The Horrible Pick-Up Line Meme

[paintyourwings]

The [Horrible] Pick Up Line Meme So there's that guy/girl/whatever you've been eyeing this entire time. And now you've finally gotten the courage to go up to them and actually talk like a normal person instead of being a huge creeper. However, all you can think of are pick up lines. Horrible ones at that. Good luck with that, buddy, 'cause you're on your own.

how to do

1. Post with a character putting name and fandom in the subject
2. Hit up other people's characters with horrible pick up lines ("Is that a gun in your pants or are you just happy to see me?", etc)
3. Character reactions can be either:
   • WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU ON??????
   • /equally horrible pick up line
   or whatever the player feels up to doing.
4. If you are out of ideas check this site out
5. All else fails, JUST HAVE FUN.

 

Originally by mememaker

Comments

[idkworldruler]

[ooc: x3]

Baby, it's a good thing that I like to play with fire.

[american_sweetheart]

[ooc; >w< ]

Oh, Mister Pyro, you're fixin' to find out what it's like to be scorched.

[idkworldruler]

Darling, a few burns won't stop me from embracing you.

[american_sweetheart]

We'll see how your tone changes when you're a pile of ash.

[idkworldruler]

I'll just come back and haunt you.

[american_sweetheart]

That's fine with me, I'm not afraid of ghosts. They're easier to ignore anyway.

[idkworldruler]

Who said I would be a ghost? I was thinking more like a zombie.

[american_sweetheart]

I'll just pull a Michonne and make sure you don't have a bottom jaw or arms.~

[idkworldruler]

And I'll just have to sew them back on. I can't hold you if I don't have any arms.

[american_sweetheart]

Can't sew if ya don't have arms~.

[idkworldruler]

My love for you would just be that strong?

[american_sweetheart]

Love? There's no love between us, Hon.

[idkworldruler]

Not yet.

[american_sweetheart]

Not ever.
[He'll be dead long before she is.]

[idkworldruler]

Darling do I have to serenade you?

[Maybe, or maybe not.]

[american_sweetheart]

I'd rather you not.

[Unless he plans on living for centuries..]

[idkworldruler]

I can sing a mean Rick Rolled.

[Well maybe he does.]

[american_sweetheart]

Lucky for you, I can't stand that song.

[Well then, good luck hunting her down over the next few.]

[idkworldruler]

Oh, well sad day for you then. What about Seether?

[No worries, he lives...inside of her.]

[american_sweetheart]

[That's mildly disturbing.]

Not really an' what about 'em?

[idkworldruler]

[She is his home country...and he can point her out on a map.]

You can't tell me that you don't like Seether.

[american_sweetheart]

[That is true, but he can't point where his state is located on her being.]

I never said I didn't.

[idkworldruler]

[That sounds like a challenge. He can probably point out the Rockies]

Then what's your favorite song?

[american_sweetheart]

[Perhaps, perhaps not.]

Are you trying to get to know me? Cause believe me, Bud, I ain't interested.

[idkworldruler]

Maybe I am. I could always go back to the pick up lines.

[Challenge accepted.]<