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bakerstreet2016-10-12 09:49 am
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GIFT MEME

you know the story: a bow, some wrapping paper, and a surprise in wait for someone. does anyone ever read these prologues when there are prompts available?
H O W T O P L A Y
1. Respond to this post with your character(s)--be sure to note any preferences you may have on giving/receiving!
2. When replying, RNG 1-12 for your gift.
3. Start tagging!
O P T I O N S
01 — the special occasion's gift. 'tis the season -- valentine's, birthday, or otherwise! you're basically obligated to get them something.
02 — the belated gift. so it's definitely a special day for the two of you -- you just don't remember what. luckily, it's the quality of your present that matters, right?
03 — the passive-aggressive gift. you're not mad. you just really felt the need to buy your unbelievably allergic friend a cat for no reason.
04 — the actually aggressive gift. you hate this person. but punching them in the face is really a gift to the world -- doesn't that count for anything?
05 — the joke gift. everybody knows laughter's the best present. just because nobody else laughs at the whitewash-bucket-over-the-door trick anymore doesn't mean this person won't!
06 — the gift of affection. maybe they did a good job with something! time to show your appreciation while conserving your budget and dispense one headpat. maybe two.
07 — the worst wingman ever gift. whether it's a pair of socks, teaching the skill of making snake straws, or pledging to serve as the wingman they so desperately need, you are not improving their life. oh well.
08 — the gift of time. maybe they're working too hard, spending their hours with the wrong friends, or just prioritising silly things. whatever the case, you're here to give them your time -- never mind any other plans they may have had today.
09 — the courting gift. have you even confessed yet? eh, who cares. clearly bribery's the best way to express your feelings.
10 — the gift to yourself. so you just bought a tea-set for a coffee person, wrapped a vacuum for your new housemate, or bribed someone at the dmv to pass along a sparkling driver's license just when you need a patsy to drive you around town! has anybody ever told you what a good friend you are?
11 — the half-wrapped gift. whatever you were preparing to give them, they just walked in on the middle of you getting busy with five rolls of wrapping paper. quick, guy, explain.
12 — the all-purpose gift. either you're regifting a spare toaster or you've realised there weren't enough options on this meme. invent away!
1. Respond to this post with your character(s)--be sure to note any preferences you may have on giving/receiving!
2. When replying, RNG 1-12 for your gift.
3. Start tagging!
01 — the special occasion's gift. 'tis the season -- valentine's, birthday, or otherwise! you're basically obligated to get them something.
02 — the belated gift. so it's definitely a special day for the two of you -- you just don't remember what. luckily, it's the quality of your present that matters, right?
03 — the passive-aggressive gift. you're not mad. you just really felt the need to buy your unbelievably allergic friend a cat for no reason.
04 — the actually aggressive gift. you hate this person. but punching them in the face is really a gift to the world -- doesn't that count for anything?
05 — the joke gift. everybody knows laughter's the best present. just because nobody else laughs at the whitewash-bucket-over-the-door trick anymore doesn't mean this person won't!
06 — the gift of affection. maybe they did a good job with something! time to show your appreciation while conserving your budget and dispense one headpat. maybe two.
07 — the worst wingman ever gift. whether it's a pair of socks, teaching the skill of making snake straws, or pledging to serve as the wingman they so desperately need, you are not improving their life. oh well.
08 — the gift of time. maybe they're working too hard, spending their hours with the wrong friends, or just prioritising silly things. whatever the case, you're here to give them your time -- never mind any other plans they may have had today.
09 — the courting gift. have you even confessed yet? eh, who cares. clearly bribery's the best way to express your feelings.
10 — the gift to yourself. so you just bought a tea-set for a coffee person, wrapped a vacuum for your new housemate, or bribed someone at the dmv to pass along a sparkling driver's license just when you need a patsy to drive you around town! has anybody ever told you what a good friend you are?
11 — the half-wrapped gift. whatever you were preparing to give them, they just walked in on the middle of you getting busy with five rolls of wrapping paper. quick, guy, explain.
12 — the all-purpose gift. either you're regifting a spare toaster or you've realised there weren't enough options on this meme. invent away!

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