time to clean/cook/garden/take care of something! Do you work together, or does one of you hide until everything is done?

05] shopping
Whether it's for furniture, groceries, or something in between, shopping is something that everybody must do at some point in time! What varies is if they like it or not.

06] family vacation
WE'RE OFF TO DIDNEY WOOOOOOOOORL or wherever
... well, as long as the kids are happy, right...? You may not be happy (or maybe you are), but it's mainly about ~family bonding~.


07] romantic retreat
It's you and your loved one's anniversary, and you decide it's time to take some time off and take them somewhere nice, where you only have each other.

08] comfort
Is somebody sick in bed? Or perhaps they just had a bad day? Sometimes, a good breakfast in bed or a home-cooked meal can really lift the spirits! Or perhaps you want to try medicine, or laughter, or something else?

09] pet
Suddenly, you have another addition to the family! Is it a puppy? A kitty? A fierce dragon? Whatever it is, make sure to give it a name and to take good care of it!

10] holiday
Happy birthday/New Years/Christmas/Valentine's Day/whatever! It's a very special day that only comes once a year, so make it count!

11] argument
Oh, no, who left the stove on... Or maybe it's about why they were out late last night? Either way, there is a lot of tension today, and one of you may or may not be sleeping on the couch tonight.

12] making up
It's time to make amends for that fight/divorce/whatever you had before! After all, you love each other... right?

13] surprise, surprise
You are feeling rather loving tonight, so you want to remind the other person how much you cherish and appreciate them... if it's by something cute and adorable or hot and sexy is completely up to you.

14] proposal
SHUT UP THIS TOTALLY FITS You've been with your other for what feels like forever, and finally you want to tie the knot with them. Will you go down on one knee before them, or get a little creative?

15] other
I know I'm forgetting like a bajillion and one different things here, so this is the option for that!

+ optional smut prompts under cut )

 
 
Love at Wrong Sight



Don't be so cynical: love at first sight definitely exists. What also exists is love at wrong sight. Both of you feel a spark, hearts a-flutter, magnetism in full force, all the tell-tale signs of an instant pull, so what's the problem?

Well, there are some big problems. One of you could be taken, you could be on opposites sides of a battle or movement, you have a duty that conflicts with romance, this could be the wrong place at the absolute wrong time, the attraction could be forbidden, or any litany of pitfalls you can imagine could exist. Oh why oh why are you having this sudden swooning now? Here? It's no use denying you're in a pickle.

The quandary is...will you avoid this flight of fancy or will affairs of the heart hit you square in the chest?

HOW to PLAY
  • Top level with your prefs and info.
  • Reply to others and threeeeead.
 
 
wrongs
12 October 2016 @ 09:11 am
Team Tension


Ideally, a team works like a well-oiled machine, with all the cogs existing in harmony. It doesn't take a genius to figure out that two team members hating each other could easily lead to disaster. But have you ever considered the consequences of two team members liking each other...too much? Love or attraction can be a dangerous force, even when you're on the same side. Can you both be professional? Or is this a reason somebody needs to make a "no intra-team dating" rule?

  • "Team" is pretty loose here. Superhero team, sports team, debate team, #squadgoals, I don't care.
  • Just comment with your preferences and reply to others.
 
 
ring-a-ding-a-ling.
12 October 2016 @ 09:49 am
 
GIFT MEME




you know the story: a bow, some wrapping paper, and a surprise in wait for someone. does anyone ever read these prologues when there are prompts available?

H O W   T O   P L A Y

1. Respond to this post with your character(s)--be sure to note any preferences you may have on giving/receiving!
2. When replying, RNG 1-12 for your gift.
3. Start tagging!

O P T I O N S

01 — the special occasion's gift. 'tis the season -- valentine's, birthday, or otherwise! you're basically obligated to get them something.
02 — the belated gift. so it's definitely a special day for the two of you -- you just don't remember what. luckily, it's the quality of your present that matters, right?
03 — the passive-aggressive gift. you're not mad. you just really felt the need to buy your unbelievably allergic friend a cat for no reason.
04 — the actually aggressive gift. you hate this person. but punching them in the face is really a gift to the world -- doesn't that count for anything?
05 — the joke gift. everybody knows laughter's the best present. just because nobody else laughs at the whitewash-bucket-over-the-door trick anymore doesn't mean this person won't!
06 — the gift of affection. maybe they did a good job with something! time to show your appreciation while conserving your budget and dispense one headpat. maybe two.
07 — the worst wingman ever gift. whether it's a pair of socks, teaching the skill of making snake straws, or pledging to serve as the wingman they so desperately need, you are not improving their life. oh well.
08 — the gift of time. maybe they're working too hard, spending their hours with the wrong friends, or just prioritising silly things. whatever the case, you're here to give them your time -- never mind any other plans they may have had today.
09 — the courting gift. have you even confessed yet? eh, who cares. clearly bribery's the best way to express your feelings.
10 — the gift to yourself. so you just bought a tea-set for a coffee person, wrapped a vacuum for your new housemate, or bribed someone at the dmv to pass along a sparkling driver's license just when you need a patsy to drive you around town! has anybody ever told you what a good friend you are?
11 — the half-wrapped gift. whatever you were preparing to give them, they just walked in on the middle of you getting busy with five rolls of wrapping paper. quick, guy, explain.
12 — the all-purpose gift. either you're regifting a spare toaster or you've realised there weren't enough options on this meme. invent away!
 
 
sockdere
12 October 2016 @ 01:30 pm
the intimate bathing meme;


Grooming is an important part of many species' rituals. It keeps them clean, healthy, and content. And a good bath? It can change the whole tone of a day from terrible to relaxed and blissful.

But nudity is sometimes viewed as a weakness - and it is almost always sexualized - so bathing is often kept a private matter. If you do share these moments with someone, they're almost always a significant other or a sexual partner.

Like you're doing now.

Whether it be after a battle or after sex (or before sex, even), the two of you are going to get clean. Be sure to help each other out with that, won't you? After all, there are places on the back that just can't be reached...

HOW TO PLAY:
  • Comment with your character, your prefs, etc.
  • If there are other grooming-related practices or kinks you'd like to include, like shaving, hair washing, mention them!
  • Reply to others!
 
 
ᴊᴜɴᴋᴏ ᴇɴᴏsʜɪᴍᴀ
12 October 2016 @ 07:51 pm

the AGE GAP meme

trigger warning )
 
 
toastysocks
12 October 2016 @ 07:52 pm
 
T H I S IS F I G HT CLUB.



Step One: Make a post with who you're offering.
Step Two: Wait for people to post with one of the argument starters.
Step Three: RP based on whatever starter they go with!

Read more... )