The Horrible Pick-Up Line Meme

[paintyourwings]

The [Horrible] Pick Up Line Meme So there's that guy/girl/whatever you've been eyeing this entire time. And now you've finally gotten the courage to go up to them and actually talk like a normal person instead of being a huge creeper. However, all you can think of are pick up lines. Horrible ones at that. Good luck with that, buddy, 'cause you're on your own.

how to do

1. Post with a character putting name and fandom in the subject
2. Hit up other people's characters with horrible pick up lines ("Is that a gun in your pants or are you just happy to see me?", etc)
3. Character reactions can be either:
   • WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU ON??????
   • /equally horrible pick up line
   or whatever the player feels up to doing.
4. If you are out of ideas check this site out
5. All else fails, JUST HAVE FUN.

 

Originally by mememaker

Comments

[knight_king]

Very well, we can meditate and help the monks of Ryuudouji Temple together.

[That sounds chivalric enough.]

[puppy_lancer]

And grab some dinner or take a stroll around the city afterwards?

[Merely meditating doesn't sound exciting enough.]

[knight_king]

Dinner.

[She picks the predictable option.]

Do you know a good place?

[puppy_lancer]

There's always the Irish pub downtown. How about that?

[knight_king]

That sounds absolutely ghastly. If you are going to invite me to eat, I will ask you to choose a place where they serve something palatable.

[puppy_lancer]

What's wrong with pub food? Tastes good enough to me.

[knight_king]

It does not sound very appealing.

[puppy_lancer]

There's potatoes and steaks and beer. What's not to like?

[Of course, Lancer is by no means a gourmet.]

[knight_king]

Is it as good as Shirou's cooking?

[puppy_lancer]

...No.

[But then again, it's hard to compare anyone else's cooking with Shirou's.]

[knight_king]

I refuse. At least you should look for a place that almost matches his food.

[puppy_lancer]

That's gonna be hard. I only know the Irish pub. Well, there's also a Chinese place where you can order takeout.

[knight_king]

Hm. And you were going to take me to this excursion without planning it well beforehand? I would ask Rin about which places are good to make reservations.

[puppy_lancer]

I'm taking you out this time, not her.

[knight_king]

Lancer.

I refuse to eat something unappealing.

[puppy_lancer]

...What about hamburgers?

[He's really out of ideas now.]

[knight_king]

What about them? Perhaps you should let me choose the restaurant if you cannot think about a good option.

[puppy_lancer]

You already have a place in mind?

[There's a hopeful gleam in his eyes. Looks like he won't have to tire himself out thinking of an actually good restaurant.]

[knight_king]

We could ask Shirou to make us food.

[puppy_lancer]

On our date? I mean, the kid's pretty nice, but...

[knight_king]

Would that be a problem? We could invite him to accompany us if you like.

[puppy_lancer]

Wouldn't it be a little weird for the kid?

[knight_king]

He wouldn't mind. When Shirou and Rin go into dates, they invite me to join them.

[puppy_lancer]

Is that so?

[He'd like to have a date with both Saber and Rin too...]

Well...I guess if he wants to go, we can take him.

[knight_king]

Yes, Rin placed meat between two loaves of bread last time. She called the meal "sandwiches."