The Horrible Pick-Up Line Meme

[paintyourwings]

The [Horrible] Pick Up Line Meme So there's that guy/girl/whatever you've been eyeing this entire time. And now you've finally gotten the courage to go up to them and actually talk like a normal person instead of being a huge creeper. However, all you can think of are pick up lines. Horrible ones at that. Good luck with that, buddy, 'cause you're on your own.

how to do

1. Post with a character putting name and fandom in the subject
2. Hit up other people's characters with horrible pick up lines ("Is that a gun in your pants or are you just happy to see me?", etc)
3. Character reactions can be either:
   • WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU ON??????
   • /equally horrible pick up line
   or whatever the player feels up to doing.
4. If you are out of ideas check this site out
5. All else fails, JUST HAVE FUN.

 

Originally by mememaker

Comments

[american_sweetheart]

Ya didn't succeed there, I doubt you'll succeed elsewhere.

[Do your worst.]

[idkworldruler]

Want a bet?

[Well obviously the Rockies is her abdomen, which means Arizona has to be around her belly button. And New York is her...nose.]

[american_sweetheart]

I'll win that bet, believe me.

[Pretty damn close. Though New York is not quite her nose.]

[idkworldruler]

I'll give you fifty-fifty.

[Close enough, close enough~.]

[american_sweetheart]

Sounds fair enough...

[idkworldruler]

A dinner and a movie then. Or do you like to party?

[american_sweetheart]

I'll take option three. None of the above.~

[idkworldruler]

There is no option three~! Besides I'm making a bet with you.

[american_sweetheart]

[That just earns a sigh from her.]

I'm a party girl...

[idkworldruler]

Awesome, I know just the place then if you like to party hard.

[It should be noted that he needed a lot of resistance to not say the party is in his pants.]

[american_sweetheart]

Oh? Where would that be?

[She would've knocked his teeth in if he had.]

[idkworldruler]

New York, really out of the way from the normal scene. Me and my coworkers like to go there a lot. Being who are, you may have heard of it, or not. Only a select few know about it.

[And it still would have been worth it.]

[american_sweetheart]

Hm...I don't think I have..

[She shakes her head as she speaks, with how he described it she's starting to think he's going to murder her and hide the body and his friends are going to help.]

[idkworldruler]

[Pff, no, that's not his department. He only does assassination every now and then.]

It's in a portion of the Free Mason tunnels under the city. You can look it up with Washington if you want. There's more than a few senators who would know about it.

[american_sweetheart]

[Well that's a relief at least... Though she'd just wake up pissed off a few hours later if he did.]

So a few senators know about it? Guess they kept it pretty hush hush then...