The Horrible Pick-Up Line Meme

[paintyourwings]

The [Horrible] Pick Up Line Meme So there's that guy/girl/whatever you've been eyeing this entire time. And now you've finally gotten the courage to go up to them and actually talk like a normal person instead of being a huge creeper. However, all you can think of are pick up lines. Horrible ones at that. Good luck with that, buddy, 'cause you're on your own.

how to do

1. Post with a character putting name and fandom in the subject
2. Hit up other people's characters with horrible pick up lines ("Is that a gun in your pants or are you just happy to see me?", etc)
3. Character reactions can be either:
   • WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU ON??????
   • /equally horrible pick up line
   or whatever the player feels up to doing.
4. If you are out of ideas check this site out
5. All else fails, JUST HAVE FUN.

 

Originally by mememaker

Comments

[american_sweetheart]

[Close enough tough.]

I'd rather chew my arm off.

[idkworldruler]

[Extremely close, probably worse.]

Your words harm me more than any bullet I was shot with.

[american_sweetheart]

Do they now? Usually they're just enough to make people leave me alone. Should I try harder?

[idkworldruler]

What can I say? I'm persistent.

[american_sweetheart]

I should probably let ya know that even bein' persistent won't get ya anywhere~.

[idkworldruler]

Seems to have worked so far in my life.

[american_sweetheart]

Well, this will be one of the few times it doesn't.

[idkworldruler]

Well now I'd say otherwise on that.

[american_sweetheart]

Oh? What makes ya say that?

[idkworldruler]

I got to talk to such a pretty woman. So how could it have been bad?

[american_sweetheart]

You can do that any day of the week though, pretty women are everywhere.

[idkworldruler]

Maybe, but that doesn't make it any less special.

[american_sweetheart]

Are you positive?

[idkworldruler]

Only fools are positive. So I am certain beyond a doubt.

[american_sweetheart]

Well at least you're smart enough to know that, I'm certain you're wastin' your time, Dear.

[idkworldruler]

And I'm certain that I hadn't.

[american_sweetheart]

Surely you're blowin' smoke.

[idkworldruler]

The only I see is coming from you.

[american_sweetheart]

Wait, what?

[idkworldruler]

[OOC: Once upon a time there was the word "smoke" somewhere in that last statement.]

Smoke, as in you're so hot you're smoking.

[american_sweetheart]

[ooc; I will forever laugh at that.]

Smoke...Honey, I'm a wildfire and you do not want to be caught in my way.

[idkworldruler]

[ooc: x3]

Baby, it's a good thing that I like to play with fire.

[american_sweetheart]

[ooc; >w< ]

Oh, Mister Pyro, you're fixin' to find out what it's like to be scorched.

[idkworldruler]

Darling, a few burns won't stop me from embracing you.

[american_sweetheart]

We'll see how your tone changes when you're a pile of ash.