The Horrible Pick-Up Line Meme

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The [Horrible] Pick Up Line Meme So there's that guy/girl/whatever you've been eyeing this entire time. And now you've finally gotten the courage to go up to them and actually talk like a normal person instead of being a huge creeper. However, all you can think of are pick up lines. Horrible ones at that. Good luck with that, buddy, 'cause you're on your own.

how to do

1. Post with a character putting name and fandom in the subject
2. Hit up other people's characters with horrible pick up lines ("Is that a gun in your pants or are you just happy to see me?", etc)
3. Character reactions can be either:
   • WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU ON??????
   • /equally horrible pick up line
   or whatever the player feels up to doing.
4. If you are out of ideas check this site out
5. All else fails, JUST HAVE FUN.

 

Originally by mememaker

Comments

[idkworldruler]

[That was the next guess.]

Only of you want it messy.

[elegant_knives]

[Somewhere, Remilia is laughing. Nevertheless, Sakuya will be morbidly embarrassed once she realises she's been had.]

Ah, shall I repeat that for you?

[coldandyearning]

[Weiss opens her mouth, closes it and then opens it again, though nothing comes out for the moment, before the realization sinks in.

Did they seriously just-

god

WHY]

And what business is it of yours??

[umbrella_angel]

You're babbling.

[gimmickpuppets]

[ At that, IV gives a shrug and looks like he isn't bothered at all by this. ]

You seem like the type to play hard to get, so call me a curious masochist.

Call me IV, by the way.

[puppy_lancer]

And grab some dinner or take a stroll around the city afterwards?

[Merely meditating doesn't sound exciting enough.]

[oceanicbutterfly]

I'm not certain. Did you say running through your mind...?

[Yeah, the idea that someone would approach her with a cheesy pickup line is still so far from her mind that she's actually trying to make sense of it.]

[evokedpotential]

Your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.

[.... Give her a second to regret opening her mouth will you? She's looking pretty mortified.]

[starliner]

Well, the offer's still open... though I feel I ought to at least treat you to a date or something first after confusing you like that, heh.

I am dying.

[sixfeet]

...

[Wait, what? Coffee? Dark and strong? Not sweet?]

Ah -- pardon?

[coldandyearning]

If by curious, you mean nosy, then sure.

[brow raise and a scoff; she has a gut feeling that this was going to be a long while.]

IV? What, is your last name five-and-six? Or wait, it's probably seven-eight-nine.

[paradoxic_hero]

Once he absorbed all life from our planet, he planned on traveling space to conquer other planets.

[He's not entirely knowledgeable in the way of people claiming to be gods after all. He just knows how to run them through.]

Do I get details or do I have to guess?

[gimmickpuppets]

... You're about as warm as ice, I can see.

[ He lets out a sigh but seems otherwise undeterred, though it's not the first time he's had comments made about the 'code name'. Well, before his popularity boost. ]

I'd tell you but then you'd just know too much and I can't have that yet. So relax that pretty face of yours and just give me your name, at least. What's the worst I could do with it?

[knight_king]

Dinner.

[She picks the predictable option.]

Do you know a good place?

Restraint is for the weak. Wait. No.

[seestheman]

[Clara has heard her fair share of terrible pick up lines over the years. Some have been outright terrible and made her groan. Some have actually been pretty good for terrible pick up lines.

She'd give this one a solid 6.

But she will, at the very least, let him down easy.]

Can't be me. The only one with the password for my connection is my husband.

[eveolution]

You wish to treat me to a day?

[More of that human lingo she doesn't understand. Eve is painfully oblivious to most human customs, even though she was created by them. Sleeping for a couple thousand years will do that to you.]

[cyborg_cop]

[The exhalation of air is probably a little too audible and all John can think is 'oh thank GOD'. And look, no slapping. Victory. Kind of.

[He's still going to talk to Rudy about what he lets Dorian read.

[He just needs to plan a successful extraction. ]

Yeah well, you know. [He holds up his phone with a wry grin.] Signal locators on these things always get fritzy on me.

[In more ways than one. Anna comes to mind, and he pushes that roughly aside. ]

[coldandyearning]

Gee, I don't know- certainly not more pun-making, that's for sure!

[It's obvious how much sarcasm is oozing from her statement. But...

She's a little hesitant as she bites her bottom lip a bit, but it doesn't last for long.]

Hmph. If you must know, then it's Weiss- Weiss Schnee. There, are you satisfied?

I'm sorry for everything.

[deadly_belladonna]

[It's her usual flat tone.]

Theres a party in my pants and your invited. As you can tell it's pretty banging.

[Looks down at her book then up at her teammate.] I might of said that wrong.

... I can't resist.

[doingwhatiwant]

Come on baby, light my fire.

*evil laughter*

Don't be, it's wonderful!

[coldandyearning]

[Give her a moment as Weiss's brain attempts to recover because WHAT.]

...did you check out the wrong book from the library?

[deadly_belladonna]

That might be exactly what happened.

This was suppose to be helpful tips on making conversation and light talk but...

[Turns a page.]

What's your favorite silverware?..because I like to spoon.

[Looks up at her from over the book.] Did that work?

[gimmickpuppets]

[ However long it lasts, IV makes note of it and seeks a way to take advantage. Hey, no one said he was nice. ]

Weiss Schnee. Unusual name, but you seem like an unique individual. I don't think you have much room to comment on my name. [ He pauses long enough to lean in a little close to her. ] But yes, I'm satisfied... for now.

[ Why yes he's inspecting his nails for a moment before looking at her with that smirk again. ]

But there are better ways to get me like that, Weiss.

[american_sweetheart]

[Close enough tough.]

I'd rather chew my arm off.

no.

[tribadism]