The Horrible Pick-Up Line Meme

[paintyourwings]

The [Horrible] Pick Up Line Meme So there's that guy/girl/whatever you've been eyeing this entire time. And now you've finally gotten the courage to go up to them and actually talk like a normal person instead of being a huge creeper. However, all you can think of are pick up lines. Horrible ones at that. Good luck with that, buddy, 'cause you're on your own.

how to do

1. Post with a character putting name and fandom in the subject
2. Hit up other people's characters with horrible pick up lines ("Is that a gun in your pants or are you just happy to see me?", etc)
3. Character reactions can be either:
   • WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU ON??????
   • /equally horrible pick up line
   or whatever the player feels up to doing.
4. If you are out of ideas check this site out
5. All else fails, JUST HAVE FUN.

 

Originally by mememaker

Comments

[eveolution]

I believe I understand your intent now, although I would not know what that is like.

[starliner]

Well, the offer's still open... though I feel I ought to at least treat you to a date or something first after confusing you like that, heh.

[eveolution]

You wish to treat me to a day?

[More of that human lingo she doesn't understand. Eve is painfully oblivious to most human customs, even though she was created by them. Sleeping for a couple thousand years will do that to you.]

[starliner]

Well, yes, if that's alright with you. We would take a day to meet together and relax, and go somewhere you find enjoyable as a pair. It's a common form of courtship... so I'm told.

[If anything, he's just finding that very endearing. Maybe because in a way she's reminding him of another painfully-oblivious friend (even if that one is human...)]

If the thought pleases you, I'd be honoured to give you the best example possible.

[eveolution]

Human courtship behaviors seem so much more complicated than that of animals.

[And herself? They are non-existent. She still doesn't understand why he would be interested in courting her. While clueless, she is also curious. Perhaps this knowledge would come in useful.]

Very well.