The Horrible Pick-Up Line Meme

[paintyourwings]

The [Horrible] Pick Up Line Meme So there's that guy/girl/whatever you've been eyeing this entire time. And now you've finally gotten the courage to go up to them and actually talk like a normal person instead of being a huge creeper. However, all you can think of are pick up lines. Horrible ones at that. Good luck with that, buddy, 'cause you're on your own.

how to do

1. Post with a character putting name and fandom in the subject
2. Hit up other people's characters with horrible pick up lines ("Is that a gun in your pants or are you just happy to see me?", etc)
3. Character reactions can be either:
   • WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU ON??????
   • /equally horrible pick up line
   or whatever the player feels up to doing.
4. If you are out of ideas check this site out
5. All else fails, JUST HAVE FUN.

 

Originally by mememaker

Comments

[warriorscribe]

...And? *He's going to scoot closer to lean on him, if he can.*

[umbrella_angel]

You're babbling.

[warriorscribe]

What's wrong with that? *It's nice, having Lucifel around like this. It'd be great if he never had to live with mortals again. Never have to look like he's drinking too much when it won't even affect him. Never have to lie. Never have to leave anyone...*

[umbrella_angel]

While I don't mind the compliments, some things you say are nonsense.

[Other than that, continue to boost his ego.]

[warriorscribe]

*Oh is that why he's able to get away with draping all over his guardian? Because that's what he's going to end up doing at this rate.*

Is it nice nonsense, at least?

[umbrella_angel]

[Maybe, there's no way he'd tell him though. Unless he got drunk as well.]

I've heard worse.

[warriorscribe]

Good... *Yep, draped on him.* You're the most wonderful person I've ever known...

*He seems to find something childishly amusing in that last sentence, snickering to himself before settling against him then in earnest.*

[umbrella_angel]

You're sure calling me that?

[He chuckles but puts a hand on the scribe's back, patting it.]

[warriorscribe]

Why wouldn't I be? *He looks up at the smile on the angel's face and is drawn to it as if magnetized, nuzzling against his cheek, raised as it is from the smile.* You're wonderful because you've been wonderful.

*Never mind that makes no sense.*

[umbrella_angel]

...

[THIS gets him to tense up and feel just awkward. The cheek nuzzling, not his words, mind you.]

... Have I?

[warriorscribe]

Standing by me all this time... *Aww, he stopped smiling. Why? Enoch sits back a bit to look at him curiously.*

[umbrella_angel]

I had promised you, didn't I?

[Dealing with Enoch in a drunk state was always something...]

[warriorscribe]

This is...it's different, you know? Very different. *He goes back to draping on Lucifel again.* Might not even have the mission anymore. You don't have to. But you do.

[umbrella_angel]

That's what friends are for.

[Including all the sad, happy and awkward moments.]

[warriorscribe]

Mm...so that's the trick. The Morning Star doesn't shine so bright because it's beautiful, but because of its inner brightness...

*And now he's back to silly flattery.*

[umbrella_angel]

[Don't mind him laughing at that Enoch, but it was priceless.]

Seriously, you should consider getting sober again...

[warriorscribe]

But I'm not sober now. *Seriously, he can't do it at will. Enoch looks at the rows of media on the shelves and thinks aloud:*

So many songs about the sun and sunlight... Everyone forgets the morning star... not me. No, not me...I should take one of those songs about the sun and...

*There's a pause where he ponders on lyrics. And then, he begins to sing.*

You are my starlight, my morning starlight. You make me happy- no...no, wait...wait, I can do better...

[umbrella_angel]

Can't argue against that logic.

[Seriously, he couldn't argue against that, it was the truth after all.

When Enoch started to sing a song just for him... Sorry, but he's laughing, it was just too funny.]

[warriorscribe]

*Enoch takes the laughter as a sign of encouragement, laughing along himself. Eventually, he comes up with something.*

You are my starlight, my morning star light. You gave me hope in my darkest night. You'll never know, dear, how much I love you. Please don't take- no... Oh, may my Morning Star always shine bright.

*He smiles at Lucifel hopefully. There's a nice little flush on his face now, probably from being so drunk, but it adds a completely different sort of effect here. There, how was that?*

[umbrella_angel]

[He's trying to hold his laughter while Enoch is singing, curious to hear what he made up so spontaneously.

That flush on the scribe's face did give this a different feeling than it was supposed to. Don't mind his face taking more color than it usually does.]

... Enoch, you're drunk.

[warriorscribe]

I know.

*Enoch reached out to brush his fingers across one of the new spots of color on Lucifel's face. He chuckles.*

You're blushing. *And that chuckle turns into laughter. Somehow, it's just funny to him.*

[umbrella_angel]

Shush.

[Stop it, this isn't funny, he's not amused.]

[warriorscribe]

But it's-...

*It's what? He can't contain his laughter.*

It's cute.

[umbrella_angel]

[He can only stare at the other for the moment.]

S-since when am I the cute one?!

[Don't mind him breaking the Fourth Wall in the process.]

[warriorscribe]

Since now? *Puppy smile! Drunk puppy smile, as evidenced by the way he leans forward as if to kiss him and stumbles over his knee instead, crashing into him.*