The Horrible Pick-Up Line Meme

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The [Horrible] Pick Up Line Meme So there's that guy/girl/whatever you've been eyeing this entire time. And now you've finally gotten the courage to go up to them and actually talk like a normal person instead of being a huge creeper. However, all you can think of are pick up lines. Horrible ones at that. Good luck with that, buddy, 'cause you're on your own.

how to do

1. Post with a character putting name and fandom in the subject
2. Hit up other people's characters with horrible pick up lines ("Is that a gun in your pants or are you just happy to see me?", etc)
3. Character reactions can be either:
   • WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU ON??????
   • /equally horrible pick up line
   or whatever the player feels up to doing.
4. If you are out of ideas check this site out
5. All else fails, JUST HAVE FUN.

 

Originally by mememaker

Comments

we're awful

[gimmickpuppets]

[ This is definitely someone walking up to Weiss, placing an ice cube on the floor only to step on it, and then flashing a cocky sort of grin. ]

Now that we've broken the ice, what's your name?

[coldandyearning]

[Weiss opens her mouth, closes it and then opens it again, though nothing comes out for the moment, before the realization sinks in.

Did they seriously just-

god

WHY]

And what business is it of yours??

[gimmickpuppets]

[ At that, IV gives a shrug and looks like he isn't bothered at all by this. ]

You seem like the type to play hard to get, so call me a curious masochist.

Call me IV, by the way.

[coldandyearning]

If by curious, you mean nosy, then sure.

[brow raise and a scoff; she has a gut feeling that this was going to be a long while.]

IV? What, is your last name five-and-six? Or wait, it's probably seven-eight-nine.

[gimmickpuppets]

... You're about as warm as ice, I can see.

[ He lets out a sigh but seems otherwise undeterred, though it's not the first time he's had comments made about the 'code name'. Well, before his popularity boost. ]

I'd tell you but then you'd just know too much and I can't have that yet. So relax that pretty face of yours and just give me your name, at least. What's the worst I could do with it?

[coldandyearning]

Gee, I don't know- certainly not more pun-making, that's for sure!

[It's obvious how much sarcasm is oozing from her statement. But...

She's a little hesitant as she bites her bottom lip a bit, but it doesn't last for long.]

Hmph. If you must know, then it's Weiss- Weiss Schnee. There, are you satisfied?

[gimmickpuppets]

[ However long it lasts, IV makes note of it and seeks a way to take advantage. Hey, no one said he was nice. ]

Weiss Schnee. Unusual name, but you seem like an unique individual. I don't think you have much room to comment on my name. [ He pauses long enough to lean in a little close to her. ] But yes, I'm satisfied... for now.

[ Why yes he's inspecting his nails for a moment before looking at her with that smirk again. ]

But there are better ways to get me like that, Weiss.

[coldandyearning]

[She actually perks up and puts her hands on her hips.]

Oh, really? Because it's the same with me as well.

[Was that a challenge? That sure as hell sounded like it.]