The Horrible Pick-Up Line Meme

[paintyourwings]

The [Horrible] Pick Up Line Meme So there's that guy/girl/whatever you've been eyeing this entire time. And now you've finally gotten the courage to go up to them and actually talk like a normal person instead of being a huge creeper. However, all you can think of are pick up lines. Horrible ones at that. Good luck with that, buddy, 'cause you're on your own.

how to do

1. Post with a character putting name and fandom in the subject
2. Hit up other people's characters with horrible pick up lines ("Is that a gun in your pants or are you just happy to see me?", etc)
3. Character reactions can be either:
   • WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU ON??????
   • /equally horrible pick up line
   or whatever the player feels up to doing.
4. If you are out of ideas check this site out
5. All else fails, JUST HAVE FUN.

 

Originally by mememaker

Comments

[paradoxic_hero]

Once he absorbed all life from our planet, he planned on traveling space to conquer other planets.

[He's not entirely knowledgeable in the way of people claiming to be gods after all. He just knows how to run them through.]

Do I get details or do I have to guess?

[yolobitch]

How dull.

[Loki can respect wanting to conquer other planets, but to absorb all life from them? What is the point?]

Now that you mention it, I think I'd like to hear you guess.

[paradoxic_hero]

I doubt you'll like my guesses, but here goes. You could style my hair. You could make me shine your shoes. Oh, how about hem your pants? I could also trip you to bring you to my level... that would be fun, right?

[yolobitch]

[Loki sighs, shaking his head.]

You don't understand the concept of "reward", do you?

[paradoxic_hero]

I'd find those rewarding, especially the last one.

[yolobitch]

You should watch how you speak to a god, mortal. I will never be at your level, and you will never be at mine.

[paradoxic_hero]

Just because you're taller.

[yolobitch]

Because I am a god, you dullard.

[paradoxic_hero]

Yeah, yeah, insulting me makes me believe it more. This isn't some subtle poke to worship you again, is it?

[yolobitch]

Of course not. I am outright telling you that you should worship me.

[paradoxic_hero]

Aren't you supposed to make me believe first?