The Horrible Pick-Up Line Meme

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The [Horrible] Pick Up Line Meme So there's that guy/girl/whatever you've been eyeing this entire time. And now you've finally gotten the courage to go up to them and actually talk like a normal person instead of being a huge creeper. However, all you can think of are pick up lines. Horrible ones at that. Good luck with that, buddy, 'cause you're on your own.

how to do

1. Post with a character putting name and fandom in the subject
2. Hit up other people's characters with horrible pick up lines ("Is that a gun in your pants or are you just happy to see me?", etc)
3. Character reactions can be either:
   • WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU ON??????
   • /equally horrible pick up line
   or whatever the player feels up to doing.
4. If you are out of ideas check this site out
5. All else fails, JUST HAVE FUN.

 

Originally by mememaker

Comments

[oceanicbutterfly]

I'm not certain. Did you say running through your mind...?

[Yeah, the idea that someone would approach her with a cheesy pickup line is still so far from her mind that she's actually trying to make sense of it.]

[elegant_knives]

Y-yes...? [And she starts to feel warmth begin to pool in her cheeks a little.]

[oceanicbutterfly]

[It totally sounds like a pickup line, but that would just be silly, right? --Oh, Sakuya's reaction is kind of cute.]

Is everything all right?

[elegant_knives]

Ah, Lady Remilia told me that would work and to try it...

[Lady Remilia was messing with her. Sakuya wasn't the type to speak to strangers very long unless she had to.]

[oceanicbutterfly]

Told you it would "work"...

[Karen at last manages to outsmart her own incredulity.]

Er. Are you hitting on me?

[elegant_knives]

...Trying to. I was told I should start dating.

[This is what Sakuya gets for taking her mistress literally.]

[oceanicbutterfly]

I see.

[Karen's cheeks are starting to feel a bit warm now as well.]

I'm afraid I'm not certain of the proper response.

[elegant_knives]

...I believe I may have been tricked. And took my mistress too literally.

[In her defence, some of Remilia's orders are quite whimsical...]

[oceanicbutterfly]

...well. In that case, we'll have to make sure the one doing the tricking is the most surprised one at all.

[elegant_knives]

...What do you have in mind?

[oceanicbutterfly]

[Karen's face goes almost entirely red as she clears her throat.]

Now that you mention it, I am feeling rather tired. Perhaps you could take me to bed?

[elegant_knives]

[The maid blushes faintly, but smile a little.]

...The idea is... quite tempting. [Basically, she finds Karen to be quite the beauty.]

[oceanicbutterfly]

Well, I was certainly never any good at resisting temptation...

[The only reason Karen can say this is that she has assumed that Sakuya is just playing along. Which is not to say that Karen isn't interested, only that actually discussing such things openly with someone she's just met (even though a veil of innuendo) would be horribly improper.]

[elegant_knives]

And yet, you don't even know my name. I'm Sakuya, Chief Maid to Lady Remilia Scarlet.

[It's improper, but Sakuya doesn't mind too much. Karen seems nice enough for her to try to be friendly after... the way they just met.]

[oceanicbutterfly]

Karen Minazuki. It's nice to meet you.

[elegant_knives]

A pleasure to make your acquaintance, Ms. Minazuki

[She'll put that earlier embarrassing nonsense aside now...]